HAPPY SOLSTICE!!

If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.

I'm an adult and that means I can make deviled egg whenever I want and no one can stop me.

Omg everything is so stupid.

My absolute most favorite animal ❤️ #internationalsnowleopardday

Q: “Most hospitals + people who will lose insurance are in rural areas. If Trump & Republicans are so intent on sticking it to their own voters, why not let them?” @aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”

I guess turning 40 was the "get your shit together" moment I needed? But man does it feel good to start getting my shit together. #fuckyeah40

Who exactly is paying for all this vague scaremongering?

The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.

Charlie didn’t care about school shootings. They were “unfortunately worth it.” www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.

8/5/25💡”There's a Temu Hitler in the White House."

It gives me a glimmer of hope to know that so many Americans are getting my book. It may seem silly… but it ain’t. Get it at your favourite bookstore or here: MagnaCata.com

We live in a world where the same people who believe a man built a boat big enough for every animal don't believe in climate science because it’s “unproven.”

When you take a vacation while your constituents are drowning that’s called a Ted Cruise.

Forever

Welcome to the USA of 2025, where condemning genocide is deemed antisemitism and can get you deported, but building concentration camps and calling bankers ‘Shylocks’ doesn’t get condemned by the news media at all.

The anti-immigrant rhetoric during a holiday to celebrate invading new land and genociding its original inhabitants is a special kind of nauseating. I'm not celebrating shit today.

Can’t make this up.

Right now I'm reminded of a cookie fortune I have saved for years: "The only way to have a friend is to be one."

“You smell like a Nazi”

There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand. Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.

How the fuck is a hockey team from Florida in the Stanley Cup final and the Wild can't even get through playoffs

First they illegally deport citizens. Then they unleash ICE to terrorize communities. Now they’ve got the National Guard in L.A. to silence protestors. This ain’t about law and order. This is what authoritarianism looks like.

If I chopped off both my hands I could still count on them the number of times I've had someone tell me that my cisheterosexuality was a sin or abnormal.

For Handmaid’s Tale fans.

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

The best content on the internet is an animal video so freaking cute that you involuntarily vocalize "AWWWWWW" to an audience of no one.

HOW. HOW THE FUCK IS *THIS* REALITY. Dumbest fucking timeline. Bet they have flying cars and world peace and shit in whichever alternate reality elected Al Gore and didn't kill Harambe.

Being an American watching the Canadian and Australian election results this week:

Never forget.

This part

Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

Yeah, so can I like opt out of news stories about the current regime unless it's about something bad happening TO them and not BECAUSE of them? kthxbye

This is a DEI hire, by the way.

I just learned the phrase "your ego is not your amigo" and I love it.

Call me woke, but I believe transgender people are more worthy of defense than a Nazi's cars.

I think I've seen 9 total lunar eclipses and 2 total solar, and it gets to me every time. It's a lot like the overview effect, I think. 🌑 #lunareclipse2025

@schumer.senate.gov If you vote for cloture you are a stain on this country’s history that will never go away. You are willingly passing power to a tyrant in waiting, and you are a disgrace to every oath of office any senator has ever sworn. Your legacy will be one of cowardice and contempt.

Democrats should be chiseling a hard "don't negotiate with terrorists" line into the marble floors of our crumbling institutions. At every level.

On International Women’s Day we honor the past, present, and future contributions of women who make our state stronger.

Reincarnation must be real, this guy came back and is now controlling POTUS like an incontinent marionette.

If you voted for this charlatan, I hope every single thing he does affects you personally, and I mean that in the most negative way possible. If you voted against it, I hope you survive what comes as best you can. If you didn't vote at all, congratulations on helping enable whatever he does.

I don't care how "good" or "not good" The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is considered from a critical POV. It's 2 hours of "funny movie about killing lots of Nazis" and scratches the Inglourious Basterds itch in a way that few movies can. I want more like it.

I needed 3 Rhogam shots when I was pregnant, and it saved my Rh-positive kid's life when I had pre-term bleeding. I don't throw the word hero around much but this man really was one. Rest well, Mr. Harrison. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I'm going to channel this guy when things really go to shit.

Imagine the backlash there would be if a Democrat did this.