Ummmmm... I created? Not one but TWO Leto 2s!

The surest way to keep a secret is to make someone think they already know the answer.

You cannot understand history unless you understand its flowings, its currents and the ways leaders move within such forces. A leader tries to perpetuate the conditions which demand his leadership.

...THE GOLDEN PATH.

Drop some SPECTACLES

Only a Fremen™️ suit will properly process urine and feces in the thigh pads.

Let's get this spice. Let's not get excited about wars of neoimperialist aggression and expansion. #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday

Frank Herbert was all about good product placement in books. "With a Fremen™️ suit in good working order you won't lose more than a thimbleful of moisture a day."

Thought of a better one: "On a mattress there slept a hobbit. Not a stiff, lumpy, noisy mattress, filled with rusty springs and a funky smell, nor yet a soggy, sloshing, squelching mattress full of water that will inevitably leak: it was a Casper Cloud One™ mattress, and that means comfort."

Thinking you know a thing is a sure way to blind yourself. Cultivate a sense of both, sophistication and naïveté about all things.

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

There's one answer to this. One.

Survival is the ability to swim in strange water.

Duncan Idaho Ghola #1302 lays eyes on God Emperor Leto II Atreides for the first time

Me saying hello to 2026 like

I have news for you, Shather in Law...

@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social had another fine choice for this.

me saying goodbye to 2025 like

Happy New Year to all except Vladimir Harkonnen and my dickhead father-in-law. Let's get this spice in the year of our God Emperor 10,783 Before Guild.

How I am walking out of 2025

God Emperor Leto II turns around as he nears the edge of his Sareer to avoid coming into contact with the water of the land beyond.

If we get a biotech company called Tleilaxu, get the torches and pitchforks IMMEDIATELY. And if a certain glistening slug man is a funder, you call all of their employees Thielaxu.

Waiting for an AirBNB/wework hybrid competitor named the Spacing Guild.

I have been waiting for a bit over a decade for techbros to decide to start naming their companies after things from Dune and having a moment when they learn those words might have other meanings on Planet Earth.

It's only “DEI” if it comes from liberal coastal cities. Otherwise it's just sparkling white supremacy.

Religion must remain an outlet for people who say to themselves, 'I am not the kind of person I want to be.'

Often there is no need to tear off the arm to remove a splinter

Let's get that spice #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday

JUST LET HIM DIE

Don't forget to budget for thousands upon thousands of Duncans! Gotta keep your new God Emperor entertained

Adopt don't shop.

Moneo Atreides cries out to his God Emperor and Lord as he plummets to his death in the Idaho River (13,728 A.G., colourized)

You're... just an older model.

I got to hold a 1E1P collection of the original Lord of the Rings trilogy books while setting up a display one time which was cool and as a California history buff I also got to accession a vial of the first oil drawn from the first well in the state into our collection which ruled.

We will never forgive and we will never forget

Those who would repeat the past must control the teaching of history.

"But Kirk, the real genius of Muad'Dib's strategy was that he knew, and Shaddam IV didn't, that the Atreides family atomics were ready to make a new path to Arrakeen. When Stilgar and the Fedaykin appeared astride Makers in the new gap, the Battle for Arrakeen was all but over. Arrakis was Fremen."

When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way.

Trust me bro, I'm good now.

remember the (in)famous Star Wars xmas special? what do you all think a Dune xmas special would include? (the more cringe the better 😅)

2026 mood

Giving real God Emperor Leto II Atreides "Do not fear the Ixians. They can make the machines, but they can no longer make arafel. I know. I was there." vibes.

My partner wants to watch both Wicked movies but I don't want to (not because I don't think I'd enjoy it but because I've seen Wicked like 5 times and honestly I just don't need to see it again). So I get five hours of screentime for my choice and obviously it's 1984 Dune on loop until time is up.

For the record, it is also incompatible with Worm-God Despotism a.k.a. The Golden Path

Grinch

Muad'Dudes, today's the day #dune #memes #dunesky #sietchposting #wednesday

once you buy, they have to keep sending you new Duncans at random intervals

Not an actual set but if we all ✨manifest✨ maybe it can be. 🙏🏻🪱👑🛒

Okay. The people have spoken. For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text). Let the games begin.