Charlie stole my lighter. :< #cat #pet #kitty

The President of the United States is willing to see children go hungry to make a political point. Despicable.

To our nation’s Veterans and their families: Thank you.  Thank you for answering the call to serve and for the sacrifices you have made in the name of freedom and safety for all Americans.

Well alrighty then

my friend had to take a meeting outside right after we ordered food, and now the food is here and she’s still gone and it looks like I’m a widow who laid out a plate of food for her late husband

I remember one time I told Justin Timberlake that I couldn't cry him a river as rivers contain freshwater and our tears have salt in them and then I was tazed half to death by Joey Fatone

I get tired of cosplaying as a normal person sometimes X_X

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

My face 90% of the time.

One of these is not the same

Orange #cat #kitty

Beautiful boy #cat #kitty

Happy Father’s Day, dad! Glad we were able to hangout! #fathersday #deaddadclub

Gentlebun

Leg #cat #kitty

Chonky #cat #kitty

Baby #cat #kitty

Spot stealer #2 #cat #kitty #pet

This is the face of a spot stealer. #cat #kitty #pet

Majestic✨ #cat #kitty #majestic

From Cats, written and illustrated by Wilfred S. Bronson, 1950.

I showed you my catnip, plz respond. #cat #kitty

Me: I don’t want any drama. Also me:

I want big booty no currency in my Fortnite and I want him nooooow! (No hate to Miss Carpenter, she’s beautiful. 🥰)

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

They were very polite. #deer #wildlife #cute #funny

The good spot #cat #kitty

Gen Z and Millennials: In ten years when we’re still without a cure and you’re caring for your parents, remember what he did.

An eBay seller I’ve bought many cat photos from included this wonderful bonus in my last package. It’s a set of eight pics that were clearly some poor soul’s attempt at capturing a litter of kittens on film!

Window time. #cat #kitty

Guys! Did you know i can crochet? I almost forgot! Ive been making backpack harnesses for suit heads. Message me here or on telegram if you’re interested in one! They are $30 plus shipping #fursale

That's overkill.

They want to erase the heroic deeds of Black Americans, women, people of color and LGBTQ individuals.

Lic #cat #kitty

Blep #cat #kitty

making bean soup: Some random guy peeks through the kitchen window "What if I don't like beans?"