Hear me out, blast white girl pop during a late night hike in the woods, 1000% less spooky😤

So shocked yet disappointed to see that furries aren't talking about or drawing R34 of Brutus, the newest OSRS boss whose quest requires you to drunk his cum TWICE in a failed attempt to sell it as milk before killing him.

If you put a lactating woman on a centrifuge and spun her around really fast, would the milk turn into butter?

My favorite part of these new #epstein files is that he was talking to one of the guys behind the fucking Ashtar Command. Why the hell does this always tie back to aliens bro😭

White furries? Call that animal crackers 🙏😌

Y'know, sometimes you gotta sell your soul to get by as an artist, may the gods forgive me for the vile creation I shall soon bring to life.

All you posers out here Tylenol maxing, I'm over here chromosome maxing like a fucking champ💪

You wear a MAGA hat to Starbucks because you support Trump. I wear a MAGA hat to Starbucks so the goth girl barista spits in my drink. We are NOT the same.

Man so like, y'know that episode of King of the Hill where Hank & the guys go fishing with crack rocks and suddenly they're catching fish left and right? Turns out that's real shit you can just buy now. 22 bluegill, 5 juvenile large mouths, and 5 shad in an hour, literally a fish every single cast.

First reticon of 2025! Scored a 3rd C. versicolor, though this little dude is still a sling around 0.75" looking forward to watching him grow up!

Fun fact, spider legs are giant blood vessels they rapidly fill with blood in order to create movement, meaning he gives himself 8 little boners whenever he wants to walk.

This little guy has been my pride and joy since I got him in November, just molted the other day and came out absolutely stunning. C. versicolor, a truly breathtaking tarantula in person. He's a little bigger than a quarter rn, but will get to around 6-8 inches as an adult! #pets #spider

Don't you DARE think I'm not onto you Ted👀

J'ai enfin terminé mon projet Gundam G-Self X Akira. Gros boulot de 2 mois, des défauts si on zoome, mais globalement ca rend comme l'idée que j'avais en tête. Donc satisfaisant ! #gunpla #gundam #gself #akira

Don't let these new #epsteinlist revelations distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry's and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

将軍は、私に関して興味深いのは匂いだけだと言います。 名誉も得られない

Bro why tf did #youtube go down😭 I NEED MY PST FIX😭😭😭

Xで斜め見下ろしが少し流れてたので WAVE 1/144 パトラクシェミラージュ

God I'm so happy #smilingfirends is back.

Something to make you smile. This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. 😊

>be me >been working 10 hours a day for 9 days straight >dealing with human trash all morning >go on lunch >glorious Pendrick Lamar here to save me >3 blinkers without realizing it Wish me luck boys, I'm about to return to the frey

Y’all claim to know Hunter x Hunter but don’t know this is 😤 #anime #hxh

>wants AI to take over human bodies >literally named Rocco's Basilisk

Attention bluesky users: As your local gay man, I'm giving everyone a free F*G pass. You can use this pass on: >pokemon scalpers, especially in the 40+ range >people who bring politics into every conversation >BMW & Mercedes owners specifically >people who like cheese on apple pie Use it wisely.

Making Blind Eyes See is great for this kind of driving

For my #RC crawler fam: If you're wanting to upgrade to an OD3 transmission and want to use a 540 size motor like a FusionPro, you'll need a 48p pinion gear that's 13-15T for proper mesh. 32p pinions are too thick and will not mesh!

We need to bring back planking.

Like I'm not suicidal, but genuinely I'm just tired of being alive. I don't feel joy in new things anymore, I'm stressed out beyond belief every day worrying about trying to have food to eat and maybe have enough gas to get to work. I starve myself and slave away, but it's all for nothing.

Ever just get tired of being alive? Like you've already experienced everything there is to see, the world around you just continues to get worse and worse and no matter how hard you try, you can never get within reach of stability?

This army of Warhammer Orcs!!! This is so rad! U/According_Pumpkin_17 on Reddit as

Did some much-needed tuning to my vanquish VRD, got a big comp series next month, gotta make sure the local champ is locked in💪

RIP #kingcobrajfs you absolute fucking legend

Haven't seen this local crackhead in like 4 months, wonder if he's still kickin 🤔 I miss opening my door and hearing "The demons of the abyss are coming!" being screamed from the Costco parking lot

>walking property at work >suspect someone is sleeping in a unit >call elevator down >door opens >Elderly couple is in the elevator making out while the dude is finger blasting his wife. I fucking hate it here.

Lords of Silence #WIP #paintingwarhammer #40k #spacemarine #art #painting #minis

This week we lost a legend, today we lost a racist, tomorrow can it be a pedo?

Working on Mortarian today🤙 #warhammer #paintingwarhammer #40k #deathguard #wip

Imagine being a squirter in the 1600s and they call you a witch.

Maaaaan this hobbywing max 6 1650kv combo is gonna be fucking insane in the Typhon.

No going back now, too late to change your mind.

Where were you when #ww3 started lmao

Childhood grail obtained and she sounds absolutely beautiful #rc #rccar #5thscale #5t

Nothing like waking up at 3am to the announcement WWIII is around the corner🙏

I'm going insane, it's been constant stress and bullshit with work for the past 9 days. Upper management is a joke, I've lost all my days off for the week because they're too cheap to hire a fucking floater, and so far, 2 death threats and 1 threat to my job today. I fucking hate this company man

One of my favorite signs of the day.

Vanquish x Zoku ZRD was out smashing lines at the local #rc park yesterday, certified beast💪💪

Ain't nothing else out like a 6s Arrma Mojave 🔥 #arrma #rc #hobbywing

DO NOT sleep on #MTG #FinalFantasy collectors packs! Most exciting MTG rip since BFZ🔥🔥🔥 ALL 5 SURGE FOILS IN 1 BOX. Even if it's just 1 pack, the value and beauty of the cards is unprecedented.

YOOOOOO 1/100 KO of the RG RX-78-2 2.0! Gonna be an instant cop, RG 2.0 looks way better than the MG 3.0

Azalask, Consumer of Voids update: she's eating like a champ, has a belly full of food, and has approximately one (1) braincell, it is unknown if she'll ever develop a second one😩