I don't think I can spend tomorrow afternoon listening to Crofty mention K*m K multiple times. #SkyF1

I mean he'd be better off elsewhere - but I do love a driver that loves Ferrari ❤️

A special one for my horror family. (Art by Bill Crisafi)

BECKONING SHADOWS Rackham's folkloric fairy trees (1914) are unsettling and windblown calling forth the shadows to celebrate impending darkness - irresistibly gothic!

“Night in the Red Room” 🎨 Esther Sarto

After 8 weeks of living with my parents' while my house is getting repairs done, I have finally found a benefit - they have TNT Sports so I can watch #MotoGP now that Cal is back and oh I have missed that double-hard mad bastard so very very very very much 💪

Why is a cardigan I want £75

Well now I have to find a way to watch for the first time since before Covid thanks to being priced out of whatever channel it's on these days. But Cal!!! 🍯🦡

One from the vaults! A Book of Ghosts and Goblins (1968) by Ruth Manning-Sanders, illustrated by Robin Jacques, cover by Brian Froud #FolkloreThursday #ghosts

She is one irredeemable cunt.

Sunday: Hungover in Gatwick post-Desertfest: "Imagine if @greenlungband.bsky.social do something mad like play Munich or somewhere on Krampusnacht." Monday: Green Lung announce a Munich gig on Krampusnacht. Today: Tickets bought and Munich hotel booked. (Also London 🫢). I love this nonsense.

If my latest hare‐brained scheme involving a band obsession comes to fruition tomorrow, it'll go some way to making up for how utterly gash the past 10 months have been 🤞🏻🌲

The familiar feeling of post‐gig depression in a Camden hotel. @greenlungband.bsky.social fucking phenomenal at Desertfest last night. Somehow my first time in the Roundhouse, too... class venue. Roll on December for the next one 💜🐐💚

One of those times you keep your mouth firmly shut to prevent twats hearing your accent.

Just been in Victoria Tube Station and it's full of cunts going to the racist hate march. We feel shaken and we're two wee Prod women from Ulster who were raised in soft Unionist families so I can't even imagine how the fuck anyone else feels.

Even more fucking excited for Desertfest on Saturday now 🐐 💚

Instagram stop advertising lemon magnesium drinks to me as an alternative to wine. Don't be fucking stupid.

Evergreen headline.

Stick it to the brown people by changing who's in charge of bin day, England. Yeah!!!

Okay Richey

Actually woken up still irritated by the SkyF1 coverage yesterday. The abysmal gridwalk (barring Farrell). Crofty not picking up on either Kimi's start or Leclerc's pitstop. The general impression that the commentary team wish to fellate MV. Dire.

More Colin Farrell and less disingenuous twats on the gridwalk please #SkyF1

Aw man Alex Zanardi 💔

Beannachtaí na Bealtaine 🌤

🎶 I've been too honest with myself I should have lied like everybody else 🎵

RIP wee man 🌈 This has sent me over the edge this morning.

"Witches' Night" is here! May Day Eve (April 30) is Walpurgisnacht (Walpurgis Night) across Northern and Central Europe. Known as "the other Halloween", it's a time when witches and evil spirits take to the skies for a little mischief... 🎨 Bernard Zuber #Walpurgisnacht #MayDay

Ginters ran a 3:47 in full leathers. What a man!

Always nice to get a reminder that humans aren't entirely shit. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The prospect of having to listen to a J*ke H*mphrey F1 podcast cause of the co‐host. Jesus Christ.

Watching X Files season 1 in my childhood bedroom like it's 1994 or something except I'm not surrounded by Chris Cornell's visage (unfortunately) 👽

I take no pleasure in saying this because it's a serious matter - but this season of MAFS Australia has been dire.

I need petrol but a load of supposedly poor and put-upon wankers in tractors holding up people just trying to get home from work are going to make it dirt cheap for me by the end of the day 🥳

Absolutely gasping for a tin of Lilt 🍍

69 now after more needless slaughter this year so far.

The swallows are back 🧡

Shower of greedy cunts. I love my og Kindle and I can't afford a new one so Bezos can shove his discount code up his hole. (And yes I prefer physical books but if I read something on Kindle that I really love, I always treat myself to the paperback afterwards.) SCUMMMM.

If you're the driver of the Beemer behind me who angrily beeped because I slowed down for the pheasant who was crossing right in front of me, may you have your eyes pecked out by crows.

Oh let the stampy-footed little twat go, I couldn't give a fuck.

March 2004: STOP! April 2026: CARRY ON!

Just bring Mark and Lard back to BBC radio.

Really enjoyed that race. But I am so bored of #SkyF1 interviewing insincere Yank cunts, using them for cringe-worthy race intros, and dropping in promos about their latest wank film.

"Just put your dick away, David. Now that'll be £100 please."

Ghost Flock, Alasdair Wallace.

IRISH VAMPIRE KING In Glenullin, is a stone which marks the grave of ABHARTACH, an ancient #vampire. Slain with a Yew sword, he was buried upright with his feet towards the sky & a large stone cross & thorns were placed on the grave to hinder his return #MythologyMonday

There are no people more boring than the ones on local TikToks who will leave a comment saying 'It's the North of Ireland' if the creator calls it Northern Ireland, or 'It's Northern Ireland' if the creator calls it the North of Ireland. Please, begging you to bore the fuck off, the lot of you.

Watching some of these tonight & Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose is still one of the finest TV episodes ever made. Also, barring dated tech & some of the clothes, The X-Files has aged incredibly well. For a 90s show about the paranormal, it isn't hokey at all. (Yes I was obsessed with it as a teen.)

Gonna be some froggies soon on the towpath. Or a big feast for the herons.