Of all possible Georges one can meet, this is the happiest George: lounging in his planter box bed, soaking up fall sunlight

I wish I could live on an internet where some pants-pisser wasn't always standing around the next corner, pissing their pants aggressively while they point and laugh at me because I AM CLEARLY the absurd one, not the person whose pants constantly drip with piss.

Game changer day in history for the Well Done Son guys

"Sometimes I get overcharged That's when you see sparks They ask me where the hell I'm going At 1000 ft per second Hey man, slow down Idiot, slow down"

Fuck flying cars, where the hell is my sex robot??

As of today's psych appointment, I have joined the AFAB Suspected Adult ADHD Haver club and I'm getting my testing done on the 14th. Can't believe they managed to pull out another diagnosis this late in the game.

ahem GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORRRRNEEEENG

Favourite is He Thought of Cars

"I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be But if you wait around awhile, I'll make you fall for me I promise you I will."

"Then oh, all the notes I used to play On the double bass in the b-list ballet With only the night bugs to lead me home With their sad-luck serenade The rain was never ending The sadness in my heart would light and glow in the dark."

Just because it bears repeating: biological race is a myth and has literally no basis in reality. Homo sapiens have not speciated. The only thing skin color tells you is the proximity of someone's ancestors to the equator.

#5CoverSongsSwitch Day 5 Playing an ironic song straight will either flop or hit like a sledgehammer. I think this one is the latter. If you don't, I can see your side too.

It warms my heart how often I look up from whatever I'm doing and find one or both cats staring quietly at me from some perch or another. I slow blink at them and they settle back in for more napping. Just checking on me.

I am manifesting a deck fox by speaking my intention to the universe

#5CoverSongsSwitch Day 4 It's impossible for this song to be anything but heart-wrenching. That said, this man's pipes are UNREAL and he deserves credit for the vocal virtuosity alone.

"Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through I can't complain, but sometimes I still do Life's been good to me so far."

I may not be the prettiest or the smartest. But let me tell you this, I'm also not the healthiest. Stop talking to me so I can go lay down.

It is genuinely so hard to be happy or do anything to make someone else happy right now. The world has a billion hands out and ready to smack yours away. Oh no you don't.

#5CoverSongsSwitch Day 3 Long ago (and oh so far away), before anyone actually used the expression "immaculate vibes," this song embodied the concept perfectly.

Lies on the floor face down until my rent is no longer about to go up another $40 next year with no change to my disability cheque or job openings on the horizon

This has to be placebo effect, i'm only in my second week of taking T, but I swear my mood and energy have both increased exponentially. What used to be rollercoaster drops in mood are more like potholes now. It's kind of incredible.

Me the second I get back inside the house in winter, bc socks are nightmarish with my brand of Fibro.

Holy hell, am I glad I did this music challenge and check the tag every day.

Me fighting the Avoidant Personality Disorder when I meet someone I want to be friends with

#5CoverSongsSwitch Day 2: Who in the world gave them the right? Who allowed this devastating mashup/cover of Lux Aeterna and Lana Del Rey's Blue Jeans?

The sheer number of Oasis songs that just collided in my mind... but I guess this one has to win out. "Is it worth the aggravation To find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for? It's a crazy situation But all I need are cigarettes and alcohol."

#5CoverSongsSwitch I adore a cover where so much of the song is structurally similar, but the entire feeling is upended.

Artists, quote with something silly

Tell it to fuck me up, fam, anything different than my day-to-day will do at this point.

"The final solution's back in style And we are the ones letting it ride And I never dreamed we were so blind Amnesia in comfort, so unkind Tell me, when they come for you Who will there be left to speak for you?"

A proper classy gentleman and his floof

"I know that it will hurt I know that it will break your heart, the way things are Don't spread discontent, don't spread the lies Don't make the same mistakes with your own life And don't disrespect yourself, don't lose your pride And don't think everybody's gonna choose your side"

Disabled brethren, if you've been meaning to buy something that'd make your life easier and you have the money, you've just been holding off because of internalized ableism, take this as your sign to buy it. I finally got an electric scrub brush and it's already changing my life.

Two Indigenous women say the growing spread of residential school denialism is the reason they a wrote a book on the subject. Decolonization and Me was released by Phyllis Webstad, who started Orange Shirt Day, and Métis scholar Kristy McLeod.

#MosaicMonday River #Nile scene, detail of Ducks, a Cobra snake and a Mongoose. The mosaic currently resides in Naples’ National Archaeological Museum, with inventory references connecting it to Pompeii and Casa del Fauno #Italy #romanarchaeology #Art #History #Roman #Archaeology

How I flirt...

I don’t care if people understand sexuality or gender if everyone involved is consenting it’s a bodily autonomy issue and I don’t give a shit if it makes you squeamish.

Daily sketch: graduation ceremony

Any time I hear someone say "this isn't who we are [as a country]" or "this isn't my [country name]" or even "this isn't the [country] I know," all I can think is aw damn, your denial's getting itchy, huh? Blinders slipping a bit?

Took my first dose of T today 💪

You can't SEE me, I'm HIDING.

Compassion is the most rebellious action a person can take right now! And has been for awhile but it's only getting more true

This song has way too many moving parts and all of them are nightmarishly obnoxious. Whoever coined the word cacophony was predicting the existence of this song.

Why did I think this sweet-faced dog's name was "Lawrence Humane?"

"One day the world will be ready for you, and wonder how they didn't see."

Just had a teenager say (after I had passed their group) that my mobility scooter fuckin rips. Was that… approval? Am I cool?

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky