My mood all year

My dude I’m late. I’m going to come out with a new list soon but 87th and Sangamon is my personal favorite. 103rd and Halsted Madison and Ogden 87th and Dan Ryan (stand alone) 22nd and Michigan You can’t go wrong with any of those

Im at the restaurant last night and this dude gone propose to his lady. All the women in there were staring at their men in disgust for the rest of the night. I asked for the check. Thanks a lot dude!! Smh

Louisiana hot sauce A case of small black rubber bands A portrait of Bernie Mac

Morgan Park’s finest!

So when I call somebody fat it’s “fat shaming” but when the Dallas Mavericks do it it’s called “business” smh

Cocaine, gambling and debt

They back on them now.

So let me guess, yall doing Galentines Day over here too?? such a Niggaless Holiday. Lol

Might have to grip the Mossberg, with all due respect.

Nigga 😂😂 Juicy Smooyay

Gone somewhere nah. GONE. GET.

It’s so cold outside, I had a taste for Subway at 2am.

Happy new year!! I hate when people see how much weed I got and think I’m supposed to smoke it all with them. Or even give them a nug.

Instagram said this Future in the “Let Me Hold You” video X said it’s not Future What do yall think?

This the least I’ve ever watched the NBA and I got access to all the games. I’m just super uninterested.

Actually yes. 😭

I don’t think the 3 pt shot is the issue it’s the lack of defense and cohesive play. If I wanted to watch five 6’6 wings play run and gun all game then I’d simply go to an AAU tournament.

“The last Black man to drink on this network got fired” - Roy Wood Jr on #CNNNYE

1x this girl was crying and this ugly dude told her she was beautiful and she started crying even harder.

Y’all been on here being freaky???

It's gone be about 100 people left over here trying to out horny each other at 10:01 every night. 💀

I hate when I’m checking out somewhere and they turn the screen around talkin bout “it’s gone ask you a question then you can insert your pin”. I’m not tipping you at Target fam.

I’m late but on time! Happy Holidays

People praise Home Alone 3 just to be different. Just like this newfound love for Family Matters. Knock it off.

Ya'll mfs need to be beaten with sticks 😭💀💀

Rosa Red

This is not of God and I know you a believer. 😭

Sexy Parks

Yea, it’s like painting a picture with words and you start to visualize depending on how in depth the author gets.

I thought AI was here to help us

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Why is Chicago this small? Why he in my “people you may know”?

Was that Jay Z court case some “Make A Wish” shit?

Certain celebrities you have to either be loud about your disdain for them or don’t say nothing at all. These people be so sensitive about opinions, they will blackball you even before you become blackballable. This is a fact.

Today is my daughter’s first ballet recital. A whole year of preparation for her to be on stage for 2 mins. Yay!

You not supposed to “learn” it. It’s either in you or it ain’t

I really don’t like when men call me sir tho. They say it very sassy.

Look at this baddie

The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene. Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.

If I go to a wedding and the groom walks out to “International Player’s Anthem”, Ima take my reception plate to go.

Watching somebody make their dreams come true up close, is something everybody should experience for their self belief.

Watching BJ’s episode of R&B Money reminds me of when I was a shorty.

Get tested for everything if you can. Even in committed relationships. Even if you hibernating your nibbly bits for the winter.

This chick I know posted “go to the gym” and she got a coin slot for a belly button. I’m offended and I ain’t even a woman.

There is absolutely no way any shooter smart enough to learn the early morning whereabouts of an insurance CEO would be dumb enough to still be walking around with the murder weapon a week later.

Just heard a dude say “oompa loompa thick” in his song and was reminded that all the original ommpa loompa were men. But like Ray J said “love who you wanna love!”

Hi all! On Saturday, Dec. 21, Clark Street Sports is hosting its holiday party, and has invited me to do a reading and signing of WHY WE ROOT: Mad Obsessions of a Chicago Sports Fan. I've signed 20 special books that CSS is selling. Details on the flyer. See you there! @blingstein.bsky.social

If you really think about it, limewire is where our trust issues began.

I have seen “he fixed her crown” 89 times from 89 different people since that Usher and Keyshia video came out. Where’s the originality?