Officer I pwomise, the arson was a prank and the man over there nearly on fire, the reincarnated Ghengis Khan, knows the backstory to make it funny. Can I get a warning please?

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

Ah yes the famous movie actor, once married to Angelina Jolie, Brad Poop

Absolutely horrific…why do I have the feeling this is only going to get worse and worse from here… #Minneapolis #ICE

Everything THEY post is drivelslop. Everything I post is divinely inspired.

Budget Tactical Guerilla Gear load out: 1. PENETREX 2. VASELINE 3. CHAPSTICK 4. A SLING SHOT 5. ONE BULLET ( IT CURVES) 5 - 2. BACKUP PENETREX

@iwriteok.bsky.social well, it’s official, the war is over. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar...

I feel so energized for this new year

there's just something so bleak about the fact that the seemingly apolitical murder of two elderly people by their profoundly ill son becomes a political football before the bodies are even cold

the city of Reno could bring in a lot of tourism if they made it legal to commit up to one murder in homage to Johnny Cash

THE WICKED LITTLE HELLION IS DEAD WAR IS OVER STANDARD IS (not really) SAVEE magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

Thank you Dems for not only doing nothing with the shut down, but also caving at the least opportune time so that it was all for nothing. Just Art of the Deal right there.

today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force. RIP to the Eddie Fitz

I need you to just be whelmed for once, none of this over under stuff

Soothe your child to sleep with a YouTube spirit Halloween animatronic compilation

DICK CHENEY'S FUCKING DEAD

Oh thank god

You can lead a pig to mud but you CANT make him eat the suspiciously person shaped meat bits scattered throughout the feeding trough, am I right fellas??

just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?

The male urge to write esoteric runes in the dirt foretelling the downfall of your rival house

Gonna try to start streaming again soon. My entire gaming rig exploded, metaphorically, but I'll attempt a repair in the next couple of days

Little did I know, I was using a gobstopper in the marble run that is my life

Chat, what if we just chilled for a second

The fact that Oreo is still making iterations on the same cookie after 100+ years PROVES that we haven't fully mastered anything in tech and I will not elaborate on that

Right wingers will say shit like "we gotta end WOKE" and the woke is just a black dude in a febreeze commercial Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.

It's crazy what you can do with just grit, will power, determination, positive self talk, and 8000 wasps

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

I'm hearing "political violence has no place in America" from people who were more than OK with what happened on Jan 6, 2021.

People are happy that a man who preached violence against women & children is dead. That seems like a perfectly normal reaction.

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

Sharpen your pitchforks, folks.

like 70% of the worst evil being perpetrated in the world right now is caused by rich men trying to avoid death. this is their underlying hope for AI, and genetic engineering. if true immortality ever existed we would have a moral responsibility to murder the inventors and bomb their labs.

Is everything hot and sweaty forever

Me staring at the present wrapped in the exact shape of a pair gorilla swear word socks from TJ Maxx: "god I hope this is an Xbox"

She frosting on my flake till I uhhhh wait wait I got this she FROSTING on my flake till I uhh till I uhhhh she FROSTED FLAKE ON MY cereal till uhhhhh she uhhhh wait wait wait uh she frost-she FROSTed flake - she uh wait wait wait in thinking she she she wait I got this she flake on my frosted til i

It’s times like this I wish hell was real, and very very hot.

I’ve been saying this for literally years

Only thing they need here is a parking garage and a Walmart super center

Anyone else shocked?

If something can be destroyed by the truth, then it deserves to be destroyed.

looking back on it, Rob Zombie's music adequately prepared me for the amount of ditches I'd have to dig as an adult (dozens) but over prepared me for the number of witches I'd need to burn (less than 3)

I don’t care who is on it, Republican, Democrat, royalty, whomever. Release it and give the world and the victims the justice they deserve.

NEW GAME SHOW IDEA PUTTING OLD PEOPLE ON GO KARTS LIKE DOUBLE DASH AND SENDING THEM INTO THE ARENA