Garth Ennis was a prophet.

Autofill is neither independent nor thought. It's not even technology, unless you think horoscopes and fortune cookies are also technology.

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The world cries out for a Blade.

That's a dracula.

"I didn't think the leopards would eat my face on their own schedule"

Do not ask what Clinton, Biden and Obama did in Iraq.

Renee Good and Alex Pretti are dead and it's my fault and Irate Mannchild also somehow reduced harm.

Guess who's learned how to open jars?

It’s funny they still feel the need to go with “phantom staffer/we got hacked/bad medication combo” still when their whole message for the past year has been “fuck your feelings” They’re still bitch made weaklings

Kudos to the administration for not portraying a preening, prima donna obsessed with musical theater as the villain. That kinda shit raises questions.

(unintentionally) Nuking everyone's feed and closing the app like:

the exquisite corpse theory of posting: only read the last sentence of the last reply and respond as passionately as you can to that

Remember how in Timeline all the repeat time travellers eventually accumulated too many "transcription errors" and parts of their body no longer lined up? Of course not. Nobody read Timeline.

More like the Down Jones, am I right?

I think we only really need to worry when the S&P 500 hits 499.

"We killed those 200,000 Palestinians to save them from being killed by Donald Trump."

I'm sure you posted your ass off.

No honest-to-God Virginian would ever say this.

"oh, I'm a keyboard warrior? Well, look at this thing I did on my phone!"

"All my friends and fellow canvassers are just out of frame."

Says the man with a secret time machine.

"I knocked too many doors to count for Harris in Lynchburg, Virginia for the six months between July 11 and November 5, 2024."

Pitch a movie with just the actor & the director.

Why does he always look like he was built in committee?

Let's not quibble about who killed who.

This is who runs this account

This is like seeing that dude folded in half by The Blob

The abyss called. That's enough. With all the yelling.

*my control

"I saw the mask of humanity fall from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone- everything you love; all the hope and tenderness in the word. It has to take it off, just for one second. to do the deed."

"And then you see it. as it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest, most courageous people in the world," he's silent for a second. "You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*... that the bourgeois are not human."

Some of you bitches really hate pirates.

Love that the guy in this picture hates schools somehow less than the IDF. Impeccable choice.

"actually, the US Navy sinking 85 percent of Imperial Japan's merchant navy was low-key sus and deeply problematic"

"muh norms"

"everybody else was doing it"