You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.

If only we had a global power that acts as a point of international justice and neutrality that can be neutered by a complete loss of funding.

EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

Location Looker 🗺️

I've been a big fan of Homestar Runner since I told the BBC about it for their weekly tech programme. And merch has always been out of reach because costs. But I treated myself to something from @fangamer.com from their Black Friday thing and these playing cards are just the best 🥹

SINGAPORE REPRESENTED 🇸🇬🇸🇬🇸🇬 #Taskmaster #TaskmasterNYT

Never stop talking about the issues that matter, but never bear the brunt of current events on your own. Take a break from doomscrolling, focus on the good. Do something you enjoy. Drink some tea. Talk to a friend. Go for a walk. Reflect in silent prayer. Phone Down.

Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.

International outrage is in really short supply.

This is why XBOX is dying.

Nothing infuriated me more last night than "livestreams" of fireworks from cities around the world, and it's all AI slop. I cast "total annihilation of genAI and the decimation of profiting off the backs of the stolen work of creatives around the world" for 2026.

Human made, full-colour fanart, lots of love. It's JANUARY, but you can still pick up a physical or a digital copy of #dm29DogDays! payhip.com/judacris/col...

If you start "Dance Mode" 6m44s before midnight, you'll kick off the new year with DANCE MODEEEEE!!! #Bluey

TIME TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.🥳🎉🍾 #HappyNewYear2026 from this side of the planet!

2026 and we still can't schedule bleets or have a private account on this dumb wall.

In a year full of turmoil, outrage and strife, keep looking to the good things that fill us with life. We can choose to be better, do good for each other, stand strong, choose love, seek joy and be tougher. Fight for a world we want to live in, look out for one another and never stop believing.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

US Customers, thank you for all your support during this tumultuous time of international postage. I'm sorry about the delays and the price hikes. A huge shoutout to my postal assistant. Remember to make your voices heard about the travesty US International Mail has become.

Ready for the new year! Yes! Of course I use my own calendars. It's why I design and print my own. I need one. Like, if I wasn't gonna sell any, I would still make them. Even more yes, you can still pick one up my intl., UK, & AU friends! #dm29Dogdays payhip.com/b/seaiy

They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it. Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.

Likes? Interactions? "Engagements"? Are you trying to get married???

Oh, so I started playing "Weird girl and strange boy fight odd-looking robots in a post-apocalyptic world" and I swear I'm not looking at her ass but they're androids, so it's okay. When the camera's pulls wide, it's alright, but if near, oughta matter.

I absolutely despise these two Mandarin words. 薄 (báo) doesn't sound like it should mean thin, and 厚 (hòu) doesn't sound like it means thick. Why can't you be more like concave and convex, 凹 (aō) and 凸 (tū), that sounds AND looks like what you represent?

Artists should start putting degrading, condescending "Asian father" watermarks on the work they post, such as: "Can't even use a pen?" "I'm very disappointed at your choices." "The others call you 'slop-fucker'" "My art is shit, and you want to steal it to make it more shit?"

It's the most wonderful dine of the year... I hope you've all had a wonderful Christmas, with loved ones, or without.

This is my card I sent out to all the good boys and girls in my life, made directly after #dm29DogDays and not wanting to reuse December's art as a card. calendarsarestillavailablemerrychristmas 🌏 Intl.: payhip.com/b/seaiy 🇺🇸 U.S.: payhip.com/b/k6tja

"You get the grape juice🍷, and I get the cookies🍪." Happy Heelerdays from your 𝑛th favourite Bluey fanartist!

Okay I just wanted to write a quick blurb about Stolas and his antidepressants, so thread time!🧵 (One thing to point out is that the “happy pills” framing is intentionally dismissive.)

#PrincessBubblegum has engineered the perfect milk containment receptacle. #HappyHolidays, everyone. #AdventureTime

Turning Point USA was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery Two of their major policy pushes were a more prominent gun culture and zero COVID restrictions Bill Montgomery died to the COVID virus Charlie Kirk died to gun violence

It's Xmas Eve! 🎄 If you still haven't hung up your lights, better hop to it! #JudyHopps #Zootopia

The network began a game of whack-a-mole with a segment that newly hired editor-in-chief Bari Weiss didn’t want to air.

I highly recommend watching this segment, not just because the CBS News execs and the White House didn’t want you to, but because these men were tortured and they deserved to have their voices heard.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Bless everyone who maintains the tools to download video files from proprietary players.

It’s still up on my Substack. Muellershewrote.com

James Baxter’s 2D animation in ‘The Wonderfully Weird World Of Gumball’ new episode.

Xmas is coming. Never too early to break out the "Eggnog" 🥴 #FostersHomeforImaginaryFriends #FrankieFoster

LAST CALL for any orders before the elves go on break. Eight hours for any last US orders for this window. Doesn't apply for international customers as I send them personally.

How is this so difficult. It's not like there are NEW books? His adventure has ended. THERE ISN'T A SHIPPUDEN. THIS ISN'T ADRIAN FUCKING MOLE. YOU'RE NOT GETTING A LETTER BY OWL. YOU'RE AN ADULT NOW. FIND MAGIC ELSEWHERE. MOVE ON.

Taskmaster Champion of Champions 4: Dec 22nd QI Xmas: Dec 23rd WILTY Xmas: Dec 26th The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2025: Dec 26th Taskmaster New Year's Treat: Jan 2nd & 3rd Oh, my!

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Couldn't even just find one of the originals to post? Gotta resort to a slop generator that couldn't even make an intentionally incomprehensible diagram for once?

Why, yes. I would say, under specific circumstances, it's justified to download backed-up roms from a certain caustic hardware developer for personal use from a certain website to use on a conflict-free FPGA handheld.

trying to decide if this would be a good or bad idea

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the MOST dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with OVER 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed STRONG antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.

Two different comic strips titled Dennis The Menace were published on the same day in 1951. One in the US, the other in the UK. Sometimes you make something extremely similar or something someone else made. It happens. Just work to make it your own, even in small ways.