I'll hopefully be returning to making more art soon. Had a good couple of months where I was just straight-up unable to, but hopefully, that'll change.

Re-posting with alt-text:

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

Leave the negative energy at the door. This year may have been very rough, but all we can do is keep our hopes high. That will get us through and always has

Thank you to all who attended last night's special holiday exhibit: Santa Claus's remains! We must ask visitors, however, to avoid bringing your children to next year's viewing. All that sobbing really brought down the Christmas cheer, and we did not have enough reindeer jerky to appease them.

The Museum is proud to announce the art wing's brand new peripheral-only display!* *Can only be seen from the sides of your view.** **Does not work on photos of the display.

Just as we suspected: Epstein exclusively spent his time with black rectangles

Just as we suspected: Epstein exclusively spent his time with black rectangles

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

RIP Mitch Hedberg, you would have been an excellent shitposter on BlueSky

Times really are tough. We could only afford enough for the cremation, but now we have to hold grandma's ashes in a Taco Bell Luxe Box

Stand-Up Comedian Who is Also A Car: "I just drove in from California, and boy are my arms tires."

I love that we say people are being extra by "beating a dead horse" as though beating a live horse is a perfectly normal and reasonable thing to do

Mom: "You seem uncomfortable. Are you anxious about all of the people coming over for Thanksgiving?" Me, with the secret superpower to hear food speak: "No, I'd just prefer it if you stuffed the turkey next time..."

I rigged my Tooth Tunes to play Death Grips while I brush, and now I have a headache

[Sitting in the cuck chair with a comically overextended Vaudeville hook to remove the other guy from the bed if he does a bad job]

Times really are tough. We could only afford enough for the cremation, but now we have to hold grandma's ashes in a Taco Bell Luxe Box

This is not a place of honor, Charlie Brown. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

5 litle monkey jumping on the bed

Tickle Down Elmonomics

I'm like if 75 cents were a person

Tickle Down Elmonomics

I'm like if 75 cents were a person

The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law. This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.

Post something random, or you'll have an awful December

How are we all doing tonight?

To try and help clear up confusion going around BSky at the moment regarding the gov’t shutdown: The Democratic Party folded. They agreed to re-open government for a PROMISE of a vote. Yes, SNAP recipients suffered for *nothing*. Yes, there was NO ACA extension. Yes, they accepted ALL the blame.

Old Man: "I take my time on things because I hate it when things end. So, a long time ago, I opted to read one word a day from The Great Gatsby. I've been on the same book for 45 years now." Me: "Fascinating! So, what's your favorite part so far?" Old Man: "I have no fucking idea."

Call this, "Went Down on the Devil in Georgia"

I asked him to bounce on it, and all he did was bounce on a stump and start playing a golden fiddle with a band of demons accompanying him

So what can you do? 🤔 1. Continue pressuring your lawmakers, let them know how unpopular and dangerous censorship and surveillance bills are. 2. Spread the word! Many people have no idea the internet they know and love is under threat. 🗣️ 👉https://www.badinternetbills.com/#online-id-checks

RAFEL PRIZE FOR @interrobone.bsky.social sure she's grumpy and is running on 3 hours of sleep but she means well

LOOKS LIKE HOPE IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

Captain Torture

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

PSA for all trans girls, and I do mean all

Been happy to see that people are enjoying my silly little series of comics. Gonna make this skeet a comprehensible thread of the comics in order.

BURY THE SUN! #16 "Alive Without Warning." (Sorry for the hold-up, I haven't had much time to make these as of recent. I'll get to them when I can!) #art #originalart #traditionalart #comic #webcomic

BURY THE SUN! #15 "The All-Seeing Eight." #art #originalart #comic #webcomic

BURY THE SUN! #14 "It's a Living (or Lack Thereof)" #art #originalart #comic #webcomic

BURY THE SUN! #13 "Bighug." #art #originalart #comic #webcomic

BURY THE SUN! #12 "Head in the Gutters" #comic #art #originalart

BURY THE SUN! #11 "April Fool's Day Special (As Seen From Far Away)!" #comic #art #originalart

BURY THE SUN! #10 "Eat Hot Chip and Die" #comics #art #originalart

BURY THE SUN! #9 "Hungry At the Zoo." #comics #art #originalart

BURY THE SUN! #8 "To-Go Order." #comic #art

BURY THE SUN! #7 "A Hole Is Where the Heart Is." #comic

BURY THE SUN! #6 "Belive It or Not!"