Seriously does anyone have any instructions for an ark? We might need one here in Devon…

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Well. This wasn’t the weekend planned. What felt like a cold, moved into the chest, leading to what felt like the chest struggling to squeeze through there. An overnight stay later, and I’m hopefully leaving soon…

I was skeptical about the quiet revival, but I think I have stumbled on it

I didn't know Bob Mortimer had been Ordained. Cool.

Hey internet, How we all doing this morning?

A reminder, this is the first Sunday of the month. It crept up on you. It’s not the last Sunday in January. You’re good.

Can whoever is praying for rain, Please, Stop?

Sigh….

Love this.

Happy New Year all… #HappyChristmas

Asking for a friend…

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Early Christian times? Do we mean Roman times? Therefore if something wasn’t around then? It shouldn’t be around now? www.cityam.com/rachel-reeve...

Note to self. Actually remember to prep for youth group on Sunday, having stuff in your head DOES NOT get it on a big screen… Don’t forget… #AccidentalYouthWorker

When you’re about to jump in bed on a Saturday night, and have that “I’m I running youth group tomorrow” feeling…

Devon Church folks! Know anyone looking for a youth work role? ymcaexeter.carefriends.co.uk/jobs/L89mLUF...

So… what did Kirk Cameron say?

once Jesus Christ is firmly established as a DC character we can at last start having some important power level conversations

Tomorrow at youth group we’re doing, Jesus healing a blind man. Feels like a good excuse to do this youtu.be/MBJ2lBFSKEA #accidentalYouthWorker

A classic worship tune… With thanks to Mrs Sofa for putting this in my head. youtu.be/0Pgrln0upLk

gonna start a conspiracy theory that the rapture *already* happened, it just didn't take anyone

An old podcast that might be suitable for your Rapture Day celebrations #RaptureDay #Rapture #Rapture2025 open.spotify.com/episode/2KCC...

Apparently the rapture is due for this Tuesday, If you don’t have the right equipment at home to deal with it, you may want to consider spending all day outside. And giving me your bank account details… #raptureready #rapture2025 #church

Stolen from threads. #therapture

Mam is just back from France. "What I can't understand is why a whole town would have only 2 toilets?" she said. "What do you mean?" I asked, expecting the worst. "Well. I kept seeing signs that read Toulouse." "Oh." I said. #NewAlanBennetts

Sometimes. Just googling is good sermon prep. #church #SundayMorning

The story doesnt get better julieroys.com/dc-talk-year...

Introducing…The Dancing Priest…

Brain melted…

Can we… like… maybe..: turn down the heating a little?

once, for a brief time, there was a free website where emergency alerts, headlines, and news from public officials coexisted with social movements and shitposts, all in our phones—it was weird that it ever existed, worse that Nazis took it over, and no surprise that no single website will replace it

Off to a Christian Festival this year? Here’s a quick list of things to bring… accidentalyouthworker.substack.com/p/what-to-br...

Going to our first festival for years, may have inspired a silly list… open.substack.com/pub/accident...

Makes sense to me

Something about weather watching… open.substack.com/pub/accident...

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

As a priest, confirm. Anyone is welcome to enjoy the coolth, especially in these dangerous temperatures.

okay and here is my ‘sounds like a shitpost but it’s genuine’ UK heatwave tip: if there is a Saxon or Norman church near you, and it’s open, go sit in it. not gothic, they have too many windows, get you some thick stone walls with some high up tiny windows. they stay cold. and you can just sit there

It’s hot. It’s been a long time since I’ve done something like this. Let’s look at 10 ways to keep cool in Church. 1. Open the flipping windows! 2. Have a mass baptism service. Just get everyone into the baptism pool. If nothing else it will cool everyone down.

Do you randomly get The Holy Post podcast theme tune in your head, or are you a functional human being?

Somehow, it keeps getting worse. julieroys.com/woman-accuse...

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

Live footage of Devon right now…

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Any of you lovely lot on Substack? I might be starting to write on there: open.substack.com/pub/accident...

One of those stories that get worse the more you read. Can we just… not let this sort of stuff happen? Please? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...?