Back home again…. #indy500

Pet play but you leave me in a cardboard box on the side of the road

Blunt rotation with the Minions would go hard af and I’m tired of pretending it wouldn’t

Girls poop Women shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOT LIVVY TICKETS

remember that funny grape we all loved so many years ago? this is her now. feel old yet???

Getting trans people to play golf by telling them it has an included fishing minigame

On my way to war (Perfume shopping)

[oblivion guard voice] STOP RIGHT THERE, UNHAPPY TRANS WOMAN! you disregarded your emotions! nobody minimizes their feelings on my watch. i'm confiscating your bad coping habits. now prioritize yourself, and communicate with your loved ones.

Finally finished reading Welcome To Dorley Hall It was a great story, really looking forward to reading the 2nd book (yes I know I could read it online now but I generally prefer reading books on paper so I don't mind waiting a bit)

out of diet cola

I wish I understood how to make art or music or anything creative; it all feels so foreign and impossible to comprehend.

Mario 64 DS taught me how to gamble

girl who speaks only in spongebob references

I miss sim racing My soul yearns for iRacing multiclass endurance

Chasers 🤝 car modders Blowing trannies

Rocking the platforms and my frizzy ass hair

I am New Jersey’s strongest soldier

Lesbian dating app

Cottage cheese is one of the most unfairly hated foods out there; grow up it tastes fine

Kristi Noem’s husband mogs me

I for one think its kinda weird some people call a toilet “The John”

yesterday my less-online best friend said "i garbanzo on her bean til that chick peas" and i needed to repeat that online for everyone

>"Please pray for Charlie Kirk" >The sickest bass line you've ever heard

Bassist shitposting forum where they all reminisce about getting easy paid gigs at churches slapping BARS for the pastor's speech about Charlie Kirk's death and realizing they got paid to carry the flame.

you are NOT chopped. you are NOT unc. you are SIGMA. you are AURA FARMING.

I wonder if the person who made this picture knows that people still sometimes think about their pet bird, 20 years later

START HRT. YOUR FAMILY IS ALREADY DISAPPOINTED.

i'm so tired you guys. youtube used to be fun. now i just watch "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)" over and over

So shocked yet disappointed to see that furries aren't talking about or drawing R34 of Brutus, the newest OSRS boss whose quest requires you to drunk his cum TWICE in a failed attempt to sell it as milk before killing him.

Born too early to fight a war in the middle east Born too late to fight a war in the middle east Born just in time to fight a war in the middle east

It really does feel like all of American society is just gambling slop at the moment.

Deep down, I am a Squidward who desperately wants to be a Spongebob

Heartbreaking: local girl logs in to Oldschool Runescpae

Local girl finally buys dry shampoo

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

I salute the handful of mid 2000s suburban stay at home moms who will become radicalized by this, immediately transforming into Zohran Mamdanis strongest soldier

I would 100% watch a daytime talk TV if the cast was all trans women doing the tabloid talk Oprah format.

We are reaching peak levels of no games this generation

helpful word: "epsteinian" very helpful for describing right-wing conspiratorial bullshit

At both Silent Hill and Iron Lung the people sitting next to me in the theater were vaping, and this is a sign to me that gamers have gotten too comfortable in society

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

hello fellow runescape gooners

Dark woke implies the existence of bittersweet and milk woke

Why is my chicken strip lowkey giving Saddam Hussain hiding spot?