I am so bored of “original tracks” at a Talent Show #DragRaceUK

I can’t believe that I had to find out through my silly D&D show @dimension20.bsky.social that Americans don’t play Pass the Parcel?!

Absolutely devastated our Short King is gone. He deserves the world and should have been in the final #GBBO

I’m always SO hungry watching Bake Off, why do I do this to myself? #GBBO

I know it’s allegedly lucky if a bird shits on you - one just sat about 10cm away from me at the train station, so what does that mean?

Right, that’s my morning social media chainmail caught up with. Now to spend my day watching food being photographed.

6’2” (187cm) and size 12 feet My dad once told eleven year old me that I would need to buy clown shoes if my feet got any bigger and I cried in Clark’s.

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

“I love sitting on the floor, it’s one of my favourite things.” Oh Farida, never change. #BBUK

They should have given them 12 eyes so they would fight over who gets the extra one. That’s what I would do. #BBUK

Is this a safe place to say I only understand about 10% of what Jenny says? #BBUK

We all need to promise that we’re gonna vote to save Farida at every opportunity - she needs to make it to the final. #BBUK

The absolutely insanity is sending me. Imagine running up to a bunch of psychic hieroglyphic letters and demanding they show their genitalia to confirm if they’re male or female.

Not feeling too fresh today 🫣

Having my favourite kind of day out today - first up, IKEA, then B&M and then a food shop at the big Asda.

The way this could have been a fantastic celebration of the 25th anniversary - with a proper secret house with first outs from both C4 and C5’s series. Instead, what we got was a hot fucking mess and terribly handled by ITV. #BBUK

Repost with your favorite Halloween costume It’s too hard to pick - have a couple of them from the last few years:

i’d call people a cunt if they voted me out

"A fantastic faithful" #CelebrityTraitors

“If Kate doesn’t come into breakfast people are just gonna think she’s walked into a broom cupboard.” Brutal and so true I yelped. #CelebrityTraitors

I feel like the Joes need a podcast together. #CelebrityTraitors

Did… did the judges watch the same lip sync I did? #DragRaceUK

RuPaul looks like an eccentric gym teacher #DragRaceUK

I’ve decided to imagine Taunie from Pokemon Legends ZA to have an Irish accent.

It’s her day 🍃 #PokemonLegendsZA

Reasons why today is a good day: - Me and @krismcgee.bsky.social have been together for four years today! - Pokémon Legends Z-A - Also we're getting a takeaway

About to be an absolute PIG with the Premier Inn Breakfast buffet.

As Tom is my arch nemesis, I hope they killed him #CelebrityTraitors

I’m in London today (Insert Coronation Street LONDON?! video here)

“So we don’t face the same issues because we’re white and privileged?” YES CAROLINE. Jesus Christ, she’s so close to understanding. #BBUK

Nah man, I can’t do two weeks of Caroline being this deliberately ignorant #BBUK

Everyone, say hi to Mitch, my new BG3 character. He’s a Himbo Fighter.

Day 2 of being back at work after a week off, and I’m already on the 5:50 alarms 😭

Nancy would have been 7 when “Sexy Bitch” by David Guetta came out. She would have been 2 when “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls came out. I can’t believe this was basically the music of her childhood, when I was enjoying these at Uni 💀 #BBUK

Not sure how many more Mr Vegas adverts I can handle #BBUK

When will Big Brother *actually* punish housemates for breaking rules and just put them up for eviction, instead of these pitiful punishments? #BBUK

The Wolfpack is the cringiest secondary school nonsense I’ve ever heard #BBUK

Does anyone else’s family do this? I’m trying to organise Christmas presents and they all do the same “don’t get me anything”, but we both know full well that they would go mad if they didn’t get presents from me. So bored of this back and forth dance!

Said I would only be 5 minutes while @alexlduffy.bsky.social went to get into bed - and then accidentally spent an hour customising armour and weapons on Baldur’s Gate 💀

“I’m not here to cause a divide” says Cameron B as he tries to cause a divide #BBUK

I think I would absolutely lose my mind if I was the one constantly cleaning or cooking while everyone else sat around. #BBUK

#DragRaceUK has never really released a Girl Group song that’s been as memorable as “UK Hun?” have they? Like why won’t they let the queens do stupid camp comedy songs instead of treating this so seriously?

Just catching up and I’m absolutely devastated that Paloma went first 😭 I wanted her to go far #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

Fuck me, it’s cold in England 🥶

Devastates that Barcelona Airport’s McDonald’s doesn’t have hash browns 😭

A man has got on the Metro and started rapping with a microphone and his own backing track.

Realised my holiday is nearly over 😭

Washed my feet twice and had a full body shower and I *still* feel like there’s sand everywhere. Easily my least favourite thing about beaches!

Seems like every gay in the world is at Lady Gaga tonight. Got that Homo FOMO.

Coke from a glass bottle is honestly so superior to any other form of coke.