This surprising crossover episode was on at lunch but ITV4 didn't show both, but the producers of Magnum tagged on a fake ending which saw him not go to jail and concluded that Jessica Fletcher was barking up the wrong tree and should stick to her novels. Hope MSW did a 'Poochie died' bit as revenge

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Mama Mia

Both of these are comedy characters, but each in a different sense. We'd have heard by now so this latest cold meal (why does he leave burgers out for ages? He really has no taste, sophistication or, well, anything) hasn't done the job we'd all hope. Maybe the next one?

Or...

When Angela Rayner underpaid £40,000 stamp duty on her flat, Richard Tice said it was "morally completely indefensible” and she should immediately resign if she had “any moral decency”. Now we learn he personally made £91,000 in excess payments by failing to pay the tax his company legally owed

I remember this episode! (Doesn't end well...)

"Yes."

This can't be a coincidence. This is all part of the opening scene after the credits.

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I watched a film last night. A terrible film claiming to be a comedy. "2001: A Space Travesty." Few have finished it, and the writers apparently gave up stealing scenes from other films. Anyway, they finished it off with a selection of farts over the end of the closing credits. The future of film...

Tenet's on the telly but it's already halfway through. Oh, well.

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They've missed an N in the middle there. Obvious joke, perhaps.

IT IS HAPPENING, AGAIN.

This week's been like a royal rumble where you've no favourite and just want everyone to be punched in the face or decked with a fold up chair. All the worst people in the world dumping on each other or stabbing them in the back. This POS should be living in a car after what he's done.

Darth Maul getting his own series is fine, and it's not bad, but they should do a Darth Plagueis one. They could call it "It Ain't Half Hoth Muun" maybe.

So that's it, is it? Showing Trump to be unstable and dangerous (which he is, no bonus points) whilst suggesting Vance as a steady, rational diplomat. I suspect Trump's going to die soon (and good riddance) and they're bolstering his replacement's reputation. Vance is a shamelessly perfidious turd.

You'd have thought someone so self interested and in imminent need of a coffin would have more forethought.

The Bunnymen? Yeah, I heard you the first time.

To paraphrase Terry Pratchett "And all those exclamation marks, you notice? [...] A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head"

I wonder if there's a prat in Iran saying these exact words about the USA?

That's a flipping stupid name.

Somersault

Lunchtime so relaxing whilst nothing much is on the telly. Then this came on on U&Drama. This sounds like someone currently playing politics. Hitler didn't drink though. It's amazing how many fascist leaders were teetotallers.

Lawyer: Advice? I'll tell you the same thing I tell all my clients; do *not* dress like Clarence Boddicker from RoboCop. Me:

There's a brilliant film on but, whilst I'd love to watch it, I'm going to have to turn this opportunity down.

Doesn't seem that high.

But everything else he's done they've been fine with. The tide's turning and they're off to cheer lead for the next vile POS the Americans bring in. Transparent and repulsive.

"We agree, Polyphemus. There's no depth to this performance!"

Goiterwang More South Africa, Civil Death Registration, 1953-1967

Fucks Fucks Father Germany, Rhineland, Diocese of Trier, Catholic Church Records, 1543-1958

Ann Asshead Mother England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910

Apt film for this week.

Has politics always been like this, only now we have the lens of social media showing how pathetic these people are? It could be that the deranged, craven and corrupt have just weaselled their way in. What eye-liner here is saying is so obviously untrue. I hope he gets marble-sized kidney stones.

It would seem like a sensible move to not only permanently confiscate all assets belonging to Trump, his children and their children, but ensure that they're impoverished for generations with regular audits of their lifestyles. Do this while he's still self aware enough to see and feel its effects.

That's not the sort of opinion you'd voice about a president wandering around a Russian supermarket. But then US shops tend to be sprawling one storey structures and the fall's less of a worry.

I know that laugh...

Seems a bit odd to put a drink that looks almost identical to all the others with the meal deal drinks and then have it, in a busy shop, disqualify that deal. But then Tesco's Clubcard insists on downloading a new version before you use it, even if that update lists discounts that expired yesterday.

This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now

A savvy investor really needs to acknowledge which way the nuclear wind's blowing.

Hope to see everyone in the morning. (I see Arsenal have just scored as I write this, somewhat encouragingly for the world at large, unless you're from Lisbon.)

Honestly, is this turbulent pissant going to be allowed to continue? He's an existential threat to humanity at this stage.

There's a man on my train who has the Antiques Roadshow theme as his ringtone. Given the option, I'd have gone for Lovejoy.

This was probably posted as bait.

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"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell"