The Right thinks a 10-year-old should be getting a job or, if female, married. The Left wonders if a 15-year-old is ready to be toilet trained yet. 🙄

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

I think @trolleybusenjoyer.bsky.social should host his own food and travel show.

TONIGHT!! APRIL 7TH! 6PM AT THE WHITE HOUSE!! WE WILL SEE YOU THERE!

*driving to Brookside* Aww, man, it's raining on my Perfect Easter Garden. *arrives at Brookside* It's... still my Perfect Easter Garden. 🥺

To put it another way, in the whole history of the US we’ve had three presidents who were born in the summer of 1946, and only one who was born after that.

The voting age should be no higher than twelve.

Happy World Autism Day

Very little money donated to Autism Speaks goes toward helping autistic people and families. This #AutismAcceptanceMonth, considering supporting groups by and for autistic people! autisticadvocacy.org/considerthef...

Hold the fuck up. CNN's aerospace correspondent is actually named Miles O'Brien?!

This is way too many of you in sincerity.

I repeat... If your queer youth advocacy ends where "parents have the right to do as they wish" begins, your advocacy is shit.

Seems like a good time to bring this one up again... 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

They've got this all wrong. War? Don't. Sex!

A yellow Baby Shark, a bald eagle, and a skeletal frog dancing to Macklemore's "Thrift Shop" under a "No Kings in America" banner. Your argument is invalid. #NoKings Germantown, MD

Cool. Nats games are now on a channel I don't get. 😑

You know, last month everyone was all "yeahhhh first USA hockey gold in 46 years" even though it had actually been 3 days. Thinking that's the bigger issue affecting women's sports than a player's assigned gender at birth.

The statement of "let kids be kids" is already basically never about anything that actually benefits kids and is always about forcing kids into a mold that comforts adult sensibilities. This is almost too perfect of an example.

Driving to work that morning... Radio: "Our hearts go out to those in Baltimore..." Me: "Ugh, what was it? Another damn shooting?" Radio: "...after the collapse of the Key Bridge." Me: ... Me: "Whaaaaaaat?!"

If you're a Democratic politician and you're paying a consultant to tell you that the way to beat the Republicans is to foreground their issues, adopt their framing and just promise to be 50% as ruthless on it, you should retire from politics immediately and take the consultant with you.

And now that's four straight years that Disney/Pixar does not win Best Animated Feature. Are they in full existential crisis mode yet or what?

This is why making fun of fascists in so effective as a counter. If fascism is seen as uncool and old fashioned, which is is, it can't be edgy and fun.

Katniss... there is no 2am.

This reminds me of that time many years back when the ad for that evening's news said "how the war in Syria may impact your wallet, tonight at 10!"

Relax. The disappearing snow-covered playgrounds are just because it's March. They'll be back toward the end of the year. Until then, tide yourself over with ones that are dry and hot, occasionally drenched from a rainstorm.

people are really sleeping on what an ally barney is

31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying “the quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage. #TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

We had a deal with Iran to avoid nuclear proliferation—Trump tore it up. If the US-Israel attack on Iran was for deterrence, why’d they hit a girl’s elementary school, killing 148? Yes, only Congress can authorize war. But Delaney misses the point: we need to fund schools, not murder kids abroad.

among everything else the military should revolt against Trump and Hegseth because they're asking them to die for mid-aughts internet cringe

How could the winner of the FIFA peace prize do this??

Worth pointing out that our US women's hockey team has medaled in every single Olympics, whereas the men rarely make it past the quarterfinal and hadn't been on the podium since Vancouver. Our women gave up two goals this whole Olympics. Our men let Denmark score from halfway across the ice.

I'm not saying it's okay. Just that it comes with the territory. Sports fandom is hard not only because of crushing losses, bad seasons, or player turnover. Also because, when it goes great, they celebrate with not-great public figures. Yeah. It sucks so much.

Life is short. Unfollow people who annoy you.

*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*

Well done, intertubes

I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL(D)!

Hey, LA28 planning committee, idea right here... 👇

The U-S-A and CA-NA-DA chants are perfectly in sync. Kinda cool.

Hey, NBC, kind of trying to cheer for our country during the gold medal game right now. Running an ad for ICE doesn't help to do that. 😑

Me, that time I came home and found an anti-trans flyer on my front door.

Hell yeah! 🥇 Also, I hope the person holding the big Minnesota banner right behind the hockey team during the medal ceremony is having a great day.

Toy Story 4. Woody, you selfish fuck. Bonnie is absolutely going to realize you're gone, and it's going to haunt her for the rest of her goddamn life!

If someone could say this to her face during one of these "press conferences", I'd be sooooo happy.

I really do believe that, by the way. Our cities are the most American places in the United States—they represent what and who we are in a way in an incredibly rich and profound way. And until we as a country accept that, embrace that, celebrate that, we're fucked.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day!

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

If you're posting demanding that people vote for Gavin Newsom for president in 2028, and your calendar says it's 2026, you should find something to do with your time that isn't that.

I'm old enough to remember the Orange Thing's rally in Madison Square Garden in 2024 where someone made a joke about Puerto Rico being a "garbage patch in the Atlantic". We kind of already know that's how they feel about the island.