Keeping the energy up as much as I can with this heavy hitter music.youtube.com/watch?v=b2J5...

I am now a person who uses ankle weights at the gym sometimes - the anger-fueled workout era continues a pace

Read this websiittteeeee

The neon photocopied currency at work for doing some of the 'health habits' stuff is very dated and very charming. Maybe I have enough to turn in for one resistance band

dialed.gg I stink at dark mauve-y shades, mostly bc I can't seem to figure out how to manipulate the sliders to get there. But p good with everything else!

I just heard a Two Guys Talking podcast say, within the same 3 min, that 'AI is going to take jobs and we just have to be okay with that, it's the future' and 'I think AI platforms will somehow figure out some way to solve the entry level unemployment crisis that's upcoming' zero specifics FFS

The Raw Signal Group weekly newsletter is not ~really~ intended for the kind of work I do, but boy do I enjoy reading it. mailchi.mp/rawsignal/ge...

I don't participate in Ash Wednesday but I really enjoy seeing it. If you don't know what it is, it must be quite confusing to see a guy in a full suit & tie on the way to a meeting with a big smudge on his face. Humans be humaning

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

more folks need to listen to this whole interview

Happy Ramadan-Mardi Gras-Lunar New Year to the billions who celebrate What else is happening Feb 17, dang

For the evening crowd Tap/click around on the herd once your horse is released to the world

if you co-habitate: 1 dirty laundry bin per person for their personal clothes, + 1 bin for linens/towels. Anyone can wash the linens. Each person is responsible for their own personal laundry bin. Zero chance of strife from ruining others' clothes, or resentment from not doing laundry often enough

please draw your own little horse and watch to go!! gradient.horse

The most recent episode from @404media.co should be required listening youtu.be/QH654YPxvEE?...

with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭

i can’t stop laughing

Flaprug/Rugjack is finally complete

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

I've named this current pants sewing project Columbo pants. There's always one more thing to unpick or resew or adjust. Will it ever end. Just one more thing

Work laptop has random daily wallpaper (the one and only thing windows hasn't trashed yet). Every time I minimize excel, this little guy is like, HEY

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

on a two-day streak of finding lost items today, it was a wallet in the middle of the street before it was run over by oncoming traffic. Tracked down the owner!

At literally no point in this headline was it possible to predict the next word, 10/10 work

Been using this blocklist for awhile now and it's wonderful. A return to a better internet. Highly recommended.

Appears a porch pirate down the block opted to ditch the box of 2 doz Blueys in our yard I have attempted to contact the owner of said Blueys

two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us

When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".

they're having to replace some very old plumbing in the office walls. The supervisor was overjoyed to find a paper inspection tag around the corroded drain they're replacing. Dated 1969! He presented it to me like a precious gift

Hand drawn world map with countries replaced with animals placed in their habitats Artist: Anton Thomas

messaging my dr to figure out if I should get an immunity test for measles vs a booster, bc there are known cases in town running out of ways to say I am angry

very thankful to be hiring – threading the 3 positions we've currently got open! RTs always appreciated~ www.fangamer.com/pages/jobs

Using AI on Notepad is like … I don’t know, carpeting the room your water heater is in. You do not need to do it, and all you do is create more opportunities for something bad to happen.

i learned the call for the folks at the superbowl included: 5'7", athletic build. I can also only assume, 'would be elated to embody a walking clump of tall grass'. This was made for me, and i missed it yall

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

This year, the U.S. Olympic curling teams are represented by: • a personal injury lawyer • an environmental scientist • a civil design engineer • a pharmacist • a lab technician • a dentist • a cellist who graduated from the Cleveland Institute of Music That's what makes America great.

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

i have run out of words to express my different flavors of anger

tfw you're putting on an old jumpsuit and maybe hear a bunch of popped stitches(??!), but can't see any visible tears so you gamble and leave the house

you are telling me Ricky Martin and Kid Rock are the same age y e e s h

Age verification? I'll be paying with Pepsi Points

Acquired some toasted marshmallow looking 100% merino 🧶

Legend has it that, in a distant land far across the sea, a great cross-continental competition features songs in nineteen languages, cultural celebrations and even, they whisper, queer performances. Don't worry, I say to my MAGA children as I tuck them in, Eurovision isn't real. It can't hurt you.

it’s a good thing we don’t have socialized healthcare because otherwise we might have to endure untenable wait times for basic care. anyway the annual checkup I scheduled last July to take place in March has just been rescheduled to May

listen. I did point and say "RICKY!", but I'm only ready for no-line bifocals. I'm spry

This week's #WeeklyTshirt is "The Original Twenty-Sided Diner" This is a long dormant roll & write prototype of mine. Clearly I had more fun coming up with the aesthetics of fantasy diner. 😂 I imagine this is the shirt that the staff wears while at work. danielsolis.threadless.com/designs/20-s...

Everyone wish a belated hbd to Daniel!! Draw him a goblin, if you're so inclined. Goblin doesn't necessarily require a torso, as you can see by my example