Brittney Sykes x Vanessa Carlton @tempobasketball.bsky.social #wnba

That was basketball nirvana tonight

The ‘but we got Jaden McDaniels’ line keeps getting better

(national media columnist writing their first WNBA story ever voice) We shouldn't be asking WNBA players whether they're dating .......... we should be asking them why they aren't dating Caitlin Clark, after all she has done for women's sports

Fam Thiam and Malonga next to each other is ridiculous

some of you on here have never teleported to a waffle house and it shows

GET DAWN ON THE MIC

Agot Makeer is the truth 🫡

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

this exists it is called thinking

You guys wish you were on the level of sincerity I’m on. I’m listening to You Get What You Give by New Radicals and feeling emotions. As a matter of fact I DO have the music in me. I DO have the dreamers’ disease.

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content