You might even say it's a... War on Christmas...

"Where'd the flag go? It was right there last night when all that scary shit was happening. Oh, wait, there it is. Anyway, are we free and brave yet?" The Star Spangled Banner, paraphrased

Hey, so, maybe MTG is the last person on earth who deserves any kind of grace or sympathy if the MAGA shitheads are coming for her now, given her own history of harassing AOC, the Parkland kids, and so many others.

Lower/Abolish most age restrictions (save some legit harm reduction ones). Children and teens are full human beings deserving of respect and autonomy, even with different developmental needs that must be accommodated. (And stop equating bad public figures with them!)

lol Trump finished this rant this morning the same way Sideshow Bob finished his rant after he admitted to committing electoral fraud

“Me Too went too far because [shit that absolutely fucking did not happen]” is a recurring goddamned theme in our culture.

Not to be this person, but "Epstein files" seems to me like this term's "Mueller Report". The thing we're absolutely convinced will finally for sure sink him and then it just... doesn't.

If your Veterans Day message is all bland patriotism and doesn't acknowledge the mind blowing horror that war is or question the point of the whole thing, kindly shut the fuck up.

Great thing now that elections are over is that it's bearable to watch sports again. Without the wall-to-wall campaign ads.

Every time someone says "the cruelty is the point", drink!

(Sigh. I wanted to post this a year ago.)

Election results are in...

The fact so many people who are paid to write for a living seem categorically incapable of finding anything to say about the Orange Thing and his ilk that doesn't involve equating him to children speaks volumes.

Every time someone says "the cruelty is the point", drink!

There needs to be a Puppy World Series.

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

"Sora, can you tell us what it's like inside Ansem's computer?" 👇 #KingdomHearts #KingdomHearts2

Oh, look, the exact thing we all knew was going to happen.

We should stop showing deference to the harmful, odious, morally bankrupt ideology of parental rights. www.currentaffairs.org/news/dont-ju...

35 years ago today, October 25, 1990, the original “Treehouse of Horror” first aired on Fox.

Hey, I'm with Jimbo and Kearney here. If you play age cop with trick or treaters, you deserve to get egged back to the stone age.

This quote always comes up whenever I see two of something.

Summer pants AND winter pants? Do you think I'm made of money?

He doesn't own the house. He's a temporary tenant. Evict him.

Worth mentioning that these huge crowds are despite the fact all these cities also had other events in their suburbs, full of people who'd otherwise have gone to these huge ones and made them all that much bigger. If not for the Germantown one right by me, I'd have been at the DC one.

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

My sign.

#NoKings Germantown MD We had a skeletal frog and a bald eagle.

Here we go again! #NoKings

Caturday meets No Kings day.

FXX should be 24/7 animated shows, none of this Noon to 4am stuff. No infomercials. No movies (except The Simpsons and Bob's Burgers ones anyway). Just the animated shows round the clock, and The Simpsons should really get a bigger share of it than it does.

For a couple glorious weeks in 2024, it was. *sigh*

Anyone who promotes a book with "it gets kids reading" should be shot.

The revolution will be ribbited.

Aloy is ace and no one can tell me otherwise! Not you. Not the Burning Sands DLC. No one!

"After a few moments of laughter, the No Kings Coalition issued the following statement"

*swords clash* Carmen Twillie: "I say the Circle of Life moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love!" *clank clank* Elton John: "I say the Circle of Life is a wheel of fortune, a leap of faith, a band of hope!" *clank clank*

The only one who should rightly get credit for any long awaited ceasefire is... Sheila Broflovski.

That she's cool as fuck?

"I think he's talking to you..."

No, HBO Max, just because I watched John Oliver doesn't mean I want to watch that shithead Bill Maher!

It's one or the other...

If you've ever played #FinalFantasy 3/6, no matter how long ago, this tune is seared into your brain.

Beer ad is like "if you forget the word 'beach' you can say 'crown' instead."

Making skin crawl is what he does best. 😫

I got this book for Christmas back then and read it cover to cover repeatedly.

Today's Army: We're looking for a few white Christian men ready to overcompensate for insecurity about their masculinity by killing civilians (including Americans who criticize Trump)

IT ACTUALLY TOOK 20 YEARS