This is the very worst beard shape that I have ever seen.

Biden and his admin deserve more stick than they get. Like this speech as he left office warning that a dangerous oligarchy was taking hold. Didn't try and do anything about it whilst in office, did ya? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Problem is, the average voter in US (or UK for that matter) wouldn't be able to understand what he was saying.

When you're back to work and feeling a bit rusty

Louvre robbery. French police release image of suspect.

My kids getting into my bed at 6am:

Many thanks to @theguardian.com for providing a huge laugh today:

Me looking at my wife

People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow

The simple truth is that Trump believes that, if we send money to a county in exchange for stuff, we've just lost because now they have our money

Jesus christ they must have stolen at least four jellycats

One second from every scene in Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace.

Our main takeaway from 'Amandaland' is that Samuel Anderson is a very handsome man.

#Traitors breakfast looks shit to be honest. A couple of pastries and a bit of fruit strewn around the place. I'd be fuming.

They were literally smiling at the card as if it was a baby picture in their wallet.

It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve

Bought my mate a vintage 1980s board game (Terry Venables 'The Manager') for Christmas. This is from the instructions:

We really need that #TOTP archive account to migrate over here from Twitter.

Decking the Halls this weekend. Step 1:

Nice find today - if you went to Primary School in the UK in the 1970s or 1980s it probably remember the book series 'Tim and the Hidden People'. Long out of print but some kind soul has put slideshows on YouTube: youtu.be/43o0F9P2aVE?...

I like to imagine this site all working through one lovely machine.

the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech

Friday night film:

using this as an excuse to bring one of my favorite tweets over here:

me every time i download a new social media app