@thecanadaparty.bsky.social we need you!

The 60 Minutes segment on CECOT that Bari Weiss pulled briefly showed in Canada. You can watch it here. cannonwriter.substack.com/p/watch-the-...

Facts are Satan's way of hiding the truth.

The fake news media loves subjectivity when it comes to race and gender -- why not age? Were Epstein's victims really "children," or just "non-adult aligned"? Is Trump really a pedophile, or just "tween curious"? Think, people!

America in a headline.

How will FOX viewers be hallucinating the No Kings protest? Welcome to Antifa Headquarters. open.substack.com/pub/cannonwr...

The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of hummus terrorists, illegal Allens, and violent crabapples. And it is not true that I write my statements using ChatGP Tea.

BREAKING: Scientists discover a cure for Billionaires! youtu.be/LyDD1BhxWAY?...

Our Great President is almost finished with his time machine to go back five years to the George Floyd protests and stop the rampant lawlessness in Oregon. #MakeAmericaPastAgainAgain

"I would like to speak to the manager." "Ma'am, this is the United Nations." #escalatorgate

@brittlestar.com Let's do a news together. www.thecanadaparty.com

Breaking it down as simply as possible. The lies flow downward, the money upward.

Happy Caturday! Support independent artists! @brittlestar.com

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Hot off the press! Why July 4th feels like a funeral instead of a birthday. cannonwriter.substack.com/p/happy-birt...

Happy Canada Day! Enjoy it while you got it!

Canada caved like a peaceful protestor under a flurry of ICE batons. #tarrifs #tariffs

Check out my new feature in The New Republic on how Trump's playing-jenga-with-oven-mitts approach to the economy is killing the town of Point Roberts. newrepublic.com/article/1961...

Proud to have written this for @thenewrepublic.bsky.social

Sound on.

Please stop calling me Taco Belle.

Jill Biden has a doctorate in what Don Jr needs more of.

The DHS just announced that they are considering a reality show where immigrants compete for citizenship. The official distance from satire to news is about 3 weeks.

The president of the United States does not know the answer to the most fundamental question of American democracy. (NYT)

The Ukraine-US mineral agreement isn't a "deal," it's extortion. "Nice country you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it."

Sending love to our Filipino friends. Mahal ka ng Canada. <3

Canada solves America's immigration problem by weaponizing reality shows. New video! #UnAmericanIdol #AmericaButBetter youtu.be/KL9vqhT1J24

Please stop spreading the rumor that Trump is a Democrat spy who is trying to make the Republican Party look bad but just can't find a level of evil that actual Republicans won't embrace.

I cannot convey enough how grateful I am to the millions of you all supporting us with your time, resources, and energy. Your support has allowed us to rally people together at record scale to organize their communities. All with an average donation of $21. THANK YOU & Pa’lante 🙏🏽♥️

In the grand scheme of things, it's not the biggest deal. But I am deeply disappointed that the Dodgers met with Trump today, especially the players who rightly refused in the past. He's not a normal person. He's not a normal president. He's a fascist, and they helped normalize him today.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Challenge: Photoshop this pic of JD Vance in Greenland and then share the hell out of it. (Photo by Jim Watson)

Why wouldn't we want to lose six years of life expectancy for twice the price? #Never51

"But his Signal chats!" is the new "But her emails!"

Fuck it we're cartoonists now. #tariffs

Musk hoisted by his own petard. Et tu, Grok?

Congratulations, America! Canada says 😍YES 😍! youtu.be/aPBbjY0N-dA?...

We are not saying we're planning to invade Canada, we're just saying if Canada doesn't curl up in a ball and accept our benevolence it's going to make the invasion that much harder.

Prelude to an invasion.

The Carlin 🙌🏽

North America right now

Donald Trump can kiss 25% of Canada's ass. #Canada #FuckYeah

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social is a frood who really knows where his towel is.

Make Ukraine America's 51st state and then elect Zelenskyy president just sayin'

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.