After 12 months of family deaths, chronic illness, and general ennui, I got to make the gayest video ever and had the BEST time. Little sapphic freaks to the front, this one's for you babes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxzg...

I for sure got this fun song recommended to me cus I keep watching YouTube shorts of Pretty Gay with Catherine McCafferty. Also letsgolesbians.gif and make sure to have the CC on. youtu.be/wxzgKRU0u2M?...

closed captioning done right

Today is a perfect opportunity to confess your crush just to test the waters #aprilfools

Yes. What's good about the Booker grandstand isn't the immediate procedural impact, it's that it is breaking the seal on an obstructionist tactic they should have been using from the start. These guys are little babies and this is a first little wobble practice step

"Hi Senator I am a voter in [your home zip code] and I saw what Sen. Booker did for others and I want that for me. Good day". A phone call like this is worth 10,000 quote posts.

Your favorite Enby turned Amateur DJ is playing some 80s HITS on TWITCH! Join me in FIVE MINUTES! #transdayofvisibility www.twitch.tv/djgirlishfig...

Live on Twitch now playing some 80s bangers www.twitch.tv/djgirlishfig... #80smusic #lesbian #DJ #80s

that's bae

Just signed up for Deezer Premium 💅🏻

LET’S GO CALIFORNIA!!

Me: Hi! I’d like to inquire about your rental rates? My birthday is in August and I think this space would be perfect. Employee: this is the lighting section of a Home Depot

Favorite Pretenders song. Hands down.

Economic blackout on friday. Dont forget to log off. Time = Money.

mood

if the Bermuda Triangle was a lil more west

I know she wants me #pokemon #pokemongo

Imagine wanting your “pride” to be associated with bathroom signage. These people are DENSE.

So far, 2025 has felt like a year where I've stalled in neutral, but I'm getting out of that mindset. Instead, I'm seeing this time of pause as hibernation. So I can kick the doors down when I'm good and rested.

Just binged both seasons of Interview With The Vampire and for the first time since watching True Blood, I'm reminded that my sexuality seems to be all women and toxic sexually fluid male vampires.

how’s everyone doing over here? enjoy some bts photos of doris day and allyn mclerie recording their duet for the film calamity jane (1953)

I NEED TO TALK TO @shadupjoe.bsky.social RIGHT NOW

Straight replies: Dude is just trying to off himself at this point Gay replies: 8 Mission Impossibles and I can't even get a second season of a lesbian television program

Having the kind of day (see: year) where my portion of cake for dessert was larger than my portion of pasta for dinner.

Trad husband to wife: Babe, where's my sandwich A lesbian to their wife: Goddess. How does a sandwich with the mustard you liked from when we were in Germany, the pickled onions from our garden, and homemade gluten free bread sound? I'd also love to go down on you first (if that's ok with you).

I am reminded Johnny Cash covered Depeche Mode. Which makes all the genre siloing people get up to in their tastes, their rejections of other genres as unworthy, so contrary to the musicians they favor. Like, imagine that moment where Johnny Cash is listening to Depeche Mode. How amazing is that??

Life is beating the crap outta me. Beloved cat died last week. My other feline baby got a diagnosis of Leukemia yesterday. He possibly also has kidney disease and or cancer. But what did The Clash say? I've been beat up, I've been thrown out, but I'm not down. Share the songs that give you strength!

They're never allowed to tell a 25-year-old woman she's too old to sign ever again

actually, i prefer chappelllor over taychappell the three l‘s are special to me

I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

Recording a song while Beyoncé (finally!!) wins AOTY. Hoping this makes for a good omen!

Kam was a dancer for Chappell’s Grammy performance

The faint of heart fear their likes being public so naturally I like and repost

“I know there’s some black girl, so many black women watching me right now. And I wanna tell you, you can do it. Anything is possible. Don’t allow anybody to project any stereotypes on you” — Doechii accepting her first #GRAMMYs  award.

Got an answer to a question that I had been wondering about for sometime. Not the answer I wanted, but now the world feels bright and open with possibility.

So tired of Democrats bringing Bazooka bubble gum to a gun fight

Aztec Camera New Order ABC Love & Rockets INXS Split Enz Eurythmics (80s bands Edish)

This is a sapphic couple with their son at the principal’s office

When the clouds open in LA, there's gonna be TWO HITS The rain hitting the ground and Hilary Duff's "Come Clean" blasting from every dwelling

Eve 6 does sound like a combination of the name of a lesbian and the number of days it takes for her to U-Haul so this tracks

The world has been such a shit show that I forgot that the Grammys were happening NEXT WEEK

Her: “let’s not beat around the bush shall we?” Me, a lesbian gardener: aw man

Hear me out…let’s go live with Kate Bush.

Thank you so much for supporting the record, Brandi Lynn! Honored to be added to your record collection. 💊

stage door (1937) jean x linda 💞

Late night Nazi hunting stream... for reasons twitch.tv/linktothepabst

I urge you to step away from the apps today. Instead, do what brings you joy — read a book, watch your favorite film franchise, go for a walk around your neighborhood, play your favorite video game, make art, call your best friend. Joy is the lifeblood of survival. Fill up that cup.

How am I going to be spending Inauguration Day? Finishing this Bowie and Prince adjacent sapphic jam about topping