Not usually seen on the Rideau Canal. I'm not sure why.

Watch what a powerful gun lobby can do for your country👇🏻

Kimmel survived too! #twinninghusbands

Running along the canal.

Donald Trump thinks Canada wants to join the United States? To quote former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, “Not a snowball’s chance in hell.”

The generals are calling them “Fat Man” and “Little Boy” because of how badly they bombed.

America's 2nd biggest mistake was electing Trump in 2016. America's biggest mistake was re-electing Trump in 2024.

Either the US or the rest of the world is living in some kind of weird fucked-up alternate reality, and I'm pretty sure it's not the rest of the world.

🚨Stop using Temu, Canada.🚨 Those bastards are giving Canadians nothing but Amazon sellers to choose from. Fuck them. Boycott them. They know goddamned well, Bezos supports the Fat Fuck, and what he wants to do to Canada. BOYCOTT THEM. 💯💯💯💯

Hard to top this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF55...

Couldn't agree more.

If it's this bad in less than one year, how much worse is it going to be three years from now?

There's no way that brain addled old orange man is running the US government. It's this prick.

I can't even remember the number of times I've been high or drunk or both and I've done some really stupid shit but never anything as dumb as voting for Trump.

Hiccups can fuck all the way off. And if there's something beyond that, I hope they rot in hell there forever

Octopus Wants To Fight is a way better beer than Budweiser or Coors Lite. 🤣

Laugh all you like but when you get to your 70s "I'll remember" very quickly becomes "I better write that down."

If I could sing like Billy Paul, my life would be complete. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYOQ...

One of the coolest songs ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-...

Not much, just listening to some old records. Mostly Motown today. How 'bout you?

I'm just sippin' a beer and listening to Toots and the Maytals. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxN...

It might come as a surprise but eggs do stick to Teflon pans and most politicians are full of shit.

Reading this meme and listening to The Supremes. Not a bad afternoon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFN7...

The list is pretty short when it comes down to politicians looking good while wearing a jean jacket at a Tragically Hip concert.

Love Warren Zevon and it's tempting, but $50. Nah.

I read a lot. Currently 3 on the go and the library just sent me an email saying there's another one waiting. The timing is off.

Upon reflection, using the same towel to dry my ass and then wipe my face might have been a mistake. How you doing America?

Oops, I guess only us old folks forget to take their phone whenever they step outside their front door.

Not much. A slight hangover. The wood chipper going full blast is not helping.

Almost one year into Americans repeating the worst mistake they ever made.

And again, and again and again.

If he's as good as his ass-kissers claim, why is America so fucked up?

That brilliant thought in the nether zone between wide awake and completely asleep. That you can never quite remember once you've woken up.

Mallory Lewis

Poilievre whining about PM Carney traveling so much. While we are all paying for his non-stop election campaign. Not to mention $20 grand/month for Stornoway

"Hi how you doing, can I buy you a drink" Probably a better opening line than, "I love Donald Trump." Just in case you ever want to get laid again

It's September in Ottawa. That's in Canada for our geographically challenged neighbours Uncomfortably warm.

Name the world's next most embarrassing leader.

It's a growing movement. We hate Donald Trump and everything he stands for. Let's do something about it.

Every one of these sentences is a good reason to boycott America.

You what's weird? I've always been a rock and roll guy but I'm now in my 70s and digging disco. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM-S...

I can listen to Stevie Wonder all day long. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-n3...

When you can't decide what to listen to can't go wrong with The Temptations www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjmq...

Just had a brilliant poop which at my advanced age feels great and is no small accomplishment. Also better than anything that comes out of Donald Trump's mouth today.

I delete more than I post. Nobody needs to hear that shit.

Jimmy Kimmel makes more sense in 3 minutes than Donald Trump has made in 79 years.