we probably should’ve scrapped our entire political system when a significant portion of the voting population decided, against overwhelming medical advice, that a vaccine was more dangerous to them than horse dewormer

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t want to annex Canada, Columbia, Cuba, Greenland, Mexico, or Panama, and just wants universal healthcare.

People who think they are tech savvy think that AI is great, while people who are actually tech savvy are like, "Ugh, just let me do it myself, I don't need a chatbot for everything... or anything, really. I could've been done with this task minutes ago without it."

gdq.gg/live AGDQ 2026 IS LIVE! Go donate and stuff.

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.

Shoutout to all my fellow Y2K survivors

It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! We're not getting sued! But it doesn't have a wheelchair and a pink mohawk. #iykyk

I still don't believe the orange jackass won legitimately. His sudden confidence near the end of his campaign... he knew the fix was in place. Muskrat's direct-to-cell tech in place to remote control the voting systems compromised by his tech bros... "Elon knows those computers" is a confession.

Same.

Just experimenting here: *Ahem* I am radical left scum. We all found out the criminal-in-chief is the worst sort of human being possible. Or rather, we knew that but now there's a boatload of evidence online courtesy of the DoJ and their incompetence. When he goes down, will you go down with him?

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

My local taco shop is finally open again after being raided by ICE. This is a giant ass pulled pork burrito from there, there are many like it but this one is mine. 😁 Also, ICE can go pound rock salt up their backside. Extra coarse for better traction in winter.

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Me, to myself: "It's actually a nice day out, I should probably go do something today." My body: "FUCK, and I cannot stress this enough, YOU." Me: "That's a fair point."

MAGA probably hates the Calibri font because they think the name sounds woke or gay or some dumb shit. "Can't have no fruity fonts in our gubmint, no sir." Really, though, this font BS is just another distraction from, well... *gestures at everything* ...and of course, Epstein. It's not working.

Damn, that's sad.

The orange jackass wants shootings to continue because he knows the left's knee-jerk response is to call for banning guns. This not only gets the right worked up against the left for attacking the 2nd amendment, it also discourages the left from owning guns at all. Now why would he want that?

♫ He shouldn’t have run ♫ He shouldn’t have tried ♫ They found coke in the sleigh ♫ And an old forty-five ♫ Santa Claus is going downtown

Oh the weather outside is frightful And US prices: frightful And the ICE attacks are frightful And war crimes, also frightful And the president's mental & physical health: frightful And our rights being stripped, way frightful And human trafficking: so frightful And everything else is frightful

♫ and a partridge in a bear tree

So now this shows up when you try to browse #Amazon in a private window or incognito mode, clicking on it ends up undoing the privacy so they can still track you and the stuff you look up ends up in your Amazon browsing history anyway. Amazon, that's some old bullshit.

streetwaka

I don't have a Spotify account. Never have, probably never will since they run ads for ICE recruitment. Screw them.

ya don't mess with the arctic circle

We're stopping the production of pennies because the US doesn't make cents anymore. I apologize for nothing.

i’m so full i could shit a horse

This for me but make it Caramelldansen, because I won't have to see or hear it. All three dancers with my face, leave the girl bods and hair for good measure, just to keep 'em questioning the meaning of it. For YEARS.

Not an ad, I just love these damn things and they're on sale so I ordered another pair. These are my do-everything scissors. Great for the kitchen, too. They come apart to clean, come with a sharpener, bottle opener, and wire cutters. Just a really good pair of scissors, they never let me down.

my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is

A tiny bit of shameless self-promotion because the gifting season is creeping up on us. If you’re after something delicious, handcrafted, and ethical, my chocolate boxes, bars, and treats make really lovely gifts. Treat yourself, treat someone else, or both, I won’t judge! Reshares appreciated! 🍫✨

Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.

Art by • Régis Moulun

“My dad is so old…” “How old is he?” “He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”

Orange jackass says fine, release the files, "we have nothing to hide." Either the dementia is doing its thing, or we're about to get a bunch of AI-generated slop about how everyone on Epstein Island was happy and punch and pie was served. Or he just pardons himself and flips the bird.

“Are the cops gone?” “Yeah.” “Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”

New fun thing to do that I actually won't do because I'm awkward: saying 6-7 around random school-aged kids while walking through stores. I bet the parents would love it. 😁

Can confirm.