Bought a scratch-off ticket and won zero thousand dollars

UPDATE: My inactivity with art for a while was (partly) a result of me moving out of a previous living situation. I have now successfully moved into my new place, and I should be even more frequent with art and BURY THE SUN! updates than I have been all year! I just need some more time to settle in!

UPDATE: My inactivity with art for a while was (partly) a result of me moving out of a previous living situation. I have now successfully moved into my new place, and I should be even more frequent with art and BURY THE SUN! updates than I have been all year! I just need some more time to settle in!

Why doesn't Lego Superman just rebuild his home planet?

Why doesn't Lego Superman just rebuild his home planet?

While all the National Parks become oil harvests While the Great Lakes dry up While the Earth cooks like an oven And while the general public lose their voice At least some guy was able to generate a video of fruits having a domestic dispute

genAI is poisoning our water and planet you should hate it all indiscriminately even if it "never touches" the final product

Are you feeling a tinge of guilt that a deceased family member or friend is unable to accompany you to our wonderful Museum? Then consider attending our 𝗕𝗬𝗢𝗕 𝗪𝗲𝗲𝗸 (Bring Your Ouija Board)! Our young, healthy staff are on standby to provide perfect vessels for guided tours with those dearly departed!

We must unfortunately announce the cancelation of our annual 4th of July event on this year of America's 250th anniversary. When making preparations for our festivities, every exhibit on display had been completely obscured from view by mysterious black rectangles. Apologies for the inconvenience.

I drove past a chiropractic office with waving inflatable tube men in front of the building, but they were standing perfectly straight

I drove past a chiropractic office with waving inflatable tube men in front of the building, but they were standing perfectly straight

I bought the "Tower of Babel" Lego set, but I can't understand any of the instructions.

It is important to dance

I bought the "Tower of Babel" Lego set, but I can't understand any of the instructions.

Do the loud majority of so-called "indie animation fans" even actually like the medium, or does the novelty of it just make them feel special, and they feel they can sway the outcome of production now that they can finally shout obscenities towards the creators directly?

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

Why must I be a cog in the war machine? Why can't I be a cog in the hugs and kisses machine? :(

Why must I be a cog in the war machine? Why can't I be a cog in the hugs and kisses machine? :(

These people ordered cinder blocks off of DoorDash. Grocery prices are so ass that we're just eating anything now!

These people ordered cinder blocks off of DoorDash. Grocery prices are so ass that we're just eating anything now!

Babies in America don't even cry for things anymore. They just fake assassination attempts until they get what they want

Babies in America don't even cry for things anymore. They just fake assassination attempts until they get what they want

A vampire's failed pick-up line: "Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only misses I sippy!"

I want the new Tomodachi Life for the express purpose of making two Miis: Narcissus and Narcissus' reflection. Then, I have to hope Narcissus falls in love with his reflection and then gets rejected by it. Thus, I would have successfully recreated the Greek myth in-game

I want the new Tomodachi Life for the express purpose of making two Miis: Narcissus and Narcissus' reflection. Then, I have to hope Narcissus falls in love with his reflection and then gets rejected by it. Thus, I would have successfully recreated the Greek myth in-game

If a Jeep gets into a wreck, do the police have to take statements from the rubber duckies?

If a Jeep gets into a wreck, do the police have to take statements from the rubber duckies?

I think artists should be able to make a decent living without living in one of the three designated "this is where you live if you want to be an artist" cities

I am become birthday 🎂

I bet recieving signals feels SO good for antennas

If you really want to game out the confrontation, taking this last point seriously is how Congress can force a president from office even if supermajorities are unobtainable. The power of the purse is the ultimate power. Not one dime for a tyrant, demand he resign or else *nothing* gets funded.

Don't know about you guys, but if the president literally says verbatim, "A whole civilization will die tonight," I think any and every possible measure should be used to strip him of his power IMMEDIATELY. Even if it's an empty threat, it's still one of genocide. This mustn't be allowed to happen.

He is insane. And this is an open declaration of intended genocide. If any other world leader said this, there would be sanctions and an arrest warrant, not just for him, but for his whole regime.

Genuinely believe there needs to be more mass protests going on because I feel like everyone's just gonna still be waiting for somebody to do something until the oafish orange in office leaves a crater on the Earth one way or another. It just all feels like a maddening cycle Doomscrolling sucks

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

Happy Trans Day of Visibility from your local spooky enby! 💛🤍💜🖤 Celebrate yourselves and each other for being lovely human beings! The government will try to hide us, but we're gonna be visible today, tomorrow, and forever!! Check on your trans homies and remind them and yourself that you are loved

Today is Trans Day of Visibility, but even after it is over trans individuals will continue to exist and be seen in practically every aspect of your life. They will not “return” to being invisible; they shouldn’t be expected to, and removing them would make life worse in ways that affect all of us.

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

BURY THE SUN! #18 "Char-cat-erie" (A new addition to the cast: Mira the Cactus Cat! She's Wulfman's party-girl bestie) #art #originalart #traditionalart #comic #webcomic

BURY THE SUN! #18 "Char-cat-erie" (A new addition to the cast: Mira the Cactus Cat! She's Wulfman's party-girl bestie) #art #originalart #traditionalart #comic #webcomic

Me: "Usually, the people who say that the universe is an AI are those who work in AI." Person who works in burger: "Heh, yeah. I've got a different way of thinking about it..."

We apologize for our lack of updates as of late. Our previous social media manager had mistakenly fallen into our Bottomless Pit exhibit while making the previous post, and it took us a while to kidnap a new one. We have now installed safety rails around the Bottomless Pit exhibit Rest In Pit, Jim

US people, make sure to fucking explode your's representative phones, protest loudly whenever the comittee for these censorship measures is being held, make damn sure to be as loud and disruptive against these fascists as possible.

Been happy to see that people are enjoying my silly little series of comics. Gonna make this skeet a comprehensible thread of the comics in order.

[Jesus as a bartender] Patron: "This is just a glass of water..." Jesus: "Yeah? Watch this!" [Water changes to red wine] Patron: "Oh. Red wine. Do you have anything else?' Jesus: "Don't worry, I got'cha!" [Red wine changes into white wine]

Accidentally ran over a vampire in a grocery store parking lot because I couldn't see them in my rearview mirror.

If all roads lead to Rome, where do they lead to when in Rome?

Driving Instructor: "You've just struck three cars during the course of this test!" Me: "I'm sorry, I was very nervous..." Instructor: "Are you kidding!? You've passed! Here's your demolition derby license!"

Stand-Up Comedian Who is Also A Car: "I just drove in from California, and boy are my arms tires."