Lemon J
@baloneyhead.bsky.social
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DO NOT COMPLY. The future is ours to squeeze. Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
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sure, we all hate him but if he had ripped his malfunctioning robotic heart out of his chest and showed it to us, weād have cheered.
9 months ago
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If youāve been keeping notes, this is jaw-droppingly not remotely surprising.
about 16 hours ago
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āYeah, Iāll be here at the bar for a while. My wife has a 20 member womenās book club at the house right now talking about some book about sex. Why would I go home?ā I dunno, dude. To learn something?
about 19 hours ago
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in a small town bar listening to the magas laugh about how yesterdays protests were fake ai created by msnbc.
about 21 hours ago
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Is he fucking dead yet?
1 day ago
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submitted without comment
#touchtunes
3 days ago
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4 days ago
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I guess itās a good thing Foxboro is not in the Boston area.
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6 days ago
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amazing actor. Sad day. Will there be a used hat sell off?
9 days ago
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did you even read the article?
10 days ago
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M Piedlourde (Dave Foley) looks younger every day.
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11 days ago
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where Iām at
12 days ago
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Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 7: The āabortedā good twin
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17 days ago
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Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 6: A half used roll of TP. No, the used half.
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17 days ago
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Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 5: Don Jrās old coke straw
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17 days ago
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Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 4: The condom that failed history
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17 days ago
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Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 3: Ivanka
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17 days ago
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Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 2: Those socks I threw away
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17 days ago
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Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 1: My Ass
17 days ago
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Gotācha, Zorak! Have you ever dipped a mantis into rich, creamy milk chocolate?
about 1 month ago
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
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about 1 month ago
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Now you take this on the plane, throw it in a bowl. Add some broth, a potato, green onions. Baby, you've got a stew going.
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
Lemon J
ā šligarch f*ckery detected
about 1 month ago
Stop what you're doing. Read this.
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Listening to a grown ass 27 yr old man complain to another grown ass fucker about how heās forced to live w/his girlfriend in her moms basement ācuz his ex-wife wonāt let him slide on the measly $506 a month in child support. And weāre in a fancy joint. Beers= $8 Burgers are 20. Deep breaths, Lemon
about 1 month ago
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They (rwingers) openly advocated for it for 15 years and now itās at their door. š¤·āāļø
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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He would never, ever do that because heās not a man of actual convictions, so I hope the opposite happens & itās used for the same cause/result.
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about 1 month ago
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This is how I feel all day, every day. Both on and off line.
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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I can't stop, y'all tock-tick, y'all And if you think that you're slick you'll catch a brick, y'all
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about 1 month ago
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back in my day you just trained a mascot dog to get you a beer from the fridge.
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about 2 months ago
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dunkinā!!!
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about 2 months ago
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Iād call him President cock tease but we all know he doesnāt have the qualifications for that.
about 2 months ago
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CTFO
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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38 is the new forever ā
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about 2 months ago
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reposted by
Lemon J
Tyler, from the Internet
about 2 months ago
We keep saying it and getting an incredible amount of hate accusations of being traitors and enjoy the camp curses, but you shitlibs are gonna worship your strong daddy savior bullshit right into fascism because for some reason it's impossible to process YOU are also vulnerable to fall for fascism.
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Thereās only one way out of this now and itās going to get a whole lot worse before it gets any better.
about 2 months ago
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but itās on the box. It must be true.
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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weāre burning flags, right?
about 2 months ago
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Pritzker pushed back more today in one speech than Gavinās done all month. Same with Walz. *no disrespect to Gavinās social media team. They rock.
about 2 months ago
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every. time.
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
Lemon J
Anna Pilette
about 2 months ago
This ENTIRE thread. Trans people do not have to settle for Newsom.
@nicholehiltz.bsky.social
@themotleybeast.com
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Didnāt she once pretend on Twit to be part of someoneās campaign only to have the campaign directly contradict that?
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about 2 months ago
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gee, she quit for less than a day but just couldnāt resist coming back as a full blown terf.
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about 2 months ago
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Itās only been seven months. A long and exhausting seven months.
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about 2 months ago
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fuck all the way off with this shit. Thereās plenty of evidence that heās a habitual liar. Thereās plenty of evidence that he DOESNāT like blue cities. Whatās difficult for these reporters is having integrity. Youāve chosen to be enablers.
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about 2 months ago
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maybe consider that the one issue is BEING ALLOWED TO EXIST. But yeah, youāre the victim.
about 2 months ago
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heās not the front runner. There are multiple folks (if they run) that will destroy him on the trail. He will never win a national campaign, especially after all this trolling. Youāve lost the fucking plot.
about 2 months ago
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Does anyone have a tee shirt launcher I can borrow?
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about 2 months ago
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