Healthy looking.

Lumpy bag of rotten orange potatoes seen leaving White House today, Aug 30. Damn.

Its fucking gross. Release the Epstein files.

The fight of the century. And the American people lose no matter what.

Truly embarrassing that we went from such a high to such a low...

"Mussolini is always right" I hope they both end up the exact same way.

Did you see Donald’s hat? He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe.

Happy Saturday yall!

Is the DEI in the room with us now?

FYI: the fundraising ALL goes to the redistricting effort - not to a Newsom POTUS run. I checked.

You love to see it. Fuck Target. And fuck corporate overlords. They need to remember who they are here to serve.

Eyes on the prize.

Yes, please. Sign me the fuck up for this. Anyone know someone on the Nobel Prize committee?

Another win for justice and the rule of law in NJ. Another loss for Mar A Lago face victim and MAGA cult member Alina Habba. Good. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

Now as worthless as the people who put their names on them. Fitting. The cash grab cult strikes again. And their sad little membership will probably thank them for the privilege. newrepublic.com/post/199367/...

Down at the shore this week, listening to hyper wealthy folks complain that their private beaches arent being replenished by tax dollars. Which is exactly what they voted for. I love it

Bootstrap time folks! Spend smarter, right? Don't take loans you cant repay, right? You voted for this - 75.2% for Trump. I hope you choke on it. www.rawstory.com/trump-utah-f...

Go on JD, you know you want to little buddy. The couch calls to you. Don't deny your true nature.

Fear the sandwich. Cowards.

Gotta love the Scottish spirit. Every country not run by lunatics should be following their lead. Fuck DJT.

Its never a drag queen, is it? The party of projection strikes again. Shocking absolutely no one. Put this man under the jail. Release the Epstein files.

Your daily reminder that if you are MAGA, no one likes or respects you. And you deserve it.

(Its always Republicans) As angry as I am about Trump and hias bullshit, I need Florida (and national) Republicans to feel every day of this term. May everyone reading this have the decade they voted for!

Truer words have rarely been spoken. And what we are experiencing today in America is the direct result of celebrating the worst aspects of who we are. And of placing those with the least character in the most important positions. We need to wake up.

Oh man the face eating leopards are feasting these days. I love the concept of a 'proud conservative'. It lasts only up to the point that the policies they vote for arrive at their front door. Pathetic. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...

The only inaccurate part about this image is the hair. And the Gullible will refuse to see even this. So sayeth the Book of Morons.

It sure as shit doesnt seem like anyone else is having a good time.

Say DT....

To all those who need the education:

Next at 11. Old man wanders around roof of White House. Yells at clouds. www.rawstory.com/trump-white-...

The leopards will continue to feast. The MAGA buffet is open at all hours.

Happy Monday Bluesky. Release the files!

When. Not if. And we've known the truth the whole time. Its time for the GOP to wake the fuck up.

In more news of the stupidly obvious, the obviously stupid are starting to catch on.

Anyone else getting tired of all this winning?

Canceling all your meetings for the day? Someone's getting nervous... Or we are about to see a lot of articles about hand concealer again. Feels like a win either way.

Whatever is in those files must be horrific...

I sincerely hope the pee tape turns out to be real. This said... Release the Epstein files.

Remember...

Kentucky Fried Consequences. Perfection. And personally Ive moved to bourbon from anywhere but Kentucky, so Im doing my part. www.thestreet.com/retail/anoth...

Maybe they should try saying thank you? thedailyadda.com/trump-voter-...

Its fucking embarrassing.

The funny thing about that is...

What a fat, sloppy, lying fuck

This should be a Five Alarm Fire on every G'ddamned media outlet in the world. I very rarely post a link to someone else's newsletter...as I have my own. This, however...is a MUST see. open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

May the force be with all of us. Except the dipshits.

The Onion killing it as usual