Is there a word for telling your armed services you want to 'take care of' your political opponents? None of this is remotely normal.

Well, now Commando's over it's time for bed. BEEP BEEP BEEP

Jump to 50 seconds in and listen to the music they use. Trust me. Your flabber will have never been so gasted.

So he likes 'In The Navy' as well as 'Y.M.C.A.' then?

Watching The Twilight Zone and have discovered that Rod Stirling had a brother called Robert. Rod and Rob, like Molly and Polly from Pigeon Street.

There seems to be no end of blonde idiots determined to sell their soul in allegiance to the rapist paedophile that America's decided to tie its demise to. 250 years? Aw, bless.

It's got what it takes, certainly.

I've only seen one joke succeed in this.

Even Spurs fans don't deserve this sort of abuse from American tourists, ones who apparently don't know that the game in that Worst Witch rip-off isn't real.

One for the oldies: "Me in my Bluesky echo chamber."

Tory party conference is not well enough attended to be a carnival of hatred more of a hate fete.

The protests are on one block. Nothing is burning down. His justification for sending in troops is all based on lies.

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When I'd call a mate back in the 90's, his dad would always pick up and answer "This'd better be good..." or some such. Cockneys, eh?

Who are all those people? Are they still there asleep from the last droner?

Good morning 😊

I'm looking for some new headphones and have no intention of paying £220 for a pair. These are listed as having 'sweat and water resistance' but it seems that might be largely due to being photoshopped in.

This is very accurate.

Channel 4 is showing an old/ good Simpson's episode.

King's Army, eh? They look fearsome in their mismatched jumpers and tracksuits.

Don't think much of their Poundland's Quid Game outfits.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Why do Uber Eats bikers insist on wearing their stupid oversized backpacks in cafes and restaurants? Shouldn't need to worry about my drink going flying as they turn around.

Bad Enoch's final act as she turfs out the last person back to where she came from. Or does it not count if your Nigerian mother came over to the UK to give birth and you didn't return to Britain for 16yrs? What rules we playing here? Her hypocrisy and lack of self awareness is off the scale.

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

Since they're currently headquartered in New York, now would be a great time for the United Nations to do something (and I don't mean relocate). France should demand their statue back or insist it's melted down into a giant ashtray or something.

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

AI at its peak

Weird that the first series of Parks and Recreation is on TV whilst in America they've shut down the real thing. Second time I've watched Aubrey Plaza getting drunk tonight after watching a black Bear earlier.

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Diane Morgan's done a lot of work and rarely, if ever puts a foot wrong. And she's got a cracking voice.

Nice try, Amazon, but you're not tricking me into watching a James Corden film.

Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.

Shaming them seems the only way to go now, although the likes of Farage don't feel it because they're unrepentant spivs.

We've got a cat tree and it's taken three days for the day to take to it. She's not made it to the top (at cooking height, almost) but stretched to bat the fluffy balls up there. Good purchase.

Nobody has anything to fear so long as they're polite about the Glorious Leader, and always have been. The final throes of American democracy are really something. No publisher would consider a novel written like this. It'd be too ridiculous, yet here they [Americans] are. It's far too late now.

This is fascism.

Oh, good! We've another of these joyful weekends!

Dr Alban and who? #TOTP

When he holds open a door for you, he gives you a tip. #TOTP

He's probably right, but because he's referring to a different army.

Diddy got 50 months in prison and they turned him into black Rolf Harris

The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Dir. Irvin Kershner

I've accidentally written Homer's postcard to Marge. No idea how this text problem happened. Weird.

It's a right of passage.

Barely October and they've got the Yewtree up already. #TOTP

It's the Tampax song from Dr Alban. Great song! #TOTP

This was done far better years later, and less cynically. #TOTP youtu.be/hWTFG3J1CP8

XXXL Double denim. Second worst crime in this act. He looks like a rejected Bobby Davro character. #TOTP

"That was Gidea Park. Here are some great songs in the charts. But here's Dollar instead. F U." #TOTP