I think they should force feed Cade the ball tonight. I just want to see if he’d get it too.

Happy St Patrick’s Day, everyone should play my favorite game in honor of my Irish heritage.

🍀

Sometimes I look at the +R dustloop to remind myself why fighting games are still a niche genre

No fucking wonder I don't hear back from jobs, I used the word opportunity three times in a row on my cover letter

Accidentally made my coffee twice as strong as normal. If I die, I die.

Matthews got taken out for the season and no one on his team gave a fuck but someone slapshots an empty netter and gets jumped, I’m crying man.

Shoutouts Finnie

Just applied for grad school 🥲

Can’t make this up. Went to a used shop since Dick’s didn’t have skates in my size, and they had exactly one pair in my size that just happened to be brand new and match the stick I bought. Thank You God.

Alright. Next 20 years are set for me.

Went on my favorite website to look for a job and found a decent looking listing, but then when I went to the external site to apply they wanted me to pay them 2.99 to apply for the job 😃

Just want to give up

I’m free… Aba can’t hurt me here…

I am never touching Guilty Gear Strive: Nintendo Switch Edition ever again.

Went to Dick’s not knowing they close at 7 on Sundays

People that cheer for more than one hockey team PMO. I hate 28 teams wholeheartedly and the only reason Buffalo gets a pass is because they’ve been dogshit longer than us and I’d feel bad hating on them.

smash ultimate + cheese curds = catholic guilt sunday

Shoulder hurts so bad I want to vomit. 3 hours of work and then I’m icing it for the rest of the night.

You know you’re struggling when you’re happy about getting 1.

I feel like I could win an electoral race purely off of promising to ban Kalshi

How am I supposed to take this game seriously man?

He looked super pissed at me and then the second I took out my phone he goes back to sleep

Thinking about them again

Just found out my shirt has been on backwards since I got up at 7

Amazing things happening on r/hockey

Next on the playlist:

Strive is the only game where I consistently get hit by mids while blocking standing

313 Forever ❤️

Oliver woke me up at 4 in the morning yesterday so I’m leaving my door closed tonight. I’ll sleep through him screaming but I can’t sleep through him standing on my chest and rubbing against my face.

Is Yoshi the only Mario character to have a voice actor that publicly endorsed Andrew Yang?

Holy shit

Baiken players are never beating the allegations

I don’t understand how Arcsys just allows a video game that was good to become this absolutely horrible

Narrowed down to three, going throw parts at it mode.

Guilty Gear Strive is the only fighting game I’ve seen where the community will actively dislike you for actually playing the game

The Ravens should be forced to start JJ McCarthy for a full year as punishment for this shit

I had a dream that Rob Dyrdek died and every headline was so indifferent to it. Nothing positive, nothing negative. Just “Rob Dyrdek dead” and nothing else.

Dead internet proven

Return of Box Art Man

Every time I watch basketball I realize that my cousin called traveling on me way too much as a kid

You get a lot of mileage out of FTP as an acronym

Following being signed by the #Lions, a video of Isiah Pacheco making a tackle on JJ McCarthy has resurfaced. How will this signing help the Lions defense this year?

Missing him bad rn

Will my Alma Mater let me buy season tickets? Let’s find out!

Can't figure out which part, back to square one. Kill me.

Tom Pelissero: The Lions are signing center Cade Mays, per source.

I'm so cracked