Rob Base, one-half of Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, who was best known for the hit “It Takes Two,” has died. He was 59

I live everyday pretending that people don’t pissed me off as much as they truly, genuinely do.

I’m fighting off the last bit of these allergies with nukes at this point. Drugged myself with Benadryl last night so I didn’t wake up to cough. Can’t cough when you’re comatose.

Blue Dream

We knew this was coming

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

Is it still FAFO now that the genocide has larger implications like leftists said it would or do we still not “get it?” Somebody let me know.

White fragility is a disease we need to be studying

Anyway, we have ample research on how living under a state of sustained terror and stress causes life-long health problems as well as intergenerational epigenetic effects. This feels like it's making you sick because it actually is making you sick.

Not everybody needs a podcast, some** of you are dumb. **most

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II

A festival relying on the performance of a singular artist seems…..lol.

A different perspective. Always helpful.

He is risen

Pondering raising a child out of shear spite because I’ve truly heard nothing but stories of horrific parent skills for the last couple months. Y’all mfs are BEWTY. Tighten up!

Needing a new phone, because mine’s been broken for about two years and it’s finally crapping the bed, feels so irresponsible. There is no “good” way to interact with these fucking companies and every single one of them is bad in some regard. I loathe it. I miss my enV2.

Kristi Noem’s husband outted for cross-dressing and I just have to say one thing: She already knew, WE just didn’t know. All this “pray for us, we’re devastated” shit is nonsense. She knew, and despite being disgustingly anti-trans, she didn’t divorce him. Makes you wonder why.

For no reason at all, I’ve decided to create a scavenger hunt for my coworker for their birthday in November. I’m starting now because that’s how in depth it’s going to be. I’m a crazy person lol

JK Rowling is calling women athletes men even after they pass genetic testing. People in her replies are talking about these women having “ambiguous” genitalia. We are in an extremely frightening moment for ALL women thanks to transphobia.

open.substack.com/pub/emuhhhle... #substack

Just now realized that the 4-6 “low risk spam” calls I’m getting everyday are probably because of the primary coming up. Yay to living in a swing state! 😍

I’m getting ads on IG about an AI “alien friend” that people are apparently talking to and I just wish I could tell Meta that I’m not some fucking loser bitch who “needs” that.

Yinz mind if I get weird and emo on the Pisces new moon? #substack #petloss #grief open.substack.com/pub/emuhhhle...

The Osborne women look so scary and I’m TIRED(!!!!!!!!!) of people saying, “they’re still grieving! Be kind!” as if Sharon didn’t admit to overdoing it like a year before her husband passed.

I had a dream where my teeth were falling out and woke up wondering what I’m even anxious about. Because genuinely, what? I think that’s the first time that’s ever occurred.

I don’t mean to be a prude, but what if I don’t want my ass cheeks hanging out of a swimsuit? Can I opt out of it and still get a swimsuit and not look like a grandma? Is that possible?

I can’t fucking STAND a passive parent, especially a father. Parent your fucking child. Jesus FUCK.

The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the 98th Oscars. #Sinners #Oscars2026

I’m on Zillow (kill me) and just saw a HALF A DUPLEX for sale for $82k. When are we rioting fr?

Literally haven’t had power for two hours.

Ms Rachel talking to Deiver Henao, a 9yo in an immigration detention center www.instagram.com/reel/DVzUzoz... What a world

Strong wings in MARCH that are leading to blackouts. Yeah, we’re cooked. This year is going to be ROUGH when it comes to weather.

There’s genuinely nothing more interesting than dealing with a man who’s disappointed in himself so he gives everyone an attitude. Grow tf up.

Listening to all the old farts in the DMV talking about how a woman said she was going to Mexico in a month and how “she’s really worried”. “Yeah, I wouldn’t go anywhere”. Rural yt people who’ve never gone anywhere failing to realize WE’RE THE BAD GUYS.

I’m at the DMV. Send fucking help.

Shia Labeouf beat FKA Twigs and was using make up on his meat to hide a STD that he gave to her. Dude is a lunatic

I’ve purchased the items to make chicken quesadillas at home instead of getting Taco Bell and it’s genuinely the most adult thing I’ve done in weeks.

WAKE IT UP!!!!

Ending the night with a 2500 word rough draft. Chat, she’s a blogger

Saw the top five and rolls my eyes. I need y’all to be serious.

Days gone without crying: 0 Happy Pisces season

Unfortunately (for all who care about me), I’m blogging again so I can whine about losing my cat unopposed. In the 5 minutes that I’ve sat here dictating I reached 700 words…

Gang are y’all gonna judge me for just now getting into The X Files?

Are the yts gonna bitch, moan, and boycott this because “she’s not a redhead” or does it not matter?