According to my boss, im not allowed to have days off. Like hello??

Had a good birthday, stormed all day and got a bunch of free stuff c:

“do you identity with the top in your fic” “do you identify with the bottom” i don’t have time for this im writing fic from the cuck command center

Uni has a bladder infection, but he’s energetic and eating well, so I’m relieved. I hope he gets better soon

Im just gonna say this, if you drive a truck, your dick is microscopic

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week! This week only, you can get nearly 100 books featuring sapphics and lesbians for just $40! Included in this bundle is my epic fantasy novel, STARS AND SOIL. itch.io/b/3635/ #queeradultSFF #lesfic

artists trying to promote their patreon

how an artist draws their characters vs how they draw themselves.

SOME

I made Emily from corpse bride in Tomodachi life and she immediately fell in love with princess peach 😂

Throat goat no gag reflex Rumi canon even in the cookie-verse

I'm about to heavily disrupt my sleep schedule aren't I.

When ur big clingy partner needs attention #narilamb #swapau #cultofthelamb

You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.

happy 4/13 losers #homestuck

This old post about my garden has been reactivated, so who wants a #bloomscroll from a day or two ago?

Your attacks can’t hit me! The strongest!

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Friday at last…

Looking into April like… 🪶 🌵

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

Hey gang, from today until April 30th, Juniper Books is gonna be donating a portion of sales of the fancy Sworn Soldier editions to Trans Lifeline!

Ive been watching history videos and god a lot of those women couldve done better

MY INSANE FRIEND @minadoesnothin.bsky.social MADE ME AN INSANE GIFT WITH THE HELP OF @charlotterose853.bsky.social HOW DO I HAVE SUCH INCREDIBLE FRIENDS WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE MY BABIES

You can set pronouns separate from gender and chose what formal wear your mii prefers regardless of gender. Woke is so back.

Insta-blocking anyone who speaks positively about this show. Rowling is a bigot who is actively campaigning to make trans lives worse so if you watch this show I will assume you are a transphobe, end of.

"[insert ship] is better" ok, no one cares

The PokopiUM is strong when you can't afford a Switch2... so I've been binging Gab Smolders and @shenpai.gay 's Vids/VODs mostly for wholesome & chaotic vibes. Man... I just want my eevee-island 😭

He’s just grooming… so cute

Meow? Baaa~ #narilamb

Roses are redde Love ys a thinge

Hey… wanna get a drink with me?

anyone know where I can find a 🍴?

Uni fan fact: only his left ear has white fur. Did you notice?

love💖

tour has been insane love u all💖

WHOS NEXT???!?!?!!

I’m the best jumper in the world! :3

I may not be as amazing as other people who build their pokopia islands, but It's cozy and it's made for me so

Waisy! #myartiguess #mydesignsiguess

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

I posted this when RE4r launched and I hope it's still relevant with RE9 🙏 #ResidentEvil *It's a joke. Yes, I know what internet does with the RE women too

Big. Medium. Strongest :3

if there tiktok videos sending up your software, and they go uber-viral because *everyone has experienced your software doing what they're making fun of*, maybe it's, like, bad software?

found the perfect mod

reminding myself of this