Anyone see the gemini ad to help you skip catching up on stranger things? Like. Just talk to ai instead of consuming entertainment

My plant: *starts losing leaves because it’s not under a grow light anymore* Me: wait this is so plato’s cave

Aw come on

When lauryn hill adlibbed “like fungus amongus” that was hard

"what radicalized you?" and its literally taking the vanishing ideal of their common zero locus

It’s so sick that all of washington is being saved from flooding by an army of lesbians rn

Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.

Mayor wilson protecting filipino migrants!! 💞💞🇵🇭

Student just said they get their news from moistcritikal

Initial conditions: m1=73.6 m2=129.1 m3=56.4 (solar masses) v1x=2.687 v1y=-3.475 v2x=-4.158 v2y=-4.771 v3x=-6.109 v3y=6.995 (km/s) x1=33.0 y1=-12.0 x2=-4.0 y2=7.0 x3=10.0 y3=-30.0 (AU from center) Music: Lost (The Expanse) – Shorter

I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.

America get this through your fuckin head: Flipped classrooms don’t work on highschoolers. Flipped classrooms that utilize ai are worse than not working. They erode students’ foundations and confidence. These days, being a tutor for highschoolers is just cleaning up the mess ai left me.

After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity

One week w/o a cig

Man sts2 is going to fuck

Oomt (one of my tisms)

I returned some library books today and it messed up the feng shui of my desk

Mfw the urgent care neither provides care nor does it urgently

If i had the money for like 2 doctors appointments and a wisdom teeth removal i think i’d be unstoppable. But alas

Telling ppl i’m a mathematician is funny cause neurotypicals will be like “🤢🤢 whyy” and neurodivergents will be like “ayyy you got the useful kind, nice”

Sharing inside jokes and mannerisms with an entire nationality of people is one of the most fulfulling aspects of my life. Nurture your diversities and celebrate them often

Hairdresser: you’re looking very straight today Me: *silently turns around to look at her Hairdresser: your hair i mean

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Community college interview ACQUIRED

Woke up today to the news

Costco pack of dino nuggets hate to see me coming

Shld i start tying my hair back y/n

Whats up theyby girl

West coast pinoy hiphop is about to pop off

I think ext is my favorite thing in all of math. Good stuff

logicians don't want you to know that P -> Q if and only if Q -> P

Pretty sure like every non-white culture does this. I have “uncles” and “aunts” i’m not even related to. I have a tito who’s actually my uncle’s exgf’s husband. Words don’t fucking matter you just hate brown ppl

I need to watch spy kids 3 again. Like badly

Continuing to not beat the allegations

Domain Expansion: PRINCIPAL IDEAL

Complexity theorists, please stay on the line. Someone will be with you in O(1) minutes.

Mac demarco wrote heart to heart about mac miller?? That’s.. gay as fuck honestly. Hope a man writes a song like that about me when i die

New haley heynderickx next month who else boutta

Paying amazon $3 to watch a historic documentary about graffiti just feels. Laughable to me. But i’m probably gonna do it. Fml

This spire is so slayyy

Andy did a bisque firing !!!

Medical bills got reduced by like 85% fellas we are so back

Ceo of forgetting to attach the file i said i attached

Ah yes, the worst part of job applications.. making people be references…

I decided years back to make my keyrings borromean and all it has actually brought me is *tangled key mess when i want to enter my home*

Sidequest ass wednesday

Saw someone say that every year after you come out you become a gayer version of yourself.. man four years of compounded gay interest is doing crazy things to andy… this dudes gay asf..

Roommate: so you’re going on a first date Me: ya R: and you’re making them a bouquet of lettuce and cucumbers Me: ya R:??? Me: this is what queer rizz looks like

Andy’s.. suddenly building bridges between local community colleges and universities? Idk how i got here but ig i’m doing that community building i fantasized about so much when i was trying to escape grad school

oh fuck yes now we are cooking