I am SO ready for the next two weeks off, fucking knackered.

Always depressing when Monzo pops up asking if I want to split a bill when it’s just for me. Yes, I spent £53 at an all-you-can-eat meat place tonight Monzo, leave me be!!

Tried to say good morning to someone and ended up just croaking 😬

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Some people have walked out because “the show isn’t as good as last year” and now as the intermission is about to end, a fight’s broke out and the whole audience is watching. This is brilliant.

Off to see a Scouse Christmas Carol tonight. Hoping to understand about 75% of the references after dating a Scouser for 4 years.

Not to be dramatic but I just paid £18.70 for 11 stamps. EIGHTEEN GREAT BRITISH POUNDS. For ELEVEN stamps. Robbing Royal Mail BASTARDS.

Gonna try listening to classical music, see if it makes me any better at decision making 😫

Watched the new Knives Out film tonight and I think the answer to the question is yes, I *would* sit on Josh O’Connor’s face.

The Pokemon DLC is just confirming what an abysmal mother Diantha is.

We’re almost there! (I finish work for Christmas on Friday)

Got a side quest to name a road in the new Pokemon game. There was only one option.

actually all of my systems are nervous

That 5:45 alarm is REAAAAALLY hitting me right now.

The skills and creativity @krismcgee.bsky.social has at planning games is exceptional. I came first in blind snowman, but surprisingly came last in Pussy Hole 😂

@matthewllthomas.bsky.social really was the hostess with the mostest today ❤️🎄

Haven’t had more than 3 hours sleep without waking up with a dry mouth the last week. Starting to think there’s something wrong with me 😭

Looking forward to some of the Christmas party games I’ve planned for tomorrow with some truly fantastic names, including Blind Snowman, Pussy Hole, Christmas Blowie and Feeling Horny.

Braving big Asda for a Christmas shop this morning, wish me luck 🤞🏻

When it’s payday and I can actually afford Lurpak instead of Aldi’s knock-off version:

I am so sleepy. Perhaps the sleepiest person alive.

When getting my McDonald’s breakfast, my hand accidentally brushed against the server’s hand so now I’ll be overthinking how weird it was for the next 5 years.

Proof I do dress up smart for work sometimes!

Playing the new Pokemon DLC and (slight spoilers ahead) - the first battle being over who gets the last bit of butter? Why is there NO other butter in all of Lumiose City? What sort of supply and demand nightmare is this?!

The grind to get Mega Floette in Legends ZA is SOOOOOO BOOOOOORING.

Storm Bram can fuck off.

Maybe I’m just dense but I didn’t realise Gracie Abrams is JJ Abrams daughter.

At a live-play D&D event with drag queens. Let the chaos commence.

Takeaway ordered now I’m finally well enough to eat.

All I’ve done today is nap and vomit. Think I overdid it on the birthday celebrations 😭🙈

Canada’s Drag Race having a Carly Rae Jepsen lip sync song - Brooke Lynn wanted me to have a great birthday 😌

Man in gym shorts and the thinnest jacket in 6 degree (-1 real feel) weather shouting “I’m so fucking cold.” I wonder why? 🧐

Seeing Eurovision fall apart is awful, having grown up with it, years of enjoyment, a shared cultural experience across so many countries. Last year was difficult to watch. Israel have committed genocide and have used the contest to rub Europe's face in it. I'm not sure how this can be fixed now.

I should not be awake this early on my day off 😭

Really need to learn to take a compliment. Had lots of colleagues praising me today but my gut response is just to deflect or refuse to accept praise I don’t feel I’ve actually earned 😭😭😭

I didn’t think @gallycab.bsky.social could top themselves after their show in September, but this panto is EXCELLENT (and we’ve still got the second act to come)!

Burger King’s Christmas marketing is “Unwrap a Big King” which feels like there wasn’t a gay on the team to stop this.

12 years since I came out as gay (and attention seeking).

Extremely embarrassing watching the producers ask the season 18 queens “Will you do your big one this season?” What does that even MEAN?! #DragRace

£20 on fudge from the markets. This better be the best fudge I’ve ever had.

It’s Kriiiiiiiiiiiiistmas! 🎅🏻

Nearly £14 for a sausage, pasty and drink from the evil Pasty Shop in Euston station. Daylight robbery.

Need your top tips on how to shake a cold ASAP. I’ve got too much on this week to be ill.

Apparently e-skateboards and hoverboards aren’t allowed on this train, but I wasn’t aware these were things that existed outside of sci-fi?

It’s my birthday next Saturday, I hope you’ve all bought me something nice.

Got the Alexa playing Christmas music, we’re finally embracing the festive season!

Morning all - haven’t had much sleep (self inflicted so no sympathy) 😭😭😭

Iya.

They’re desperately trying to make me believe Bones has had a perfect run after bottoming twice this competition? 🤔 #DragRaceUK

How bad were the other audition tapes that some of these made it? Cringing so bad here. #DragRaceUK