Crispy Bird
@birdflaps.bsky.social
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I spend about 90% of my free time making my kids their lunches for the next day.
This is the very worst beard shape that I have ever seen.
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Biden and his admin deserve more stick than they get. Like this speech as he left office warning that a dangerous oligarchy was taking hold. Didn't try and do anything about it whilst in office, did ya?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Problem is, the average voter in US (or UK for that matter) wouldn't be able to understand what he was saying.
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22 days ago
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When you're back to work and feeling a bit rusty
about 1 month ago
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Anthony Cunningham
4 months ago
Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.
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My kids getting into my bed at 6am:
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Many thanks to
@theguardian.com
for providing a huge laugh today:
4 months ago
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Me looking at my wife
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4 months ago
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens
4 months ago
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Ian / Sìne
5 months ago
People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow
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Ben Wikler
10 months ago
The simple truth is that Trump believes that, if we send money to a county in exchange for stuff, we've just lost because now they have our money
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Dr Florence H R Scott
10 months ago
Jesus christ they must have stolen at least four jellycats
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11 months ago
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Andy Kelly
11 months ago
One second from every scene in Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.
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Our main takeaway from 'Amandaland' is that Samuel Anderson is a very handsome man.
about 1 year ago
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#Traitors
breakfast looks shit to be honest. A couple of pastries and a bit of fruit strewn around the place. I'd be fuming.
about 1 year ago
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They were literally smiling at the card as if it was a baby picture in their wallet.
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about 1 year ago
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Ruth Husko
about 1 year ago
It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve
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Out of Context Biffo the Bear
about 1 year ago
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Bought my mate a vintage 1980s board game (Terry Venables 'The Manager') for Christmas. This is from the instructions:
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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We really need that
#TOTP
archive account to migrate over here from Twitter.
about 1 year ago
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Decking the Halls this weekend. Step 1:
about 1 year ago
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Nice find today - if you went to Primary School in the UK in the 1970s or 1980s it probably remember the book series 'Tim and the Hidden People'. Long out of print but some kind soul has put slideshows on YouTube:
youtu.be/43o0F9P2aVE?...
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Tim and the Hidden People A1 - Tim & Tobias by Sheila K McCullagh
YouTube video by Paul Turton
https://youtu.be/43o0F9P2aVE?si=Xe4zzzf30IkJh9cU
about 1 year ago
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I like to imagine this site all working through one lovely machine.
about 1 year ago
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lauren
about 1 year ago
the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
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Friday night film:
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kate
about 1 year ago
using this as an excuse to bring one of my favorite tweets over here:
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Molly Morrison
over 1 year ago
me every time i download a new social media app
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