Forcefem

getting older and getting fatter and getting gayer is good for you

the smell of hot vinyl and hair dye and bong water fills the air

should i post my boobs on the app

cocteau twins were so right because you really do have to choose between heaven or las vegas. heaven is not in las vegas nor is it anywhere near it

some days you walk outside and it smells like poop shit city and you still gotta go to work. whole county smells like a burnt out candle.

all news headlines are like “donald trump wore a turtleneck. here’s what this means for the connecticut housing market.”

come on man.

the kids nowadays love cigarettes again

i fucking love stop making sense

i want a. big bowl mashed potatoes

venting to the butch bartender about gas station weed prices these days

this is gonna come again shortly

falling for a moot whoring out on main is cheese to a mouse

rubbing that liberals tummy and calling it good pup

plural systems are kind of like octopuses because they have multiple hearts that you can break

me at work

The Blue Jays loss last night was all a diversion to make you forget about the Epstein Files, don't lose focus

i’m so grunk right meow

i’m think i’m agp moe

don’t have a halloween costume so i’m just gonna show up to my friends house as a boy and be like “haha trick or treat”

my month of bicuriosity has led me into such a harsh stage of lezzing out that i dont even know how to talk to boys or cis women anymore. the only time i am free is when the girl who bites people locks eyes with me

i know like 5 girls with cow outfits to some degree and i think im the only one thats a cow

six way frotting course meal

juggling a lot of balls at the moment

i think all of my friends who are girls want me maybe

pizza slice size difference

i can hear my upstairs neighbors music so clearly i can shazam it

59. gup

mousegirl infestation. just saw one skitter across the floor and try and eat all my trash. i need to get a cat girl to take care of all these creatures.

had to buy a new mouse for computer but the mousegirls in the audience should get Scared.

Many oomfs would fold

will among us affect the aconomy in 2025

does alcohol suppoisted to make you feel liek yuo should be punched in the stumach

eating a bagel with lox is basically gulping her semisoft penis (in terms of pleasure)

10 PM in the apartment: car seat headrest: blasting weed: snoking arbys: doordashed

does alcohol supposed to make your boobs hurt

we got charlie kirk shot in the neck before gta 6

oh my god hes fucking DEAD

his neck just did that

finally. i have picked up a guitar and played it even

loooooveee is a dooooogg frooommmm.... Hellll....

i love my guitar

thinking about the time i saw someome walk into my job wearing a title fight shirt and i didn't get to ask about it is it over for me (missed social connection)

12 dollars is the new 3 or 4 dollars

everything bagel so salty taste like PRETZEL

if i have more than two sandwiches a week i start feeling DYSPHORIC

feels like shit just wants her back