Morning everyone

Decided to pair my usual vanilla latte with a sweet chilli chicken wrap. It's certainly an interesting fiesta of flavour 😵‍💫

“She’s the exception, I am the rule.” Such articulate cutting through of the nonsense around puberty blockers and eg Keira Bell’s detransitioning from Stephanie Lynnette on GMB this morning. It is also a refreshing relief to see a trans person actually being allowed to speak for once!

Mild Shock!

First of the reorganised delivery parcels has arrived...through the letter box. If the other one arrives in the same manner tomorrow I'm going to lose it. Also almost doxxed myself. Shut up! I've only had the one coffee today.

Royal Mail tried to deliver two books from different places in the same delivery twice but fucked off before I got mu disabled arse down the stairs AGAIN! I've now separated them so one will come on Wednesday and one on Thursday. What's the betting they go through the letter box individually?

Today we have a double debunk: 1. A debunk of the idea that 67 dog breeds are being banned in Britain 2. A debunk of what the usual suspects are saying online (because they are so tediously predictable!🙄) 🧵1/21

Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in. That’s Horatio of 3:1.

The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer. 🧵 1/5

We playing some Dying Light tonight, gonna attempt Bozark Hoard - I'm shit at it, and we're gonna invade Harran Prison for some loot!! Gonna also replay the finale of the game for those that missed it! www.twitch.tv/nostalgia_tw...

Did you see this headline? Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you? Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️ Would you like to know the reality behind the headline? Course you would!😜 Let's take a look 🧵 1/25

We've been referring to Del Rio as Notable Prick Alberto Del Rio for years now with great success. Can we start using 'Irredeemable Twat Matt Goodwin' as well?

As if this morning wasn't already positive (only had an hour's work to do before a whole week off to play RE9 several times) I then see that the Arch-Terf C*nt that the Tories put up not only returned the worst Tory by-election result in history but it was so bad she lost her deposit as well! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Beware Farage

RE9 Pre-ordered. The following week booked off so I can play it multiple times, and because I've realised I have 8 days holiday to use by the end of March. But first...a week of my parents and NO TOUCHING!!! 😧😤

Anyone else here want to see a multiverse film with Johnny Blaze, Superman, Big Daddy, Peter Parker and Ben Reilly going up against Yuri Orlov and Dracula? Just me? Okay 😟

I've seen Get Out around half a dozen times and it's only now hit me why she really didn't want the police guy to see Daniel Kaluuya's ID. I'm an idiot and deserve to be judged.

And yes, I've had a drink. And yes, we'll be back to sniping at and mocking eachother as usual tomorrow.

Amazing semi-surprise meal out with the cutest, most amazing man on the planet. Yes we got stared at as usual and I'm sure there was whispering but I couldn't care less. If your partner is so uninteresting to you that you are distracted by a couple of big gayers, you've got bigger problems than us.

Well, that's it. My last full day before my hours are cut is over. As of Monday I'll have an extra 4 and a half hours a day to do... I have no idea what to do. It could end up being an expensive visit to the Lego store. Or I could get back to writing. Nah, that's never gonna happen is it?

Well this shite will go about as well as when they tried to go against Tennant.

Which are the five McCoy stories you absolutley need in your life? No particular order. Go! Ghost Light Fenric Night Thoughts Happiness Patrol A Death In The Family 😢 😭

Got bored at lunch so set up an ISA. This combined with ending last night in bed watching an old episode of Midsomer Murders means the real murdered victim is the last of my youth. I now accept I'm an actual adult and I hate it.

Watching the super bowl the classic way: asleep in bed in the UK, totally ignorant of all of it, but catching up tomorrow on how pissed off and elated people have been by it through the medium of half-understood memes. And I wouldn't change a thing

In a ridiculously large amount of pain considering all I've done is build Lego and play Dying Light. So I'm being treated to a takeaway and finally starting my comfort series. I'd rather not be in pain but this is okay too.

This arrived today from @afterlightcomics.bsky.social Had a quick flick through and the art is fantastic. Will wait for night to fall before giving it a proper read.

Finally reached Chapter 7 of Xenoblade Chronicles about 18 months after buying it. I want to drop razor blades and vinegar onto Frontier Village and burn it to the ground along with everyone in it.

Someone at work has just claimed that they didn't release 'Hewie' from the bear trap in RE4. They're lying right? No one could be THAT much of a monster!

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

We've watched the new Muppet Show. Delightfully silly, just how it should be. The half hour flew by. It's about time Seth Rogen did something worthwhile.

And if you're talking about this month but dropping the T? Go fuck yourself. Ta!

Saw this in a shop window and remembered H saying it was his favourite film as a kid. Gave it to him today for his birthday and it went down really well except for the conversation afterwards where he revealed that Falcor was his sexual awakening. Makes my basic bitch Fox Robin Hood seem normal.

Repost with your home river. River Tam

I'm not entirely sure where I am but there appear to be gays here! GAYS!!!!!!

Yes, I've seen all the things that have happened today. I'll deal with and process them when we're back home on Monday. And there I was thinking that the only big thing to happen this week was the Heartstopper Patreon pages ending.

All groups cancelled today. 30ish mph winds and a sky so dark I've already had to put the lights on, it's not even half past one. No rain yet but thank the gods I haven't got to venture outside. I don't envy the old fella who just delivered my prescription. Time for Horror of Fang Rock I suppose.

Spent the last hour wandering around the flat singing 'Thunderbirds Are Go!'. I wonder who/what could have caused that! 🤬

Every Tory who defects to ReCon is weirdly making the Conservatives more electable.

Banned from my own kitchen. *sigh* It was only a matter of time.

When he says 'us', he means Russia right?

It's been pointed out to me by said 'him' that it was actually July, August is only five months before January and I'm an idiot. He is correct on all three counts, especially the last one. Leave me alone. I've had to climb stairs multiple times today!!!

In August, on finding out someone I knew had never seen The Thing, I invited him round to watch it that very night. Today, six months to the date of that day because we're both sentimental, he's moved in with me. Whilst I couldn't be any happier about this...where am I gonna put all his stuff?

So after listening to Chimes of Midnight and The Grey Mare over Christmas, and me listening to The Dalek Trap and realising how much I miss Lucie Bleedin' Miller... I've convinced him to start listening to her entire era with me. Starting of course with...

Tried the Reanimal demo and...eh. It's not as bad as some people are making out but on Switch 2 the performance is pretty bad and it didn't exactly do anything to grab me. Excitement level has been slightly diminished.

Don't want to jinx it but feeling loads better today. And as i haven't had as severe symptoms as H and not for as long I can only come to one conclusion. I'm far more of a butch manly man than him! youtu.be/jW9cnAbiyrA?...

So I seem to be getting ill just as HE is getting better yet apparently I must have picked up a bug whilst out shopping yesterday 🤔 🤬

I thought *I* was a needy little bitch when ill. I'm a positive delight compared to a certain someone. Can one of you fetch the woodchipper please?