This is 100 percent true. They sailed up the Mississippi then went up the Arkansas River.

Just left the theater. Odyssey. Tremendous. One quibble though. I thought the product placement was a bit heavy handed. I mean, did they really drink Tim Horton’s coffee? Fun to see a Dunkin’ Boy like Matt Damon embracing his true, Canadian heritage.

I also sort of think this is problem with no solution. To maintain a certain level of service you need population density or a smaller set with money. There’s no incentives that can get tens of thousands to move to the delta, for one example, and when things scale down, they don’t return.

Albert or Ernest Box of Reading Glasses.

www.maptap.gg July 15 100🎯 97🏅 100🎯 92👑 98🔥 Final score: 967 Maybe my best one yet.

News is hot and fresh and also cool and refreshing because we sent someone to Swig with $50 and report back, which they did. Also @scottfaldon.bsky.social weighs in on the World Cup final in link form and @jonesforar.bsky.social picks up a big endorsement www.arkansasnewsroom.com/p/summer-sip...

I still haven’t had a uncrustable. I never think about getting some when I’m at the store and then forget about them. Maybe I should do a TikTok about 56 year old man eats uncrustable for the first time.

This is 100 percent the NYT

Add in a town mayor and this would neatly summarize Widow’s Bay.

Dear @hankgreen.bsky.social , I introduced your Smush game to her and she’s crushing (smushing?) it and got a 308 compared to my 199 on game 9. Please make a harder version for her as this is really annoying.

My neighborhood had a banging Pizza Hut. Old school. Vintage photos of the town. Great spot and easy to get to. It went drive thru only during Covid then closed when they built a strip mall location for pickup and delivery only. Haven’t been back.

News is out. I'm tired and on deadline for a magazine project so efforts are middling at best. www.arkansasnewsroom.com/p/amboy-fest...

My town’s video store was S&S Video and while it has been closed for approximately 35 years, our family’s account number was 152P to rent movies. I also still have my. Blockbuster card, just in case.

Hey, ya'll you may not be aware but there's other races for Senate in the country that aren't in Maine and there's also a bunch of weird shit going down. Like here in Arkansas. katv.com/news/local/a...

If Tupperware is publicly traded, I'd make a big bet on their stock going up. What terrific news for plastic storage container company.

She’s from Maine! This is now the 10 seconds this year I’ve thought about the Senate race there.

Man, the YMCA song, our country’s most cherished gay sex anthem, being played live at the nation’s 250th birthday by the Armed Forces Orchestra. America’s never been weirder.

This drone show / Boston Pops team up is incredible tv on CNN.

I’d say the Wrecking Crew, basically the studio band for every American act in the 60s. Drummer was on 8 consecutive albums of the year and Glenn Campbell became its most famous member. Brian Wilson told the other beach boys they weren’t good enough and had the wrecking crew do the studio music.

In this essay, I’ll explain that Independence Day is actually a Christmas movie. … 8,000 words later … in summary, Die Hard.

Watching the America fest on ABC and two things, it has been pretty good and David Muir is on the NFL official workout plan as he’s jacked.

Some of you are still posting about politics and I need you to understand that Bluesky is now a Cabo Verde stan platform thank you for your attention

I wear a size 8 hat and this is true.

At an Asian nail place, watching the World Cup in Spanish and celebrating Egypt’s win. America a land of contrasts.

Putting my Your Kid’s Not Going Pro hat: If you spent 12 years paying big bucks on travel sports to get your kid a college scholarship, you’re a sucker. Especially girls, you’ll know at any early age because recruiters will bang down your door. If you do it because your kid enjoys it, that’s fine.

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

News! No, really. Not unexpected news but Maumelle Mayor Caleb Norris is running for a third term and North Little Rock hires its first Black chief of police. www.arkansasnewsroom.com/p/norris-set...

My brain has lost the ability to process information after the AP cites Brett Kavanaugh's coaching career as to why he had special insight to trans athletes in sports. Dude's coaching career was being a volunteer coach of his kid's church league team. Not exactly Hall of Fame material.

Any girl with short hair. Any girl who is tall. Any girl who is wide. Any girl that someone else thinks is too athletic. But it is about to get a million times worse. And it will get ugly, really, really fast.

In normal America, fireworks start at dark:30 (usually 9:30) and by starting at 11, that means the show won't be over until after midnight, which is just wildly dumb.

As for the AC discourse on here. It is 11:08 on a Sunday night and the real feel temperature is currently 91 degrees. I write this from the cool comfort of a well air conditioned home.

Maybe this is a day old discourse contribution but currently at Culver’s and the fried shrimp is fantastic.

Fuck yeah. @mayor.nyc.gov

Not the first one to say this but having normal cable tv in your hotel is an underrated travel experience. Really reminds how nice it is to channel surf instead of leg wrestling with 12 streaming services.

Hey @historicalmarker.bsky.social I spotted a 1898 Spanish American War memorial in the wild!

News! Days early! For anniversary related reasons! Anyway, sad to miss Mexican wrestling at the Travs but my plan is to attempt to eat my bodyweight in burnt ends in Kansas City this week www.arkansasnewsroom.com/p/lucha-libr...

www.maptap.gg June 23 100🎯 98🔥 97🏅 95🏆 96🏅 Final score: 965

Note the first person to say this but remarkable that weather apps are so terrible. Current conditions say cloudy when it is actually pouring down rain.

In my World Cup pool, I should have only picked countries my wife has been too because if I had, Cape Verde would have made me some real money. This is my way of saying my wife has been to Cape Verde, which is where your plane stops for fuel if it is headed to South Africa. Which is why she's been.

LOL. There's a state legislator here who's called a devout Catholic but doesn't go to church regularly and instead occasionally attends a secret Latin mass. Said Francis wasn't the real Pope, and the real Pope was Benedict, who he also named a son after. Him and Vance would get along famously.

Arguments like this come from the same place as the "the left has ceded religion to the right" while ignoring all the available evidence that contradicts that, while also pretending the public demonstrations of faith by political leaders on the left don't actually count. For reasons.

Time line cleanse. Father’s Day. #DogFather

Mystery solved. @scottfaldon.bsky.social

Huh, the one thing French is supposed to be good at, he actually sucks ass at. Feels like a common theme with that guy.

Growing up in the country, I didn’t know beef jerky was a thing as people hunted and turned the deer they shot into venison jerky. Much easier for the suburban Cincy kid though to have someone go to Costco and buy a three pound bag of beef jerky.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

News, get your fresh, hot news. Plus a special appearance, in link form. by everybody’s favorite sports columnist @scottfaldon.bsky.social and his Five Thoughts (™ pending). I don't know how to post two links, so click the one below to get to Scott. www.arkansasnewsroom.com/p/maumelles-...

Death Sentences 1-year-old Kohen Kartier Wiley, murdered by police after his mother was mistaken for someone shoplifting diapers

You can tell the deal, whatever that might be, is dog shit because they’ve got dumdum doing the media hits.