The men's restroom is currently out of order due to a localized black hole that has emerged inside. However, if you're feeling brave enough, you can turn this problem into a solution!

The men's restroom is currently out of order due to a localized black hole that has emerged inside. However, if you're feeling brave enough, you can turn this problem into a solution!

If you are to visit our exhibit featuring the genuine disembodied head of Medusa, be sure to keep the reflective safety goggles we have provided you on during the viewing! Failing to comply with our safety precautions will result in a new sculpture in our art sector.

The Museum is proud to announce the art wing's brand new peripheral-only display!* *Can only be seen from the sides of your view.** **Does not work on photos of the display.

If you are to visit our exhibit featuring the genuine disembodied head of Medusa, be sure to keep the reflective safety goggles we have provided you on during the viewing! Failing to comply with our safety precautions will result in a new sculpture in our art sector.

Thank you to all who attended last night's special holiday exhibit: Santa Claus's remains! We must ask visitors, however, to avoid bringing your children to next year's viewing. All that sobbing really brought down the Christmas cheer, and we did not have enough reindeer jerky to appease them.

ⓘ 𝘼 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙀𝙐𝙈 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙁𝙁 Should we continue with our New Year's fireworks display, we must absolutely make sure we do so at a safe distance away from the building, lest we startle the wax figures and cause another breach.

𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍, 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙍! As per monthly occurrence, the Museum's room plan will have altered. Hope you haven't memorized the location of our exhibits, because it won't be the same tomorrow! ⓘ MAKE SURE TO HAVE VACATED THE MUSEUM AT MIDNIGHT. AN INTERIOR SHIFT IS THE COMMON CAUSE OF MISSING PERSONS.

𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙍, 𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙍! As per monthly occurrence, the Museum's room plan will have altered. Hope you haven't memorized the location of our exhibits, because it won't be the same tomorrow! ⓘ MAKE SURE TO HAVE VACATED THE MUSEUM AT MIDNIGHT. AN INTERIOR SHIFT IS THE COMMON CAUSE OF MISSING PERSONS.

The sculptures in the art wing have been temporarily removed from viewing after they have begun displaying explicit nudity rather than artistic nudity. We apologize for any inconvenience and/or scarring.

ⓘ 𝘼 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙀𝙐𝙈 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙁𝙁 Should we continue with our New Year's fireworks display, we must absolutely make sure we do so at a safe distance away from the building, lest we startle the wax figures and cause another breach.

The sculptures in the art wing have been temporarily removed from viewing after they have begun displaying explicit nudity rather than artistic nudity. We apologize for any inconvenience and/or scarring.

Thank you to all who attended last night's special holiday exhibit: Santa Claus's remains! We must ask visitors, however, to avoid bringing your children to next year's viewing. All that sobbing really brought down the Christmas cheer, and we did not have enough reindeer jerky to appease them.

Welcome to the 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙈𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙈𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙈𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙪𝙢! Enjoy your visit and take as much time as you'd like, because it just seems to fly here! It may feel like an eternity, but in reality, it's longer than you think.

For the comfort of our patrons with sensory issues, we have developed Quiet Rooms throughout the Museum guaranteed to mute any noises made outside or inside! If the silence becomes maddening, however, there are cacophonous Loud Rooms interconnected to even things out.

For the comfort of our patrons with sensory issues, we have developed Quiet Rooms throughout the Museum guaranteed to mute any noises made outside or inside! If the silence becomes maddening, however, there are cacophonous Loud Rooms interconnected to even things out.

The Museum is proud to announce the art wing's brand new peripheral-only display!* *Can only be seen from the sides of your view.** **Does not work on photos of the display.

Welcome to the 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙈𝙞𝙙𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙈𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙈𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙪𝙢! Enjoy your visit and take as much time as you'd like, because it just seems to fly here! It may feel like an eternity, but in reality, it's longer than you think.