A pox on whoever made peach vodka a thing.

Cannot believe I got to kiss the bestest boy in the whole world at midnight on our first New Year together with fireworks actually going off and visible outside behind us. So so lucky. And quite drunk. Happy New Year everyone.

Final chance of the year to abuse and antagonise a twink whilst throwing coconuts and anime girls at his face whilst judging his bloody awful driving! Join Us!

Last build of the year! He is a big bugger isn't he?

Seeing how these two act in just about every other 'on location in Paris' scene, I get the impression someone in production said something along the lines of 'It's late. Stop mucking about so we can get this done' and Tom, being Tom, gave us this.

I've got to entertain guests so go and give this stupid sexy twink a load of crap on my behalf!

Switched my light bar in the front room on and synched it to change colour with my music. Started playing Will Ospreay's entrance music before entering the room. I've never felt so epic. Would highly recommend.

Breakfast with my parents then *urgh* lunch with his family. Including the 'mildly racist and deeply homophobic uncle'. This'll be fun. So to you all, I wish you a very Titty Titstits. TITS! Is it too late to pretend to have 24hr death?

21 presents to wrap. TWENTY ONE! *sigh* Still, imagine how many there would be if I was actually likeable! Time for Gremlins!

No one kicked a Myrka. 0/10

this is the ideal gay couple. you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

Spent a large portion of my day yesterday carefully opening every chocolate in the tub of Celebrations, swapping them with another and resealing them just to annoy the other half. It worked! Now he's got his Snickers in a Twix.

Me : 'Ah. First day off of a 16 day shutdown. Think I'll have a nice long lie in where it's lovely, comfortable and warm with an annoying, but asleep, twat'. Fire alarm in the shop downstairs at 05:10am : 'NO! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!'. Tits.

Final work day of the year and as you can imagine, no one seems to be doing anything. So, a very large coffee has been ordered, The Lego Movie Game has been booted up and Spirited Away is ready to begin. The gays can wait until next year.

What screams 'Festive' more than a game of hide and seek with probable drilling, shooting and fisting? Join Us from 6pmish.

Had roofers in first thing this morning to have a look at a job. They appear to have accidently left two hi vis vests here. One yellow and one orange. Now what could we possibly do with them? Any suggestions involving hard helmets will be...considered.

As a compassionate and principled person I'm absolutely against capital punishment, it's morally and ethically unjustifiable. But I'd consider bringing it back for the person who decided to put Eclairs into Cadbury's Miniatures.

I dunno. 95% versus 3% seems like *quite* a clear consensus to me.

It’s Santa taking down an AT-AT!

Car has just driven past blaring the closing theme from Only Fools & Horses so loud we could hear it from the bedroom. I have no idea how to react.

Wake Up Dead Man is very good BUT it was missing something for me that the first two films had and that is a strong Benoit Blanc characterisation. Sadly in this he just didn't shine as much as he did previously. Still, Josh O'Connor in a dog collar. 10/10!

RIP Jim Ward. A bigger part of my growing up than I realised. Especially these two characters.

Time to rewatch Glass Onion again ready for tomorrow. Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put Josh O'Connor in one of my favourite genres with one of my favourite fictional characters of the last decade? I'm not going to survive. H will be a VERY happy boy though!!!

I bought a tree! We never did any kind of decorating for Christmas all the years I spent with my ex but now... Okay it's only a 2ft one but gotta start somewhere! I even got a tacky glittery pink star for the top! There's only one top that gets a fairy on it in this flat!

If I have to put up with the same tedious Die Hard bollocks every sodding year, you're now going to start getting me aggressively arguing for this!

Finally caught up with TWBTLATS and really impressed. Mind you, I'd have been impressed with Fear Her if it had come after The Reality War! Nice to see Russell Tovey returning to a 'man who has no idea what's going on' role. He does it so well. And there's Mama The Hutt as well.

Should NOT be letting the actions of a drag queen who doesn't have the talent, wit or pensonality to be an act, let alone be the actual host, still get to him 48 hours later but here we are...

Still feeling like absolute shit so thought I'd give Changing Ends a try. One series down and already enjoying it far more than I thought I would. The kid who plays young Alan Carr is absolutely fantastic.

I wasn't going to say anything but the reason last night sucked so much was because the host was made aware of my disability and then proceeded to make fun of it. That wasn't a problem. The problem was them saying the same things over and over again...for 3 hours. It made me feel like shit, ugly

Being allowed to watch some wrestling (usually have to wait until he's gone to work) so chosen Backlash 2000. Yes it's about 2 hours and 45 minutes. Yes I'm forcing him to watch it all. No he doesn't yet know this.

Horrible night. Ended up coming home early and unlike a certain someone last weekend...I'm not drunk. And no, it wasn't the fault of the lesbians! They were great as always.

Just been sent this. *Sigh* I'm going to be opressed tonight aren't I?

So it's my turn to go out and get uncomfortably drunk tonight...with lesbians. Should I let H stay at mine whilst I'm out or force him to go back to his own flat? I won't let him have his own key yet so surely letting him stay here until I drunkenly beg him to come is right out!

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40 years ago today, one of the best films ever made and the start of arguably the best trilogy in cinema history went on general release in the UK. So tonight, we'll be watching a stupid,sexy Welsh twink start playing the Telltale game from 2011 and lying to him about the puzzle solutions! 😈

New Christmas geansie. First one in a decade and wanted this for a few years now. Stunningly beautiful, warm, soft and well made...just like me! And it came with a plethora of unexpected @oswreview.bsky.social extra goodies. Thanks brahs!

So that's his internet cancelled, his landlord told that he's moving, rent paid until the end of January...he really is moving in. What have I done????

Somebody has just got up and is feeling rather delicate...but he definitely wasn't drunk 🙄 Time to have some fun 😈

Well he's home. He's drunk. He's brought home something hot and wrapped in paper. He's told me he's definitely not drunk. He's told me he only had a couple. He's not eaten his food. He's asleep. So, apart from 9000 dicks, what else should I draw on his face?

Well, boyfriend is out for the night and I have no idea what to do...

This needs to happen. Do it @aewontv.bsky.social, you cowards!

Rachel Reeves is 'a serious error'.

The previously mentioned unicorn bookmark.

Sort of Christmas party today, well, closest work gets to one and I can honestly say I haven't laughed so much in months, proper face achingly prolonged laughter, and this was before Quiplash! And I got a new bookmark! I definitely collect bookmarks now. *sigh* At least it's a unicorn one!

Why do I love watching videos on YouTube of people reaching THAT part of Alan Wake 2 for the first time so much? Anyway, back to Coven! And yes, we did also end up with a succulent Indian meal tonight after the stream, with G garlic naan because I'M not a boring, vanilla twink!

It's time for some Patrick Cake! Join Us!

Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:

Finally back to working the Youth Groups as of tomorrow and can't bloody wait. It's been far too long. Last one was the 11th September before being bedridden for 5 weeks, just for having a good time 🙈 Still not walking right and needing an escort to go out anywhere though.

Why do chocolate M&Ms still exist when we have peanut and crispy? Who's still buying chocolate M&Ms? Anyone? Or are they just so supermarkets can substitute peanut ones for them on your online order?