Just so I can understand what you're all on about...this was like the penultimate episode of an Only Connect series, right?

So it's been a year. A year since we watched The Thing (1982) together for the first time. A year since the first kiss. A year since the first...well actually no, that's tomorrow. Since then there's been cocktails, mango lollies, trips to two different countries, injuries (mostly me), breakdowns

I'm off out so go annoy this twink in my name! 🍸 🍹 🍸 🍹 🍸 🍹 🍸 🍹 🍸 🍹

Okay. Who taught the frog faced tosser the word 'uniparty'?

I post this every year in the hope that it's a warning about what we could go back to. And every year it's really just a reminder of where we already are. Replace 'gay' with 'trans' and it's a headline the Mail would print today. And the mold-riddled c*nt would be laughing and applauding.

Watching the newest @oswreview.bsky.social Patreon episode and oh my gods, @maffewgregg.bsky.social that era name is perfection!

So what did we learn today? If you want a nice quiet lunch out with the man you lo...athe, don't comment on a Mark Hamill Trump based Bluesky post just after midday.

Join Us! What else are you going to spend your Sunday afternoon doing? There's already been TITS!

Come watch a twink grind...and run innocent people over. Join Us!

I fear that rereading all 6 Heartstopper books, This Winter too, AND rewatching all three series in less than a week may well cause (further) irreparable psychological damage. Oh well, it was probably going to happen anyway so...

I can't wait for someone to hit the buzzer on the first clue instead of saying 'Next' only to have it rescinded after a phone call from the Prime Minister/Lead singer of Echo & the Bunnymen.

I'm off out shortly so one of you better take my place!

As the media are using potential PIP reforms to stoke hatred of disabled people again... Just remind people that they and anyone they care about are ALWAYS potentially SECONDS away from becoming disabled for life. And disabled people who can't work deserve more than bread, water and misery.

It's just been pointed out that I ended up in this job directly because of a Heartstopper induced breakdown cause by the first series. And now I'm forced the leave the job the month both the book and TV series end. Yes, that is fitting but it's really not helping now!

Been made redundant as of 11am this morning with 3 weeks garden leave. So...what shall I do now? After the large coffee and celebrating that I'll never have to use Mailchimp ever again!

Why have I only just noticed Tony Chimel call Rhyno 'Rheeo' during his entrance for his Wrestlemania 19 handicap match? 👀

Mum! The straights are being weird again!

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Whether he says he's going nowhere or stepping down in some way or is going to be on Strictly or is declaring himself in next years Royal Rumble or is going to be the first Sea Devil to play The Doctor...he'll of course be the victim.

alright I'm sick of reading about platner let's get back to what matters

It arrived a day early, which is nice. 120 episodes. 2717 minutes. And it's all @thatwelshtwink.bsky.social's fault!

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

Lol.... ##DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles

Really cannot be bothered with...today. Does anyone feel like subbing in for me?

Let's take a look at this claim as "revealed" by the Daily Mail. TLDR - It's taken them a reeeeeally long time to "reveal" this law 😜 So what's the reality behind this headline? 🧵 1/23

And now a completely different film to They Will Kill You. I know nothing about it other than it's got a fair amount of praise and Adam Scott.

Just watched 'They Will Kill You' as it's finally cool enough to cuddle up and watch something. Stylish Action Horror Comedy with an emphasis on the stylish action and cartoon like horror/gore. Not deep or life changing but a hell of a lot of fun. Definitely recommended.

Fuck off!

Just got told off for referring to my amputation as 'weight loss surgery'...again. 😬

Returning to horror again tonight for the first Friday in quite a while with two lesser known films that neither of us have seen before, Dead End (2003) and The Burrowers (2008) AND a Strawberry Daiquiri of course.

I absolutely hate having pain in my foot and being unable to to rub or massage it as the sodding thing was incinerated two years ago!

Did the rancid old hag just admit that her side are Nazis?

Half past 11 and the footnall cunts are outside blasting from a car radio and singing fucking Three Lions. Where's my Throwing bricks?

Wrote two whole pages that I'm happy with today after taking a long break. And once again, come the morning I'll hate and delete them. The cycle continues!

Glorious day. Already seen the number of enquiries that have come into the inbox and I'm in for a busy Monday morning. Knackered, sober and both slightly sunburnt. Four Prides down and still one more to go next week then it's sleep until Halloween. I'm too old for all this frivolity.

So Doctor Who gone for the forseeable future and now the first series of Taskmaster I'm going to have to skip due to one of the contestants. Strange week.

Final Birthday present arrived and it's a good'un. Think I might just kick him out now, he's not topping this!

So... Animated 8th Doctor and Lucie Miller series when?

Of course RTD, whose entire first run was marred by not being able to move on from Rose, leaves us with this. It's a testament to how great Catherine and Freema were to shine as Donna and Not-Rose.

Last year's birthday was bloody boring. This year there's been wine, good food and company and a distinct lack of removing all trace of the ex from the flat. There were also presents including the below ⬇️ This joke has gone further than I antici...SPACE! Now for the 8th Doctor in 4K!!!

Of course Nintendo releases/announces the Switch 2 upgrade of Xenoblade Chronicles 1, 2 & 3 the same day as I finally finish the first one! Alright it's taken me nearly 2 years to finish it but that's not the point!

This made me chuckle...

Scrub scrub scrub 'til the water's brown!

Can we all promise not to drop the lying about the £5million, phine hacking and firebombing thing when his latest shitstirring cuntery has died down?

Good evening! Finally playing some Lego Batman, haven't played the new game at all yet so excited to start it and ofc had to whip this costume out ready to stream in😝😮‍💨 www.twitch.tv/nostalgia_tw...

So we're dedicating this year's Pride Month to Echo right? www.attitude.co.uk/culture/film...

Class was better than the first series of Torchwood and it deserved another shot on TV to see where it would have gone. Message Ends.

Team Jericho's entrance at Double or Nothing syncs so well to the Baccano! opening that I'm convinced it was the inspiration.

Thought to be? If only there was some kind of clue!