Really starting to think libs do not understand the difference between the words "random" and "unwelcome."

Incredible. An article with a question in the headline.

I bet they got married after that jet engine crushed him to death.

Lol

"muh, muh-muh, Moscow"

Man, Metal Gear Six is gonna fucking rip.

Buddy, you do not want to know who provoked the "Soviet empire" into invading Afghanistan.

I love the weasel word "perceived" here. The miserable bleating of a guilty conscience.

What movie are you most thankful for (not necessarily your favourite)?

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

Look at this! Just look at it!

sometimes i wonder if people who make modern movies ever, like? watched movies?

"Real Lysenkoism has never been tried!"

Dressing up like one of your victims is such peak kraut conduct.

Did Spotify write this?

y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭

I hope it feels pain, because I am pancaking this piece of shit with a bulldozer.

Was Terry already in prison?

Okay, but how did he survive the obvious joke with his name?

Ever had turkey so goddamn good, you feel wasteful washing your hands after carving?

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Just arrived for Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, from all of us to all of you.

mfw "Black and Tan coonhound"

Before Wicked if you wanted to watch somebody die on screen you would have to rent a Faces of Death from the Blockbuster

Everything's on a cob!

I'm going to become the Scarecrowker

too. easy. Like tailing a Salthi

The Sith rule with the Power of Friendship

AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling

"I Feel You" - Depeche Mode, Songs of Faith and Devotion "Terrible Lie" - Nine Inch Nails, And All That Could Have Been "Some Like It Hot" - The Power Station, The Power Station "...Of Your Fake Dimension" - Com Truise, Iteration "Closer" - Kings of Leon, Only By The Night

I have... a condition that makes it really hard to forget bullshit in movies, and this is like, an entire thread of shit I do not remember.

How is this turkey getting wetter and wetter with the salt rub? Oh. Right.

Turns out Richard Jewell (2019) was a documentary.

Gonna have to update my Top Five Funniest Fraggings

Literally gerrymandered to give crybaby quack Andy Harris a seat. But whatever.

Stav looks great!

"this is pumpkin soup for my family"

"to their white meat surprise"

Imagine buying everything "Customers also bought"

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.

Btw if anyone's curious, it's been confirmed multiple times over that this is the source post that upset Mike Walmart, enough to instigate a rhetorical hit campaign on me lol: bsky.app/profile/fair...

*yelling over the electric carving knife* "So, she keeps saying 'digital,' but I don't think she means electronic, I think she's talking about finger stuff"