How rude. That's clearly from the 1991 Commodore Amiga game "Hunter".

😬😬😬😬 This is why I don't go on Facebook a lot...

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

ok water calm down

The final scene of them lording over, munching like John Christopher's tripods seemed a better ending. At least how history's played out.

Listening to the Eggpod and they're talking about The Who and violent bouncers, missing the Tommy lyrics about facially scarred Sally Simpson. Love @quantick.bsky.social of course. A gent, comedy great, author and musical font of knowledge. And that Grace Jones photo...

There must be a writer out there called Camilla Bonhomie who writes eloquently and never flies off the handle.

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

Thought this was Robson Green about to have the first of many joints in the woods, like some ganja based version of Hot Ones.

It's a wonder these people haven't been dragged out onto the lawn for an impromptu trial, but then what are these hallowed 'amendments' really for? Tinpot dictatorship.

Easy today. (Picture's obviously a fake answer but nicely fit.) Minute Cryptic - 5 June, 2026 "Present! Present! Absent!" (7) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (108,573 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Rape Van Winkle. Sorry, but he is one and soon he'll be dead. Then we party.

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Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child

I'm sorry, what? Is this criminal enterprise from America weighing in seemingly in support of that frog-faced opportunist? Utterly irrelevant and overstepping themselves. This interference is the sort of thing that the £5m recipient claimed to be fighting against.

Reading this whilst the telly's on. Totally concur and can't rate him over the book version because they're both monsters.

Oh, very clever, #HouseofGames! A man who takes on various guises for nefarious activities, and Phoenix Buchanan from Paddington 2.

Harry Kane on a Frank Lamppost.

Minute Cryptic - 3 June, 2026 "Loyal members organised in order to form a union?" (5) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (160,745 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

Having an ad break during an Alan B'stard shag entirely defeats the point.

Looks like there's a new caste system and humans are lower class citizens, oddly. Skynet would love this.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What's going on with the pitch at Wembley? I mean the black gashes rather than the subtlety embedded betting adverts. Looks horrendous.

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The best thing is that you can pay to not watch ads, at least until they change to another subscription model. Super Premium +++

All games should have playable demos.

I assume Trump will be watching this, since he has a thing for buff men. He'll be waging an unprofitable and ill advised war on BBC4 next.

Nothing on telly tonight but bloody Corbetts.

Adverts in podcasts cropping uo randomly is never good.

I took Elon Musk's 21 year year old son here and (ha ha ha) he tried to order a Curry, even though they don't give out extra sauce.

I've been asked what my regrets were by venue, and above all must be seeing Jim Howick in McDonald's in Greenwich but being too decrepit to offer him my spare ticket to see Rich Hall at Up The Creek. He was so nice ro the lady cleaning tables that he seemed deserving of a treat. Damn you hangover.

Yeah, we just call him "Harry Kim" to avoid confusion.

As Ford Prefect would affirm, there's only a limited amount of space in Google so they've had to shorten it a bit. What's it say now? "Be evil."

Markwayne? That's the kind of name an idiot would put on a birth certificate.

Dripping in irony and sweat, glued to the sofa watching Some Like It Hot. Whoever decided to broadcast that has an interesting sense of humour.

Real life Ratatouille. 🥹🐀 Vid credit: Filomenasfriends on Instagram

Signor Cornetto: please don't eat me!

Since it's three years since we lost the brilliant Ray Stevenson and petite princess of pop Kylie Minogue's birthday...

"Waco man (left)..."

Like Fat Ronaldo in the 1998 final? "A severe bout of what was thought to be food poisoning ruled him out of the quarter-final ... England went on to lose 3-2. As far-fetched as it may sound, some believed [Gordon Banks], who died in 2019, was poisoned by the CIA" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You can always tell when The Stranglers have been in to return their books.

I made a motorized mouse droid out of LEGO 🐭 So cute!

What...?

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Anyone relying on this must be ppsychotic.

I note that tonight's moon is waxing gibbous, which always sounds to me like the act of depilating a monkey.

Why would detainees have the possibility of a labour strike? Taken against their will on (unavoidable, no pun intended) trumped up charges, made to work and treated like crap? Convicts might be made to work, but detainees? This sounds like something familiar.