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Don’t think too much. He/him
Dude at stooges just said “shook in my boots” but pronounced them the same.
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Read what you want. Been sayin it for years. People say they don’t like reading because all they’ve read in their lives is what their teachers told them to read. Find something that interests you and read it
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4 days ago
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LOVE THY FUKKIN NEIGHBOR
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4 days ago
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“The one small garden of a free gardener was all his need and due, not a garden swollen to a realm; his own hands to use, not the hands of others to command."
7 days ago
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Final counts on the day: • 262 reservations • 41 milfs • 4 gilfs
14 days ago
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Balls deep in the inaugural stooges pong tournament
16 days ago
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Dude in the orchestra is playing the longest trombone I’ve ever seen
17 days ago
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Rewatching Empire and I love how on-the-ground Vader is as a leader
18 days ago
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A female bartender flirting with college boys is the same as a male bartender flirting with older ladies. Just say what they want with a smile and they’ll be eating out of your fukkin hand
18 days ago
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Not funny bro my mom is named L-a.
18 days ago
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Hey FBI if “86” is a threat then this is also a threat
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24 days ago
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Calvin And Hobbes levels of paneling here
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about 1 month ago
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Just saw a dq commercial that said buy one blizzard get a second for 99¢. Blizzards should already cost 99¢.
about 1 month ago
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Sharpshooter confirmed at the inaugural Twin Lakes Karaoke
about 1 month ago
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Spice Girls/Choking Victim shirt got a call out at the dispensary
about 1 month ago
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I miss the snow
about 1 month ago
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Beat the best team in the league and they are BIG MAD about it
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
My most uncharitable belief is that if you're chronically late to things, you're just a bad person. And I mean I don't think it's possible to routinely be late to events/work/appointments *unless* you're just a selfish person with no concern for anyone else.
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Goddam DBS: Broly is so good. 20 minutes of build up followed by a 80 minute long pedal to the metal fight for the rest of the movie
about 1 month ago
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RIP Stooges
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about 1 month ago
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Rose bowl on a Friday night. If only I was 20 years younger. Or 20 years older.
about 1 month ago
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A little sawdust is good for the soul
about 1 month ago
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165, 202, 192. Y’all thought I was playin.
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about 2 months ago
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We back.
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Brendan is drinking a He Looks Like A Giant Insect Wearing Human Clothes, But His Story Checks Out by Ever Grain Brewing Co.
Nice doppelbock for my first day back. He is risen. I haven’t checked in anything in a while, but this name was too good not to share
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about 2 months ago
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This is a 30 Rock headline
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about 2 months ago
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Ut Ur Min Skålle is not on Spotify?
#ThingsWeLostInTheFire
about 2 months ago
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A baseball player going undercover by taking off his hat and sunglasses
about 2 months ago
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Nobody’s perfect
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about 2 months ago
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Holy shit it’s the goddam weinermobile
2 months ago
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Cecil literally just appearing whenever he wants in Invincible will never not be unsettling
2 months ago
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Beetle moses really has a talent for capturing humanity in both faces and body language
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2 months ago
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“I bet you’re sleeping better” Not really! Bout the same! Maybe gotten lazier!
#Day28
2 months ago
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Once I start drinkin again it’s over for every other team in the restaurant bowling league
2 months ago
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Ducked into the bathroom at choir practice that is closed off. It was an emergency. Lord forgive me.
2 months ago
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Just weighed myself for the first time in several years. Just about where I thought it was.
#IStillExist
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Rona slept fine.
swanboy.com
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Rafi
2 months ago
I would follow this zamboni through the gates of hell
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Callum Kerr is killin it as Smoker on OPLA. He is also 3 years younger than me.
2 months ago
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They should change up the starters in Pokémon. Enough grass/water/fire. Gimme bug/poison/normal
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Jemaine Clement would kill it as Hades
3 months ago
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Those sure are words
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3 months ago
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Who was Notre Dame’s bell ringer BEFORE Quasimodo?
3 months ago
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Meanwhile with Lucky Dave I felt like I had to warn my neighbors that there was gonna be a lot of shouting and please ignore it
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3 months ago
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Beautiful day today
3 months ago
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Day 12 they should invent a water that has booze in it.
3 months ago
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Why am I still waking up with a headache?
3 months ago
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Damn, Sig-Sauer, when you’re right, you’re right.
3 months ago
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7 days into no drinking and my bartender friend texted me to tell me she misses me
3 months ago
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My favorite part of this is how much jason and kylie are obviously in love
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Kylie & Jason Kelce compete to find out who is the best curler in the family | FAFO Ep. 3
YouTube video by Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce
https://youtu.be/G90zGu06cd0?si=GZNmycNEh2SNBhZo
3 months ago
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