Me, finding myself way out of my depth:

Ooh. Really shouldn't have fallen asleep for 2+ hours watching the football!

His fess I guess, but thought husband was sneaking off most nights to watch porn, didn't really care but curiousity got the best of me, checked his browser history. He's playing chess. At 2am. Multiple times a week. Worst part is, I saw his ELO, he's not even any good.

"🎵 Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words 🎵"

Let's hope that's the last we hear from the haystack headed nightmare and his bald gofer.

BREAKING: UK Government chaos and a failure to take Covid-19 seriously cost 23,000 lives. Former prime minister Boris Johnson presided over a “toxic” culture in Number 10 and regularly changed his mind, a public inquiry has concluded

So, it's cold outside. Have you put the heating on, you ask? I didn't buy those massive throws just because of Feng Shui you know.

"It's not the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after!"

Some more footage of the man himself here (in one of YouTube's best accounts): www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKVh...

Football friends!!

Welsh Football: An Apology. Readers may remember such posts as "Football players? They've got the delicate 1st touch of an oil tanker!" & "Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!" gave the mistaken impression that I thought Wales were a bunch of donkeys. This couldn't be further from the truth

I see the Scottish Sporting Hypometer (SSH (c) me) has temporarily moved onto Sky Sports News and Scottish football. This is before it switches back Union following a world shattering defeat of Tonga over the weekend.

Since when did @johnrain.co.uk become programme planner for @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social ?

Looked at our online marking training video today. "In the top right hand corner, there's a button that says 'Delete'. Don't click on that or it will delete the student's work and we can't get it back." Here's my idea. Don't have that option?

He's going to spend more time with his concrete growing company.

"It has shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development." I know a song about that.

I see your Dad is doing one of his DIY projects again? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

Wait! Are we sure that Edgar Wright isn't just Reece Shearsmith in a wig?

These guys have been banging on about taxing the rich for god knows how long and how we need bright shiney things like an end to child poverty. How else are we going to do it Owen? Magic beans??? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I'll save you some time. The list is 'Hawk the Slayer' four times.

Your daily reminder that appeasement doesn't work. Especially if the people you are seaking to appease don't want you to exist.

Ok BBC, Perhaps appeasement will work this time!

Ah....former President, James Taylor!

Happy St Notscotlandsyearthisyeareither Day. Seems to get earlier each year. Looking forward to the start of St Isitscotlandyearthisyearagain Day which may be in a month or two's time.

"Where we are going to sit on our ass for two years, charging would be allies for every scrap of old kit we sell to them."

Not all heroes wear capes: www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

The All Blacks with Barrett and Holland in the second row. That's a heathly starting line up. I SAID "That's a HEALTHY...." Oh sod you then!

There's a load of people making posts about Ozymandias for some reason. I guess this too will pass.

Reform MP Sarah Pochin not in the chamber today for #PMQs it must be because seeing our faces makes her mad…

I'm just glad I've had my HHC vaccine!

If it were a city, it would have the best transport system in the WORLD. And possibly the worst football team.

Okay Ad for Vinted, so you've started selling more categories of goods, but until you start to sell Warhammer, I'm not int...YOU'VE STARTED TO SELL WARHAMMER???! <door slam>

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Perhaps they could make Dr Who without expensive effects? I don't know if it's been tried before...

“Very hard IQ test”

NOW I know why the flat doesn't have any missiles in it!! (There are some 'model' tanks, obviously!)

<Apologies for my 'go to' Pantomime quip> "Where's my political career...?" www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Managed to instantly become a Grand Master in Chess. No study. No courses. I just started using my Henry VIII chess set. Because it's got 6 queens.

Not so sure about these SNL captions:

"Congratulations to the Navy (away) team who won our 24 hour charity basketball marathon. That'll go a long way to decking out this local hall in actuall flags."

@kylealves6.bsky.social Guess I will be using the term 'Tasty Port Beano' from now on!

I'm shocked! Shocked!

🎶 "What a difference 9 years makes..."🎵

Is see the Nobel Prize Committe have snubbed Sven Hassel YET AGAIN!

Sensible pocilies fer as ensiball...BRITAIN!!! Yeah? www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Lock up your larders!

I see your da is taking the divorce better than expected! www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Or prehaps it's just one academic?? www.theguardian.com/books/2025/o...