Absolutely horrible day at work but my brother got me a Pistons hat at the game he went to so I’m chilling now

I’ve been using Reddit to follow stuff that I can’t get on this app since I deleted twitter fully and my conclusion is that Reddit mods hate fun more than anything else on the planet

Idk what to play now that I finished Prime 4. I was expecting to finish Prime Remastered after but I need a break from Metroid after how disappointing Prime 4 was. Maybe Metaphor finally.

If the below zero temperatures didn’t keep people out today, 7 inches of snow better do it

Spotify just started playing an orchestral version of the Balatro theme and it’s the greatest thing to ever grace my ears

Thanks Dylan

Do you guys think there’s anyone out there that actually tweets like this?

Fans of the hit video game “Balatro” will enjoy today’s wordle

I don't understand the concept of playing in a $40k tournament for vibes. Me eating shit and slamming into the wall on an ice rink is vibes. Me playing P4U is vibes. If I have a genuine shot at $40k I'm turning into prime Daigo.

Woke up sick so I’m drinking a Vernors. I will die for my country, Michigan.

They showed 21-1-1 when leading after the second and I decided to call it and go to bed. I should’ve known better.

Got all the mech parts, go back to Fury Green and the guy tells me I need a memory fruit. I go deposit my crystals and don’t get anything so I look it up and I need to fill up the gauge on the menu screen. I hate Nintendo so much.

Justin Rogers: As he suspected with some emotional postgame comments following the season finale, Dan Skipper's injuries are pushing him into retirement. He's planning to quickly transition into coaching and will work with the OL and TEs at the upcoming East/West Shrine game.

Todd seeing this team be complete dogshit on his first day, literally telling them to play hockey and then they rip 14 wins over a 15 game stretch is going to be an all timer if we ever win the cup with him.

Matthew Stafford MVP finalist

What is it with Nintendo and their last two hours "We need to pad the playtime" MacGuffin quests?

YOU KNOW THE #REDWINGS WON AGAIN #LGRW

Tears of the Kingdom taught me that if you wait long enough for a game, it will not live up to expectations no matter what. I did not learn my lesson from that when Prime 4 came out.

It was worth a shot tbh

Evil conpany

We’re never getting peak like this ever again

Metroid Prime 4 getting past QA is remarkable

Why does World 3 in NSMBW have some of the most insane platforming challenges in the series to get the star coins?

I’m so glad that google added a “kill the environment” feature that can’t be turned off or avoided

They updated Donkey Kong but not any of the games that actually need a performance boost, Nintendo never ceases to amaze me

You know a professor is good when their only low review scores are from the 100 level classes

Instagram really just doing the whole “another hypothetical win for the SEC”thing the day after INDIANA goes 16-0

I have been told that Caitlyn has Aegis Reflector

Chat, how’d I do?

I'm so cracked

If a white dude with a skateboard comes up to you saying he’s Tony Hawk, you have no choice but to believe him

Taking her on vacation to Wii Sports Resort

Dedicating the next 8 years of my life to schooling just because I don’t want to deal with the job market.

Da Bears

The #RedWings reached the 30-win mark in 50 games – the fastest they’ve reached the plateau since 2011-12 (46 GP).

BOOM! #LGRW

Why do they have Mega Starmie doing the nae nae?

You get a lot of guys with two first names but not a lot with two last names

Forecasted -40 windchill and the Patriots are probably going to the Super Bowl, I’m not gonna make it

麥克布朗，釋放那條精英巨龍，讓他取得最後的勝利。

Somehow never listened to Kid Charlemagne despite it being by my favorite band and am shocked I never realized that Kanye sampled this

Just found something out that shattered my perception of my entire college career and now I want to go home and go to bed

#REDWINGS W!!! #LGRW

Summer 2027 during the MLB lockout

I'm the Mang0 of those LinkedIn games. They gotta change the app's name to LockedIn because of how locked in I am doing them.

If I ever leave Michigan, know that DTE is half the reason why

People still livid about this 6 years later, thank you Sakurai.

The Nintendo fans on Reddit are calling me bad for expecting a door that I shot to open so I can save instead of turning around and fighting the thing that was hitting me.