A woman I briefly entertained in 2024 turned out to be a Republican, and by extension a Trump supporter (there were signs).

Someone made a Rocktopus and I’m weirdly digging it.

We might need to seriously think about sabotaging AI servers and I’m so serious.

Morning, Skeeps

A perfect movie for me, 10/10. Had I watched this in 2023, it would’ve dethroned Spiderverse 2 as my movie of the year. Great cast, great characters, great themes, great script, great humor.

Now Watching

Haven’t talked to yall since last year!!

Now Watching

Thank you for letting me know this exists 🙏🏾

That’s what happens when a number of major events affect the brittle status quo.

when women air grievances about men, it’s often rooted in their lived experiences, and those experiences deserve to be heard without defensiveness. if you feel personally attacked then BOY do i have news for you….

Media Update I’m actually really happy despite my expression 😂

*watching movie-opening montage of the main character’s daily routine, repeating over and over* boy oh boy i sure hope nothing upends this

Me practicing my “I haven’t showered all year” New Years lines

So for one day

Stared directly into the most soulless set of eyes I’ve ever seen tonight.

My contribution 🙏🏾

Somehow I always manage to follow the right people on social media. Because the way I hear about drama but never see it 😮‍💨

Warner Robins got bodies fr 😮‍💨

I’m both really focused on my art rn and still working on setting new boundaries after my last heartbreak and recent autism realization.

I keep hearing that David Ruffin made some great music solo, but I can’t get over how much of an ass he was.

Single and ready to mingle 😮‍💨

Sometimes you just wanna lick ya partner’s armpits, y’know?

Wishing one the 🐐, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce a very Happy Birthday today 🎂🎉.. Love her! 🇯🇲

Good morning, y’all!

I’ve eaten so much tiramisu that I’ve Pavlov’d myself when I smell coffee/espresso.

"I am not Kaytranada," he said from behind the 1s and 2s...

Mom making her world famous pumpkin roll 😮‍💨

Update: I’m starving.

I might’ve just been hungry or the airport Chinese food was really good. Either way I ate it all in 7 minutes.

Happy holidays, friends!

Had to consciously stop eating my dinner (medium pizza, bread bites, chicken bacon club, 3 lava cakes) because eating everything would’ve been way too much sodium. I know I did the right thing, but I feel so defeated ☹️

I think these are so cool until I notice the pedals.

Had to stop by ol’faithful to get some extra HP.

Me: mentions I’m autistic Person (ignorant about autism): Does that mean you take things literally? Me: No, that would be kleptomaniacs. 🤭 Us staring silently at each other for two straight/Gay minutes… except I’d be staring just above their eyes, and they’d think we’re making eye contact. End

Only for them to turn around and sell each book for literally half off the sticker price

Starting a song thread, starting with IDK

Bad Daddy’s banana pudding is pretty good! But NOT worth $9!

At HomeGoods again cosplaying as a DILF thanks to my salt n pepper beard.

At my Mexican restaurant and they brought me a hard shell taco cause I forgot to specify soft. Someone has it out for me.

Tiff’s Treats is kinda not good.

Today I learned that they use the leftover cinnamon rolls from breakfast to make their bread pudding. It’s actually brilliant.

We can’t read books during our errand run??

Golden Corral is saving my LIFE rn 😮‍💨

Every now and then, I find some really amazing and top tier toilet paper. This one is neither of those, and it shouldn’t have made it past the testing stages!

Everything about this arrest is an attempt to make a statement.

My baking rules are: - I only bake when I feel like it or when I feel inspired - I don’t take requests - The only time people get something for free is when I need taste testers, which I have in abundance - I lied. I take requests, but only if I’m being paid

Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Jujutsu Kaisen OP 1, and Dandadan