mecha is just wrestling for nerds who think pro-wrestling is stupid

These colors don't cum

Replaying Ocarina of Time and my brain has become so cooked that I saw this and immediately thought "the Great Deku Tree is doing the soyjak face!"

Break room slop burgers probably go hard af when you're stoned

Me: *listening to the latest dark ambient album* Guy in my Spotify DMs: "Wow are you a real shemale? Here's a picture of my dick!"

Puppygirl mill

On my way to becoming a Strava baddie with 800 random male followers that I've never met before (they are all employed in the dental industry)

on my way to war (folding my laundry)

NR2003 and chill

girldinner

why is everyone talking about taylor swift's jet emissions and not the fact that the average polyamorous transgender woman flies 16 times a year

Haven't posted much here recently but I finally moved out on my own and got my hair styled all fem and cute Hit 3 years on HRT recently too

There is nothing more heartbreaking than finding a good anime and then discovering it has been ruined by fan service.

Despite the brutal summer heat, managed to get out for two rides this weekend. I'm tired out but bike rides never fail to brighten my day.

Forgot to leash my puppygirl and she chased after the mailman 😞

I am so hyped for my next bike ride. I got fresh brake pads and my first set of nice tires

I love my bike. Riding it always makes me happy. (Yes I know the handlebars are uneven, I fixed it after this pic)

Shout out to the handful of weebs who are gonna become IRL horse racing fans because of Uma Musume

Sorry I'm gonna say it, taco bell fire sauce is MID! Enlightened people understand that hot is the under appreciated, but clearly superior tasting sauce.

taking your puppygirl to starbucks to get her a puppuccino

First bike ride in my new city (and the first one i did clipless without falling!)

The council will see you now...

I have a theory: Most people's preferred flavor of energy drink/sports drink was based on just whatever their favorite color as a child was

how it feels placing 2 orders of edamame at a japanese restaurant

Made bento for my first day of work 😋

when hrt has shrunk her dick but ain't touched her balls

The Walmart near me has JRPG overworld music

What if we made out in the Bush's Baked Beans Visitor Center & Museum? 😳

The original fidget toy

I looked good though

some of y'all are too busy chasing a tran when you should have been chasing that bag

My toxic trait is that I believe I make 99th percentile macaroni salad simply because I add lots of diced veggies and some spices and herbs to it when I make it

poor innocent dog girl DOMINATED into filling out job applications... send post

Hey puppygirls... *CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK*

I think this new era of leftists saying mean shit to right wingers is Good, actually.

Attention:

we stopped being a real country when they changed the pleading emoji

getting a kuromi wrap for my car so everyone knows i'm a femcel baddie

It's finally here!

Ya girl at long last, got her amended birth certificate today

boomers will say shit like "i hate my bitch wife" as a joke, but then like actually hate their wife

SpongeBob and Patrick are he/him lesbians

Trans girl in a cute dress, where is she going? 😖

About to leave for DC for a weekend trip with a friend 🤯🥳

Warhammer minis painted to look like the despicable me minions

Weed gummies that look like the matte blue Scooby Doo gummy

todd howard on his way to gentledom me (take 60 more dollars out of my wallet)

For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

Hitting an emotional support blinker

will we one day explain to our puppygirl friends what an "attachment disorder" is or will we keep them in the dark and pet them instead