Sure you can touch your dick, but can you finger your own fat pad like a pussy?

I regret to report that this picture was too damn hot not to try and recreate it myself. Thanks for the inspiration, @texangainer.bsky.social.

Who know white jocks were so hot? I’ll be posting the rest of this video up on OnlyFans.com/RyanPorker.

Awrufff 🐶🐾🐶🐾 How goes? Heh

me in 2016 vs me in 2026

Chocolate pudding pie does the body well

feeling like a big handsome man rn

Just another inch lower… Onlyfans.com/RyanPorker

Guess how many beers I’ll do it again www.patreon.com/Beardedfaddy...

First Tummy Tuesday of the New Year! onlyfans.com/bearhog2

Have some of the damage from last night's activities you filthy animals #tummytuesday

Feels good to bate after a long workout. Especially when you’re waiting on dinner to arrive.

Showing off my washboard abs www.patreon.com/pigjolt

What’s for dinner?

Starting 2026 in a good place 😀

Fat fuck

Trying some new lighting, I think it really shows off my trim figure

The theme for 2026 is “big and round” 😜

I’m drunk and submissive oh no

Wanted to take my last Tummy Tuesday of the year on the beach, but we ended up not going to the beach today :p

Fatass #gainer

Whats all this!?

Planning out the snacks and fell to my knees to eat

Happy New Year Everyone!

The rumors are true. I am fat. Happy #TummyTuesday.

Oh lawd he comin’

I’ve loved all the overeating and gluttony this past week

The annual Santafication is progressing nicely

Finally trimmed up for the holiday:

Can’t help how horny this fat slob hog body makes me. I just wanna goon out on my short, stout, musky cock while I stuff myself and try to smother it in more fat 🤤 Come sub to my OF to grow me fatter and watch me pig out like this even more 🐽🍕 onlyfans.com/TexMexHog

Last nights gorgefest

sniff here. sniff there. sniff everywhere.

It’s nog season, boys

These quarts are single serving, right? 😅 Full video on Patreon: www.patreon.com/pigjolt

Forgot to post this last night, my gut was solid 😮‍💨🫃🏻

Still growing! #gainer #grommr

More! #gainer #grommr

Unf. It feels bigger #gainer #grommr

Mooooore #gainer #grommr

winter bulk is off to a good start!

I’ve been a good fatty 🐷🫃🏻

Put on a bit since the last time I posted here 🤐

This gooner pig needs some teasing and encouragement

More pics 😮‍💨