just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?

The male urge to write esoteric runes in the dirt foretelling the downfall of your rival house

Gonna try to start streaming again soon. My entire gaming rig exploded, metaphorically, but I'll attempt a repair in the next couple of days

Little did I know, I was using a gobstopper in the marble run that is my life

Chat, what if we just chilled for a second

The fact that Oreo is still making iterations on the same cookie after 100+ years PROVES that we haven't fully mastered anything in tech and I will not elaborate on that

Right wingers will say shit like "we gotta end WOKE" and the woke is just a black dude in a febreeze commercial Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.

It's crazy what you can do with just grit, will power, determination, positive self talk, and 8000 wasps

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

I'm hearing "political violence has no place in America" from people who were more than OK with what happened on Jan 6, 2021.

People are happy that a man who preached violence against women & children is dead. That seems like a perfectly normal reaction.

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

Sharpen your pitchforks, folks.

like 70% of the worst evil being perpetrated in the world right now is caused by rich men trying to avoid death. this is their underlying hope for AI, and genetic engineering. if true immortality ever existed we would have a moral responsibility to murder the inventors and bomb their labs.

Is everything hot and sweaty forever

Me staring at the present wrapped in the exact shape of a pair gorilla swear word socks from TJ Maxx: "god I hope this is an Xbox"

She frosting on my flake till I uhhhh wait wait I got this she FROSTING on my flake till I uhh till I uhhhh she FROSTED FLAKE ON MY cereal till uhhhhh she uhhhh wait wait wait uh she frost-she FROSTed flake - she uh wait wait wait in thinking she she she wait I got this she flake on my frosted til i

It’s times like this I wish hell was real, and very very hot.

I’ve been saying this for literally years

Only thing they need here is a parking garage and a Walmart super center

Anyone else shocked?

If something can be destroyed by the truth, then it deserves to be destroyed.

looking back on it, Rob Zombie's music adequately prepared me for the amount of ditches I'd have to dig as an adult (dozens) but over prepared me for the number of witches I'd need to burn (less than 3)

I don’t care who is on it, Republican, Democrat, royalty, whomever. Release it and give the world and the victims the justice they deserve.

NEW GAME SHOW IDEA PUTTING OLD PEOPLE ON GO KARTS LIKE DOUBLE DASH AND SENDING THEM INTO THE ARENA

the great mistake we made after WW2 was letting way way too many Nazi party members live.

On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried. Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.

Dems can't be real. They had ONE dude successfully run on "maybe buses should be free and maybe people should be able to afford rent" and they IMMEDIATELY went "maybe we don't hate trans people enough"

Lads and ladies, it is a TAD warm out (91° & 80° humidity) Maybe we should kindly ask the billionaires to solve climate change, post haste

"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"

Really makes you think….

*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house* NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE

Something about this has always felt haunting, and the news of the day has got me thinking about it again.

The one goddamn time I take a nap we accidentally WW3

Good morning and I hope all your enemies have no wheat for the winter and their bronze sword business falls to ruin at the Pharaoh's hand

Hey if the most powerful man in the world could stop threatening to collapse America for 5 minutes I would appreciate it.

Seems like a great idea.

This is punk as hell and I’m here for it.

Modded Skyrim is the name of the game, and you’d be foolish to miss out on the silliness that awaits.

Go watch my best buddy prep for what will undoubtedly be a hysterical modded Skyrim run. And if you have any mod suggestions, throw them out there.

folks again unless you have no other choice do not get in a helicopter for any goddamn reason

Good thing no one likes coffee…

Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble. For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity. What will you do?

if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart