I'm glad I'm not in charge of anything, because I think my constituents wouldn't like me kicking a fuss over a war-crime-ridden conflict that's killing thousands in order to jack up fuel prices, and strangle the supply chain for oil and plastics, all in the middle of an ongoing genocide.

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"seems like a lot of hassle to make something gross taste ok"

This image circulating is fake. The front porch was much larger than that and held several Navy recovery personnel as well. Real images can be found here: www.flickr.com/photos/nasah...

Aren't you tired of being the smart one? Don't you ever want to let your hair down and ACT OUT? #CocoBandicoot

this is like when people's EGM subscriptions were replaced with Maxim

I don't think it's a "problem" that there are fewer teen pregnancies. I think fewer teen pregnancies is a good thing, actually,

When you marry too many Sonic characters while already being married:

BUT I WANT TO IMPATIENTLY BASH THE BUTTON.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

Skoda, bicycle maker turned car manufacturer, has developed a bicycle bell that penetrates the noise-cancellation headphones of pedestrians in the interest of pedestrian safety. youtu.be/zDaVPfpQvPI

"AI is garbage, bro, it gives you wrong answers like half the time and the other half the time makes you stupid." Overheard a middle schooler chastising a fellow student for suggesting they use AI. Whole middle school herd started mocking the AI kid. ...We need to let these kids at the tech bros.

Even if this was a business negotiation, any sensible team member would ensure they know all of whatever terms are outlined and not just say "we agree", and spout bullshit and backtrack after the fact. This isn't just some iOS EULA you just click "Accept". This is a fucking CEASEFIRE. PEOPLE DIE.

💢 Israeli airstrike hits funeral procession in Lebanon’s Bekaa Valley, killing at least 10 An Israeli air raid struck the Shams Tar cemetery during a funeral procession, killing at least 10 people, including mourners, Lebanon’s National News Agency reported. The Bekaa Valley, a rural region in...

They sell drop-in drum shade replacements for builder grade boob lights and it’s a huge upgrade just in terms of how it shapes the light without having to replace the entire fixture.

The "Evidencia inadmisible de que este Artista es un Furro" starter pack

"We also didn't agree to a two-week ceasefire. We said a ceasefire would be 'too weak'."

IMPORTANT ARTEMIS II HOT SAUCE UPDATE Thanks to Carlie Kollath Wells’ reporting out of Axios New Orleans (which I confirmed via email since there are two versions of the article out) …. WE HAVE OUR LIST. It’s these 4 pictured, plus Heinz Hot Taco Sauce! www.axios.com/local/new-or...

Having Some Girl Cat Dreams. #NightInTheWoods #MaeBorowski

I've been doing some research into locations in Prague using Google Maps, and either the guy who was tasked to take the photos got the camera position wrong, or there's a small hairy ghost haunting large swathes of the city.

Was it surprising in the least? They bombing like their munitions have a best before date.

I think it may be a first, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Trump is the first President of the United States who is mentally ill.

Non-Amerikansky Patreon Users! You can now withdraw your funds via bank transfer. This applies to local banks, or foreign banks in foreign currency (eg. USD to a Wise currency card), all while staying away from the abhorrent processing fees and FX rates imposed by... them.

“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”

Be Mae, Do Crimes. #NightInTheWoods

"We know we broke into your home, set it on fire and killed your entire family, but please stop attacking our backup so my mates and I can continue to buy your possessions off you, and be open to the idea that we can return to set fire to your house again whenever we want. Please?"

How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.

That Dog Can Dance

Been on some aawagga shit for the last months but I’m pulling out of it

"Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

Got me some Oo cookies. And they taste exactly as Oreo cookies do, just without the -re.

I still haven't seen the show, but I needed a bunny for my Easter pic. I hope that's okay. #TADC

America only has two Cities.

If I were on a mission whose computer system required me to deal with Microsoft Outlook in space, I’d give up and go back to the slide rule

Always dandy to keep one handy 🥭 Chomp-a-wumpa! #CocoBandicoot #CrashBandicoot

Shane’s eSlop Bowl Recipe: -1 bag of milk -2 boxes of pistachio Jell-O pudding mix -2 cups of lime green jelly snack packs -1 serving of boiled cold pasta

So are you willing to end the war or continue the war? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, GRANDPA.

Brand-name Chocolate Sandwich Cookie ⚫️ #HappyAprilFoolsDay

Not a moment's peace around here... IT'S APRIL. #dm29DogDays: Physical Calendars and Digital Wallpapers! payhip.com/judacris/col...

I don't think Iran is angry at most of the other countries in the world, bub.

Happy April Fools Day everyone! Remember that jokes about pregnancy, divorce, and saying you've agreed to a ceasefire while continuing to massacre a people of a certain ethnicity are not funny! Stay safe.

Yes. Let's burn the oil wells. Good idea.

That's right

Could they not splice in useless crap onto this website and give us private accounts already.