So which of y’all had Republican Senator assaults uniformed Marine on their 2026 bingo card?

We do not have voter party affiliation in Texas. This is a running total of how many voters voted in each primary, not the political leanings of the voters that voted. More people voted in the Dem primary than the Republican. That’s all those numbers reflect.

I'm sorry but if you take paychecks from the New York Times some segment of people will simply not take you seriously, morally or intellectually, because you're working for an organization that has spent the last 10 years deliberately building a hate movement.

One Marco Rubio, One Cup

IS HE FUCKING DEAD YET?

Shia LaBeouf’s eventual comeback attempt should be him starring in a reality show where he tries to live on the Sun.

“You must be a dumbocrat” Nah, Bubba Nobrain. I’m a democratic socialist.

I stopped listening at “leftist” which, thankfully was the first word.

They should have named that band Flogging Solicitors

fuck you, Donald www.marfapublicradio.org/news/2026-02...

The owners of the Cubs deserves this. The players do not.

HE’S SKIING ON ONE SKI

Supporting Gavin Newsom in the primary is announcing that you'll step over the dead bodies of trans people and unhoused people to get what you personally want. It's a character defect. We can't be friends.

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty I get the sensation of not knowing what Stencil said this time because I blocked that fucker long ago.

I could never be a Senator because I’d have told her to stfu at least a dozen times.

Everyone needs to say in one voice we will primary you if you don't support abolishing ice

“It’s not white enough for me” Bitch, you’re translucent

Buttigieg is a great name for a dildo.

Look, I don’t know what planet Laura Loomer hails from but I do know that we need to develop rocket technology that we can use to push that planet far far away from Earth.

Ritz probably spent a lot of money on whatever that was

these commentators are idiots

HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD WHOA! Nothing beats morning curling

Easily the most insulting ad I’ve seen. Go Jasmine Crockett. Fuck Lone Star Rising.

*sharts*

Total loser mentality. Maybe try blaming the non voters when you have a multi year warning that your preferred candidate fucking sucks ass.

Let’s test this theory

for a guy that has no shame, you think he’d spin this shitty situation into a branded adult diaper opportunity

They’re not calling out the violence. They’re calling out the shitty spin job. Fucking miles of difference, y’all

This short thread is full of excellent arguments to bring to your members of Congress, to demand the resignation/impeachment/removal of Trump admin. heads like Noem, RFK Jr, etc.

History is so interesting to me.

it's not gonna take a much higher pitch of existential angst for people to start really thinking about how thinly spread and disastrously disorganized these guys are and how vulnerable that makes them, even in the modern surveillance state, to anonymous hit and run attacks

Every time, every fucking time that I think I can’t possibly hate ICE more than I already do, they prove me wrong. With gusto. Rinse. Repeat. Every damn day.

I heard Winter Storm Perd and I’m not going back

no one wanting to understand how anything works if it takes more than a tweet is part of how we got into all these predicaments

Every time, every fucking time that I think I can’t possibly hate ICE more than I already do, they prove me wrong. With gusto. Rinse. Repeat. Every damn day.

iykyk

Didn’t she once pretend on Twit to be part of someone’s campaign only to have the campaign directly contradict that?

There’s no point during the detention of a five-year-old that any person with a functioning moral center would not step back to reassess the situation and their place in it. That nobody involved did proves they lack the common interiority required to successfully coexist in ordered society.

“Fled Cruz” lmao

And gasoline. Too many regulations. Did you know you have to put the gasoline into a tank? Joe Biden did that. Nobody likes Sleepy Joe. So I’m going to get rid of that as well. A gas tank… why? It’s not a tank, it’s a Bentley.

and adult diapers. Too many restrictions. You eat two Lays Wow!’s and they fall apart. That’s not MAGA. That’s why I have an EO to mandate that they are exclusively made from US Steel.

You ever hate like a song? Looking at you Franz Ferdinand. Stupid fucking catchy ass song.

It’s ONLY been a year? FFS But hey, at least he faced consequences and it’s not like he increased his net worth something like four times over.

“Everyone Who Thinks I’m Wrong Are Actually The Ones That Are Wrong” by PS Tomlinson

Rare photo of Stephen Miller in his natural form

If Trump wants to invade someone for their oil, land and natural resources he should invade Russia - he won't because he's a coward