When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

Woohoo! I’m published. Fame and Glory! Fame and Glory!!

Melina, first of her name. Lizard slayer. Queen of Wellesley Land extends her happiness in expressing Happy Pride to all who, like her, celebrate.

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

Exactly

Quick reminder that Kash requested a private security detail to protect him from his FBI security detail.

If you see this, post a picture of a tree. #ArborDay #Bonsai, it’s what I do.

Stolen High Profile Bonsai Trees from Kyoto https://www.lonelyjapan.com/230106/ 17日午前1時頃、京都大徳寺『芳春院盆栽庭園』にて盗難が発生しました。工事中の防犯体制が整っている所ではなく、西面（信長の墓所・総見院）の高い塀に脚立をかけて70mの墓所を越えて運び出したようです。 10点中、高額な国風展出品樹もあり、お心当たりのある方は、エスキューブまでご連絡を宜しくお願いします。担当管轄は京都北警察署です。現場検証・鑑識は終了しています。 At around 1am on the 17th, a …

Either the president follows the law or the president is illegitimate.

Strange looking bunny found in the garden this morning. The squirrels are still cautious…

Some more good news…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

#Bonsai it’s what I do. Texas native cedar elms Naked in February. Clothed in April.

Johnson-Trump Tariffs you know, like Smoot-Hawley Brand the villains, tie their name to it. The Republicans can stop this foolishness this afternoon. But they choose not to.

Regardless of context or circumstances, “We can’t just ignore the president’s desires” has got to be one of the strangest phrases ever uttered by a standing vice president

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. Ficus Microcarpa “tiger bark” I bought this for its trunk about two years ago. I have let it go last year and over the winter. Last 3 days work… 👇Started. Finished.👇

🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

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#Bonsai, it’s what I do. Brazilian Raintree. Convention workshop tree from April 2018. And today after cleanup hair cut. It’s due a repot this year.

Important. Either Trump is so far gone mentally he doesn’t know what he’s doing, or people are acting in his name without his knowledge. This was an order with enormous implications, and the President of the United States says he didn’t do it.

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. Happy Spring, Northern hemisphere!!! How do you get fat trunks on short trees? You start with tall trees! A braided ficus benjamina from some friends Oct 21, 2018. In a bonsai pot today. Will work into banyan style top after it recovers from repot. 20’ to 4’

Unless you wear a red hat.

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. Unpacking the greenhouse (3)

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. Unpacking the greenhouse (2)

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. Unpacking the greenhouse (1)

Kill the bird. Save the world.

J.D. Vance flees to Vermont for a cozy vacation, gets confronted by a handful of protesters, and immediately scurries into hiding. The guy lecturing Zelensky on bravery can’t even handle a few angry locals with cardboard signs. Absolute clown.

I wonder if Amy Gleason even knows she's in charge of DOGE. www.linkedin.com/in/gleasonam...

just sipping coffee and catching up on the horrors and screaming

The remedy to a president who refuses to follow the law is impeachment.

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. It’s 21°F (-6°C) outside here in central Texas. It’s a balmy 72°F (22°C) inside the greenhouse. I’m the caretaker of some of the workshop trees for this years’ Texas convention in September. Here are the Red Stem Sea Hibiscus. This is a hard cutback to encourage back budding

Musk totally humiliated Trump during their joint Oval Office press conference. Musk brought along his 4-year-old son — making Trump look like the kid’s babysitter — disrespectfully wore a T-shirt and baseball cap, and even interrupted Trump. It’s clear who’s really in control, and it ain’t Trump.

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. European Olive I bought at the Pacific Bonsai Expo. Repotted…

Maddow: If you don't have Bluesky yet, I recommend it. It is a social media network that doesn't make me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork

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Watching a bunch of white men call an 80 year old billionaire who is addicted to spray tan and hair dye “daddy” may be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. Cedar Elm repots.

THIS! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

#Bonsai, it’s what I do. Asian Festival Exhibit. 1/3

Another Bonsai Style that I have always enjoyed the forest something about these small communities of trees, expertly crafted for their health makes me want more in my everyday society. #bonsai #bonsaiart #pot #Japanese #art #sculpture #nature #plants #trees

Lunar New Year is tomorrow. City government celebrates by hosting an Asian Festival. This year it’s Saturday and Sunday. Local Bonsai Society puts up an exhibit. Here is what I’ve put together to show. #Bonsai, it’s what I do.

Black and Native history IS U.S. history. Wouldn’t you agree?