Getting stoned and watching Orville Peck music videos is peak cinema

hey, so, dental insurance is a scam.

9 months of couch surfing and I forgor how to deadlift 😢

I FOUND SOME HAHAAAAA

350

chat, what do i fill my day with today?

Did I go to bed content with seeing my highest weight ever on my scale? No, I chugged a quart of heavy cream instead. Now I begrudgingly go to bed because all this fat gotta stick somewhere!

Midlife crisis be ridding on its heelies to hit me in the feelies

Cw: size/attribute theft, lots of cum Looks like @belliesnmuzzles.bsky.social, @bullthor.bsky.social and i are being used like livestock, but it seems im lagging behind these two studs. The farmer has deemed all that size and cum should go to the studs as they prepare me for breeding.

You’ve been searching for meaning in your life…. Then you see this video and realise that your purpose in life is to become a man cow. Your only job is to be milked twice a day and please the farmer… nothing more. @supernad.bsky.social @daddydanxxx.bsky.social @thetallbrit.bsky.social

I think I may of accidentally slipped extra of the special mix I added in @bullthor.bsky.social Protein Shake after his workout .....Did he get taller? .....Bigger? Am I seeing things??? 😅 (Looks at the bottle) Maybe I need some of this too 🤔

@dammitmoomoon.bsky.social Stomps all over this months issue of BULLESQUE

Beautiful day, some booze, and comfy seat

Bullesque, the beauty pageant for himbulls.

After almost 9 months im finally feeling better enough to pick up some (LIGHT) weights

Stretchies

Working on my sumo posture

Man, ill be honest, I'm really tired of having to fight for every pound just to lose it all if I miss a few meals.

@deadanthro.bsky.social and I offer a belly to face smooshing service

Gotta keep the beasties clean

@bullthor.bsky.social is a big tease. I won't stop him!

In contrast to this, I would also like to be someones muscle blimp pet. Cared for and roided out till I cant function 👀

Send for the largest lad! I wish to pamper and care for them and make them BIGGER!

I finally drew my ref sheet!

What if protogens ran on diesel?

Oh yeah, I went to cleveland!

2am snackage seccured

Ok, maybe being a fat couch potato is where it's at.

Care for a drink sir?

Remember, keep your bulls active before they get fst

Want a drink from my barrel, sir?

MEAT

New Profile Image!

A filling vacation, now to push for a 400lb bull.

Hotel lighting never fails

Come huff, pup

Ok im not gonna lie. Cleveland is kinda goated.

Foaming at the mouth trying not to be petty about a situation. But we're staying moisturized and in our lane 💅

Fresh whole bull milk

Bale hauling a net full o' fish!

Keep your bulls properly hydrated

Bullba boba

Bale! (short for baleen) is the doc worker that stops in at the harbor pub every night

Yall ready to crush some sammies after sumo praccy boys?

Enjoying the view down there boy?

Just found Bagpipe EDM. Heaven help my floor boards as I am about to get Tina Turnt-er in here.

weighed in at 375 this morning. I'm quite unhappy about this fact.

Doom scrolling has me in a very "delete every online profile I have" kinda mood