If you’ve been keeping notes, this is jaw-droppingly not remotely surprising.

“Yeah, I’ll be here at the bar for a while. My wife has a 20 member women’s book club at the house right now talking about some book about sex. Why would I go home?” I dunno, dude. To learn something?

in a small town bar listening to the magas laugh about how yesterdays protests were fake ai created by msnbc.

Is he fucking dead yet?

submitted without comment #touchtunes

I guess it’s a good thing Foxboro is not in the Boston area.

amazing actor. Sad day. Will there be a used hat sell off?

did you even read the article?

M Piedlourde (Dave Foley) looks younger every day.

where I’m at

Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 7: The “aborted” good twin

Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 6: A half used roll of TP. No, the used half.

Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 5: Don Jr’s old coke straw

Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 4: The condom that failed history

Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 3: Ivanka

Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 2: Those socks I threw away

Things Donnie and his administration can eat: Pt 1: My Ass

Got’cha, Zorak! Have you ever dipped a mantis into rich, creamy milk chocolate?

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Now you take this on the plane, throw it in a bowl. Add some broth, a potato, green onions. Baby, you've got a stew going.

Stop what you're doing. Read this.

Listening to a grown ass 27 yr old man complain to another grown ass fucker about how he’s forced to live w/his girlfriend in her moms basement ‘cuz his ex-wife won’t let him slide on the measly $506 a month in child support. And we’re in a fancy joint. Beers= $8 Burgers are 20. Deep breaths, Lemon

They (rwingers) openly advocated for it for 15 years and now it’s at their door. 🤷‍♂️

He would never, ever do that because he’s not a man of actual convictions, so I hope the opposite happens & it’s used for the same cause/result.

This is how I feel all day, every day. Both on and off line.

I can't stop, y'all tock-tick, y'all And if you think that you're slick you'll catch a brick, y'all

back in my day you just trained a mascot dog to get you a beer from the fridge.

dunkin’!!!

I’d call him President cock tease but we all know he doesn’t have the qualifications for that.

CTFO

38 is the new forever ✊

We keep saying it and getting an incredible amount of hate accusations of being traitors and enjoy the camp curses, but you shitlibs are gonna worship your strong daddy savior bullshit right into fascism because for some reason it's impossible to process YOU are also vulnerable to fall for fascism.

There’s only one way out of this now and it’s going to get a whole lot worse before it gets any better.

but it’s on the box. It must be true.

we’re burning flags, right?

Pritzker pushed back more today in one speech than Gavin’s done all month. Same with Walz. *no disrespect to Gavin’s social media team. They rock.

every. time.

This ENTIRE thread. Trans people do not have to settle for Newsom. @nicholehiltz.bsky.social @themotleybeast.com

Didn’t she once pretend on Twit to be part of someone’s campaign only to have the campaign directly contradict that?

gee, she quit for less than a day but just couldn’t resist coming back as a full blown terf.

It’s only been seven months. A long and exhausting seven months.

fuck all the way off with this shit. There’s plenty of evidence that he’s a habitual liar. There’s plenty of evidence that he DOESN’T like blue cities. What’s difficult for these reporters is having integrity. You’ve chosen to be enablers.

maybe consider that the one issue is BEING ALLOWED TO EXIST. But yeah, you’re the victim.

he’s not the front runner. There are multiple folks (if they run) that will destroy him on the trail. He will never win a national campaign, especially after all this trolling. You’ve lost the fucking plot.

Does anyone have a tee shirt launcher I can borrow?