This case probably gets referenced a lot more than people realize

What the ... ?

TRANS WOMAN: i'm in distress CIS LIBERAL: no you aren't :) if you look here you actually aren't

Only the most cursed autocomplete could have made this, I'm sure.

Dear @explody.bsky.social , I think you've been discovered by @ass.golf

People don't realize how this also impacts trans people in the "safe for now" states...it's still sketchy for people to transit or visit these places for work, which can make you less valuable as an employee...

Hope springs eternal

The jokes about מציצה בפה write themselves

View the NYT with caution? Hell yeah, and take it with a cubic centimeter of salt

So everything's cool over on that other site with their ads

Vagueskeeting, but הודו לה' כי טוב כי לעולם חסדו

Seriously, in this economy, being able to buy a house at all is an incredible flex So sorry it makes your pee-pee small, men www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

This is not awesome, folks; we could use a little support here.

What if _Bananas_ wasn't satire after all?

I love to start the day with a good 404 error, and this one is *really* good.

June Is Coming

"Hey Google, can you give me a plain example of sanewashing?"

Dear AI, we need to break up. It's not you, it's my brain.

Henna memento (hennamento?) from the wedding I attended yesterday. (One of the brides was a Jew of Moroccan descent.)

Your friendly reminder that the AC/DC song is a *satire*.

Please, antisemitism me harder, Daddy.

Things I just said Shabbat shalom!

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/connec... Dear @smbccomics.bsky.social : having taught both physics and complexity theory at one point or another in my career, I feel so good that I just…get this… Surely my late mentor Joseph Traub is smiling.

Is it wrong that as soon as I saw this I thought "2-3 tree"?

Injecting botulinum toxin into yourself? Sounds... risky

I see this and I remember the line attributed to the late Tom Lehrer: "Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize."

As I mentioned earlier, if you want to watch this get banned so fast you'll see dust clouds behind it, just teach the kids to ask the AI about LGBTQ issues. "Hey Grok, how do I know if I'm gay?"

The poor schmuck who keeps using my gmail address (that I've had since Gmail was invite-only back in the day) to sign up for things is going to be disappointed that he can't get into his newly created Hilton Honors account (I see his name all the time.)

This is definitely the amount of cute I need to make it through the next hour. Please send more. Also: hey google, how well do capybaras do with 3 cats and a parrot in a house in the Northeast? How many can I keep per bathtub?

I knew he went TERF, but no matter how bad you think it could get, it is so much worse.

Ahh it's one month until #Pride so companies are starting to trot out their rainbow merch

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Refreshingly honest, I guess? "Here's my goal, and here's what it's going to cost you. That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

So do flatbed trucks carrying porta potties

Poor Maine, their choice is now between someone feckless and a Nazi.

Men: "yes, and also a hand job"

"hey Google, is nihilism back in vogue?"

Even fellow members of the LGBTQ community seem surprised when I tell them I can't travel to almost half the states in the Union, and my major travel anxiety now. Even the Jewish queers, who feel under attack as well.

‘Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Nephews Who Were Hotboxed By Their Uncle's Fart After Being Told 'Pull My Finger'

Poetry

Seldom has there been a more appropriate gif

Clearly they've been fully absorbed into the Executive Branch Hivemind™

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli.

Co-signing pictures of cats elevating moods.

The acceleration of the enshittification of Ubuntu just increased.

@chucktingle.bsky.social just gets me. He just does.

All you "LGB without the T" folks: they're absolutely coming for you.

Yes, now we are the baddies, apparently.

Why is FB sending me ads in German now? My reading skills sind sehr schlecht.

Their plan is to never allow another non-Republican to ever ascend to the presidency. At least that's their bet