A baseball player going undercover by taking off his hat and sunglasses

Nobody’s perfect

Holy shit it’s the goddam weinermobile

Cecil literally just appearing whenever he wants in Invincible will never not be unsettling

Beetle moses really has a talent for capturing humanity in both faces and body language

“I bet you’re sleeping better” Not really! Bout the same! Maybe gotten lazier! #Day28

Once I start drinkin again it’s over for every other team in the restaurant bowling league

Ducked into the bathroom at choir practice that is closed off. It was an emergency. Lord forgive me.

Just weighed myself for the first time in several years. Just about where I thought it was. #IStillExist

Rona slept fine. swanboy.com

I would follow this zamboni through the gates of hell

Callum Kerr is killin it as Smoker on OPLA. He is also 3 years younger than me.

They should change up the starters in Pokémon. Enough grass/water/fire. Gimme bug/poison/normal

Jemaine Clement would kill it as Hades

Those sure are words

Who was Notre Dame’s bell ringer BEFORE Quasimodo?

Meanwhile with Lucky Dave I felt like I had to warn my neighbors that there was gonna be a lot of shouting and please ignore it

Beautiful day today

Day 12 they should invent a water that has booze in it.

Why am I still waking up with a headache?

Damn, Sig-Sauer, when you’re right, you’re right.

7 days into no drinking and my bartender friend texted me to tell me she misses me

My favorite part of this is how much jason and kylie are obviously in love youtu.be/G90zGu06cd0?...

Moneyball

“You must understand: these are nobles. They have titles, lands, much to risk.” “And the common man who bleeds on the battlefield, does he risk less?”

I am 99% certain Pat grabbed grapefruits instead of oranges for this sweet and sour sauce. He promises me they’re not. 99% sure I don’t believe him

“Regular wear and tear” according to south whitehall township.

New season of Cien Años de Soledad in august get hyped

The old saying “make sure you have a knife in a gunfight.”

[threateningly] it’s baseball season.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

New muppets is perfect

BURGIN - dashare.zone ADMIN

Just found this guy. Kile’s birthday from back when I was cool youtube.com/watch?v=Ciwx...

32 down, 140 to go

Pat left for work, made it to the end of the block, and got stuck. #SnowDay

Waiting outside in line at the dispo because I’m an idiot who doesn’t plan ahead

How long until it’s your own brother? How long until it’s your son, your mother, your uncle, your grandfather? How long until it’s me? How long until it’s you?

Maybe my fascist trump supporting neighbors ain’t so bad.

“You’re all clear. Should all be flowing good now.” Thanks, Plumber-whose-name-I-should-probably-know-by-now. I’ll see ya in a week and a half.

“Don’t take your grandpa to a Tarantino film” Honey, your grandpa saw reservoir dogs in theaters

Today was a bad day. For a couple reasons, some small, some very large. I won’t be surprised when I walk out of the tavern and my car is gone/ticketed/exploded.

Walking into work and I just saw two red tailed hawks harass a bald eagle

Develop courage in real time. I like that. Also radicalized in real time. I’m gonna guess she was anti ICE before this, but guess who she hates forever now

“Did you have to pour so much wine?” “If you ever ask me that question again, Patrick, you will not wake up the following morning.”

Had the idea a week or two ago to hang a shelf in our kitchen so today I hung a shelf in the kitchen

Stooges has a tv that has a Baywatch channel? Just constant Baywatch. And now the captions are broken in the most hilarious way.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

Idk about “favorite” per se, but when reading They Thought They Were Free (Milton Mayer) there were several times where I put it down and stared into the middle distance for a minute.