Lemon J
@baloneyhead.bsky.social
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DO NOT COMPLY. The future is ours to squeeze. Not an actual lemon. (he/him)
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sure, we all hate him but if he had ripped his malfunctioning robotic heart out of his chest and showed it to us, weād have cheered.
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Movie youāve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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2 days ago
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posted for absolutely no reason whatsoever
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The Secret History of the Ice Axe ā American Alpine Club
What exactly is an alpenstock? How did the modern ice axe come to be? Learn everything you've never thought to wonder about the axe and check out some of the artifacts in our American Alpine Club libr...
https://americanalpineclub.org/news/2018/3/27/the-ice-axe
3 days ago
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4 days ago
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While the whole deal sucks, Iām pretty thrilled about how this worked out for Paramount.
5 days ago
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Think about it
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6 days ago
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would also accept Wiseau as RFK Jr in the netflix movie of her book.
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6 days ago
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call me a visionary if you must but I have complete faith that Olivia Nuzzi & Tommy Wiseau could cowrite a horrifically awful movie.
6 days ago
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Just to be clear⦠smile on my face the entire film
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7 days ago
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Sitting in traffic, thinking this shit was mid but with solid acting and good dialogue
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7 days ago
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Super fun but Wake Up Dead Man did not have nearly enough Benoit Blanc for me.
7 days ago
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that canceled tv show youāll never stop thinking about
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10 days ago
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Ok, dumbass fuckface righties: explain why the minimum wage shouldnāt be $28 an hour.
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10 days ago
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my wife has celiacs and my vegetarian ass thinks the life of the carcass you purchased is worth more than yours.
10 days ago
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King Solomon was sexting Nuzzi? Dammmmmmn, girl.
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14 days ago
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Thanksgiving? Please. Heās been pardoning turkeys all year.
14 days ago
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Iām late on this but wtf did Wicked do to Michelle Yeoh?
15 days ago
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Been walking around singing Foreignerās āI Wanna Know What Love Isā with an exaggerated voice but replacing the lyrics with RFK Jrās romantic poetry
16 days ago
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Yeah but has she tried smoking a dog poo joint dipped in nuclear waste?
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16 days ago
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17 days ago
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fucking loser ass president
22 days ago
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Youāre Gonna Need A Lot of Pot To Consume This Pie
22 days ago
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22 days ago
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23 days ago
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25 days ago
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Donnie Tee is actually a decent nickname for a dude whoās life boils down to owning golf courses and hogging the good tee times for himself. And then sucking at golf.
25 days ago
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Nice of you to take my husbands dick out of your mouth long enough to join us here tonight - things she could have said at the debate
26 days ago
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There is absolutely no way lilā Eric knows how to keep his bitcoin secure
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27 days ago
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All those old fuckers that voted for them are wondering wtf?
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27 days ago
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āAn extremely professional child rapistā
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27 days ago
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š³ļøāā§ļø June Licinio ā”ļø
27 days ago
Iām at the Epstein Files Iām at the Russiagate Iām at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
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Itās as if he raped a bunch of children and everyone is covering for him to persevere their own status
27 days ago
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telling Chuck Schumer to fuck off has become a full time job. This shit is tiring.
28 days ago
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magnets!
29 days ago
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goddamn flea market Tony Robbins
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29 days ago
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GD I wish my state had party affiliation so I could send a message
29 days ago
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The way that telling Chuck Schumer to fuck off has become a full time job
29 days ago
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29 days ago
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Itās not that they donāt know. Itās that they just donāt care. And that will be their downfall.
29 days ago
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Dancing With The Sharts
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30 days ago
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maybe Kim Davis & Cuomo should freshen up their acts a little and team up for another 15 minutes of the spotlight.
30 days ago
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A.R. Moxon
30 days ago
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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that Brandi Carlile take was a bridge too far. GTFO with your musical ignorance.
about 1 month ago
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Brendel
about 1 month ago
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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about 1 month ago
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Well, everything sucks but at least we have this?
about 1 month ago
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Iāll take quotes from Mrs Vance for 2000, Ken
about 1 month ago
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IHDY?
about 1 month ago
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oh wise bathroom wall of wisdom, you do know all
about 1 month ago
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Iāve got your ācommercially safe gen aiā right here
about 1 month ago
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Canāt believe Mike would attack white Christians like this
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about 1 month ago
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