“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

Highkey this is the one photo where im like "okay whos that girl?!"

Every time a fat girl pulls her shirt up the Freebird solo starts playing.

Ive really been on a bender and it shows

anyways. palm pals duck. #art #oilpastel

Kinda wish "girl failure" wasn't such a meme so I could use it

my therapist: legally distinct Konsento and Zukin aren't real, they can't hurt you King of the Hill:

On wednesdays we watch lucky star to be ready for out of touch Thursday

If you see this, post a princess

Being Terra Hallett is a godamn nightmare

going back for more The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy endings

private equity domme that buys up girlfailures to squeeze every last drop of value out of them

Me getting profiled at the DMV

Girl Dinner

Nothing like being out of commission for two days to make you realize how important youre not.

Wear a crown and take estrogen

Oh who wants to see my ink?

Time to change fate!

deer thoughts 💭

It should be easy, right...? | #myart #art #furryart #artist #furryartist |

which one?

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

Furries are absolutely correct to recognize sharks as a kind of dog

"Tits or ass?" Bro her Parallel Falchion.

Time to change fate!

Oh who wants to see my ink?

Wear a crown and take estrogen

The savior of the broken, the beaten, AND the dawned!!! Design by @infinit-panic.bsky.social

Dont worry I came prepared

Hell yeah

The lil gator dlc is finally out ;_;

this old comic of mine feels more relevant now than ever

I will only marry a woman who is: -Changing her name from Kitty to Karen -Trading her MG for a white Chrysler Lebanon -Using a machete to cut through red tape -Wearing a long jacket -Wearing a short skirt -Has eyes that burn like cigarettes -Knows what’s best

20 bucks?!

I dont enjoy anything anymore. Nothing makes me happy. I just wait for the current thing to over so I can get shuffled along and wait for the next tjmhing to be over

Hilary just really set the bar really high - Oh, I set a record and won gold and scored the game-tying goal and btw I got engaged yesterday to my beautiful girlfriend who's also an Olympian

shes not having it

A building inspector came and broke my sink drain lol

bluesky is not for being popular bluesky is for being insane

Dont put on classic rock / 2000s pop music around me because I WILL tell you how it was performed in an episode of Glee.

I hope "fuck my life" continues to make a comeback bc now more than ever: fuck my life

Dude I am trying but my pharmacy doesn't keep estradiol valerate in stock

Im getting so many bad emails today not the ones I wanted :/

who needs a heated rivalry when you can just WATCH women's hockey?

they should just start making the ps2 again. fuck you. like. square enix still sells new copies of their ps2 games. just make everyone make ps2 games again fuck ray tracing fuck real time shadows