does anyone know where i can get cute short short swimwear for big boys? all i can find is republican core board shorts

Update: suspenders

If you've ever called me daddy you need to gift me a $50 gift card to outback steakhouse

High shenanigans feat @bullthor.bsky.social

New patio smoking chair came!

Its 40c here.... i hate everything about this state

I took a few gummies and this image of a bus on rails is taking me out

stoned stone says trans rights

man do i ever got the home sicks

got my post op appointment today. I dun wana go

😭 amiunc.com

Florida grilled beef

First thing I’m going to do when I get this power chair? Go to the National Aquarium. Spending a day with all the aquatic critters is so soothing. But it’s way too much walking for me. gofund.me/d22a69b0b

Thor's Berries Volume 1 part 2

New Commission sheet with updated prices! Please take a look reach out for commissions!

When youre as pasty as me, uv protection is key

Take edible, get munchies, get uber eats, be fat stoner bull.

it's 2am, I'm dual fisting monster energy cans trying to feel alive

Another #SocksAndSneakersSaturday post. This time featuring dat ass, dose thighs.

Thor's Berries Volume 1 part 1

Omg guess I gotta do it now 🙀

If this post gets 0 likes ill cosplay Ms. Trunchbull

anyone watching witch hat?

Thank you to all the new followers! But I will warn you now, this page is for me to unabashedly depraved!

I was SO not prepared for the outpouring of support. I admit it was a very scary last few weeks waiting for these results after my periodontist said I had a good chance of mouth cancer. Thank you everyone

Biopsies came back... im cancer free!

Dutch from FlameCraft was too much of a cutie not to draw

You're working the ice-cream stand at the beach for the summer, but Thor wants his ice-cream for free!

The big musky moo blocks your door way, wyd?

Tits

Alright, you rascals are making me get tomodatchi life

OPEN COMMISSIONS: Commissions are open and ready! Please see the sheet bellow for prices!

Wish I could go to Girthquake but im still healing from dental surgery and cant drink :(

POV: Jud makes you pay for his groceries after a good ol' fucking.

Hey im just gonna put this plainly. If I see any of you raggedy Anne's saying superchubbyxlboy deserves this in any way youre getting blocked.

-3 teeth

been filled to the brim with anxiety for about a week and a half and im getting very over it.

pickin strawbs

You can use your bulls pecs as a storage device

Beef

*squats*

Truck-kun

Big Hungry Grumbly Bull Tummy

Nice place to rest my back!

Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social

Thicc x 7

WHATABURGER IS COMING BACK TO ORLANDO IMMA BUST A NUT OMG