Not a huge fan of Spanberger in a vacuum but it’s crazy to see a dem actually run a campaign rather than just say “trump bad”

My friend keeps trying to plan a trip to Japan with me but she doesn’t like my suggestions of activities like going to the parasite museum or recreating The Contraption for crimes

The Nobel Prize in Literature is being awarded tomorrow and I am praying Murakami’s downfall

Inara you are too old to be laying that still with your tongue out and your eyes open and unfocused goddamn

If Murakami wins the nobel I’m getting my passport and he’s not gonna like what happens next

Work: consider sending in an anonymized coming out day story! Me, remembering my coming out story includes a lesbian I had a crush on checking herself into a mental hospital with suicidal ideation because the universe is alive and it hates me:…I think I’ll skip this one

Police have charged people with destruction of property for bleeding on their shoes after they beat them. They don’t need an excuse.

Sometimes your coworker starts messaging you things like “save me from my corporeal body” and that’s how you know he definitely has IBS and should not have eaten that pizza for lunch

Printers can smell fear. They can smell uncertainty. They can smell weakness. When only the bombed out ruins of humanity remain printers will be there like cockroaches waiting for their next victims to evolve or descend from the heavens so they may inflict pain.

You could just talk about Jim Crow. I promise you, there's no need to leave America's shores to talk about life in a fascist state

I’ve been rewatching Supernatural off and on lately and it’s amazing there wasn’t more Bobby/Crowley old man yaoi out there

These people were enslaved as laborers for a call center soliciting church donations in case you’re wondering the exact level of where we went wrong as a human species

Just had someone assume I was turning left and swing around me and nearly took out the pedestrian (at a crosswalk in a “stop for pedestrians” area) I stopped for 🫠

I may have tuned my algorithm too well, Instagram just gave me a reel of someone knocking spotted lantern flies off a tree with their bare feet followed by a man eating a handful of Japanese beetles out of a trap

ADHD is thinking I hear my dog scratching at the door when she’s literally in physical contact with me

There are a few things you can always count of GMU for, constant construction, attempts to defund the award winning literature department, the econ department being full of Koch brother funded creeps

🚨🚨 My dear friend and fellow academic, the Palestinian American sociologist @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social has been taken by the Cook County Sheriff near Chicago. They have not mirandized her. Please signal boost. All eyes on Broadview for Eman and the community she was defending 🚨🚨

let's try something Like this Post if you will be less likely to open this web site when the trannies finally stop putting up with this shit and find some a new platform to give life to Repost this Post if you're never going to click a single ad on this web site while this shit continues

There’s a trans man in my wider friend group who is way too interested in my gender presentation and bruh we are not close enough for you to be commenting this much every time I wear something outside of androgynous/masculine I don’t care that you’re trans

#inktober day 1. Going to do more of my tarot cards as my theme For some reason i really struggled to break through some art block! Sketched like 5 different bad sketches first. I like it now though

Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

Dad: I just believe in traditional marriage, like from the bible Me: so do you mean one man many women? One man and a slave? Does he own the women? Dad: Well I mean in America Me: so we’re 250 years old

All this talk debate about whether women are fit for the military makes me feel like I’m going insane because my mom literally joined the army in the 80s. Her older sister joined. My cousin who’s now in her 50s was career navy. The vp of my old company was retired air force.

Every time the government shuts down or talks about shutting down my parents go “are you going to be affected?” Even though I’ve been at the same place for years and every time I go “we are not a government contractor we are a private business”

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Our very own Dai Dark Tribute #2danimation #daidark #handrawn and some #igorrr track ...

Had a background noise video about terrible gender reveal parties going in the background and it cut to commercial at the worst time so it went “EXTREME GENDER REVEALS IS IT A BOY OR - hi it’s Nicole from Sandy Hook Promise”

ICE arrested press tonight. They threw a tear gas canister into the press last week. This was not an accident. Release Steve Held.

Nw Death to Smoochy

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

I told my friend I was going to behead them with a sword and that I knew where they lived.

Gaza is being ground into dust If you're feeling helpless, make a small difference right now by donating to my Gazan refugee friends, who are desperately trying to rebuild their lives now that they've been exiled

Wrote for @thenation.com about the complicity of some liberal politicians and pundits in the conservative campaign to exterminate trans people www.thenation.com/article/poli...

Me: you must’ve been taking a lot of Tylenol when you were pregnant MIL: no actually, Tylenol doesn’t do anything for me, it’s really frustrating Me: I’m making a joke about how autistic your kids are MIL: yeah but I never take Tylenol so I’m not understanding the joke

I’m not autistic, I’m acetaminodivergent.

Share your favorite black and white movie

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Rearranging my guts but in the lactose intolerant way, not the fun way

Iron Butterfly

Okay, I’ve gotten to act 2 of Expedition 33 and while I like it quite a bit and think it’s a good game, I don’t get why people were hyping it up to be the best game in years

Just saw a post about the show Dexter & debate about whether dude was a good guy or not & the person going “I don’t think you should be rooting for a serial killer” was being downvoted to hell. Like I only sporadically watched that show and I’m pretty sure part of the point was he wasn’t a hero???

Y’all bitches have managed to radicalize my childhood friend who believes in civil war conspiracies against this right wing nonsense I don’t think y’all know what’s coming for you

I am now starting to suspect that people doom posting themselves into saying it doesn't matter that Trump is wildly unpopular because he is going to do a dictatorship are themselves an op. Dictatorships aren't stable by magic, they need people to buy in and go along with them. This matters.

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE FROM OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS. DIRECT ACTION TO HELP PROTECT THEIR COMMUNITIES.

Stunning piece. A horror movie of sorts. Will be familiar to anyone on the left trying to navigate the centrist American legacy media, albeit made all the more difficult when your bosses and colleagues all assume your people are by default murderous barbarians. bidoun.org/articles/hou...

Cuomo has a narrow path to victory *IF*...Adams, Sliwa, and Mamdani drop out.