A massive belled flanked by two bollocks. #fcf

Join us for a game that doesn't contain any Sequels content. Yay!

Thatherton!

New Christian Right same as the Old Christian Right, getting caught looking awkward with a f*g in their mouth. I do love a 'joke' that spans both sides of the Atlantic.

Turns out I have tomorrow off. That's great but it would have been nice to know BEFORE quarter to sodding nine the night before!

that one TMNT game where the lads threaten Taz

Myself, @oswreview.bsky.social and @v1-osw.bsky.social landed on a hostile alien planet to do back to back reviews! Its gonna be emotional! WATCH - youtu.be/TGmjpxqWWDQ

Remember, these aren't news stories. These 'articles' are 'opinion pieces' and as such can get away with lying and printing almost any old tripe they like. They should be labelled as such with 'May Not Contain Facts'.

There's a chance we get to see Ben Hope get murdered? Count me in!

So we'll be getting several days of coverage and MPs commenting about this as well as calls from prominent people in policing for a special squad to be set up to protect LGBTQIA+ people, right? Of course not. We don't matter!

Putting a whole sports round in your quiz whilst not having a single question about Kylie Minogue is the most homophobic thing to have ever happened! Probably.

Snuck away from the family to go and spend lunchtime with my favourite man and this view. I'll miss this freedom when my hours go back up again.

Why is the Spider-Man Noir trailer IN COLOUR????

Even if you don't do anything else today, read and share this.

Never really paid much attention to Amiibos before but wanted something Samus related for the office shelf and...it's actually bigger and sturdier than I was expecting. Might have to grab Donkey Kong, Wario and Waluigi ones. This is why I shouldn't be allowed money.

4 years ago today my breakdown started, sparked off by this silly little Netflix series that ended up changing my life and career for the better and hopefully the same for those I've supported. Now, as of today, we've got both dates for the whole thing ending and...I'm surprisingly okay with it.

Anusol advert : 'Bums. We don't tend to talk about them.' You and I move in very different circles.

For the love of God, could the "common sense" brigade PLEASE develop some actual COMMON SENSE?! No, the NHS has not ordered staff not to use the term "it's raining cats and dogs" for fear of either upsetting or offending anyone... Please engage your brains for a minute🙏 🧵1/15

No, the NHS didn’t do anything of the sort. The evidence the NHS didn’t do that is the third paragraph in the hit piece. Any decent paper would have trashed the piece during the pitch phase, but the Telegraph runs dozens of these articles every single day. The Telegraph must be destroyed

Dead Meat finally tackling the Psycho sequels. Hopefully this not only let's people know that there actually are sequels, but that the first two (especially this one) manage to be really good and well worth watching with the original as a full trilogy. youtu.be/E8CVnxFECzE?...

There should be another Simpson's Wrestling game but this time made by devs who have experience and the ability to make an actual wrestling game.

Just watched the Street Fighter film trailer. It looks bloody awful. I'll love it!

Was this GP struck off just because he asked a Muslim woman to remove her veil? How likely does that sound? 🤷‍♀️ Did he actually ask her to remove her veil 'because he was struggling to understand her?' Let's take a look at what really happened based on the tribunal reports... 🧵 1/25

Who says AI can't occasionally stumble into unintentional comedy? Image censored for the benefit of those with a weak stomach and/or nervous disposition.

I forgot the Heartstopper Epilogue was released beyond just Patreon today so we can share things from it. I absolutely adore this page.

Of course they put the Jedi twink in the last bag. Yes, I bought and built a Star Destroyer just for this fella.

Do you think that some day people will look back as fondly as they do on a plethora of 60s-90s on 'Thunderbirds Are Go!'? 👀

If this is true, Sony have to be the dumbest fucks in the entire gaming industry, and there's some stiff competition out there. Just how long did they think the quarantines and lock downs were going to last?

Here's your reminder that there is a universe out there where Whithouse took over from Moffat instead of Chibnall and cast Damien Molony as The Doctor. It is not this universe. This is proof that the gods have abandoned us.

Sex cauldron?

One of, if not THE best thing I've seen in my childish adult life.

He may be bad at games, a terrible driver, have flamethrower blindness and is WELSH...but I'll miss this stupid sexy twink over the next couple of weeks. Hope the move goes well, Sweetie.

Join Us.

Evri proving to be even more useless than Royal Mail. At least Royal Mail let me know that won't deliver it BEFORE they don't deliver it.

I hope when someone asks Mary J Blige to do something she doesn't want to do, she replies with "excuse me you must have me confused with Mary O Blige" real missed opportunity if not tbh

JK Rowling is calling women athletes men even after they pass genetic testing. People in her replies are talking about these women having “ambiguous” genitalia. We are in an extremely frightening moment for ALL women thanks to transphobia.

If 'stupid people' are managing to 'rob you blind' it's very likely that YOU are the stupid one. And we all know who this declining sack of reclaimed fat and grease means when he says 'stupid people'.

Oi, Film Poster Guys. Just stop fucking doing this! Please and thank you.

Very mixed day. Stressful morning followed by a massive piece of good news that resulted in a lunchtime of music and (other people) dancing. Can someone bring me a reassuring hug, a party popper and a very large, very fruity cocktail please?

Comedy is all about timing. #pmqs

horrible discovery

The dry skin around my left eye has today turned out to be conjunctivitis. I fell to the floor whilst opening the curtains. I argued with and shouted at the boyfriend who only tried to help me and has now left for work without saying 'bye'. So, how's your morning been?

🚨 WATCH: James Cleverly tries to play a “best bits” compilation of Kemi Badenoch but gives up after it repeatedly won’t work at the Tories' local election launch

Why am I so utterly obsessed by the puddles in this game?

I've seen this so now you have to.

These scrums are whatever, but every now and then you get something like this that makes them pretty worth it.

Morning everyone

Decided to pair my usual vanilla latte with a sweet chilli chicken wrap. It's certainly an interesting fiesta of flavour 😵‍💫

“She’s the exception, I am the rule.” Such articulate cutting through of the nonsense around puberty blockers and eg Keira Bell’s detransitioning from Stephanie Lynnette on GMB this morning. It is also a refreshing relief to see a trans person actually being allowed to speak for once!

Mild Shock!