Merry gritmas #gritty

Merry gritmas #gritty

If you’ve never had eggnog cookies, you are truly missing out. #ChristmasCookies

When I say I’m making #christmascookies this is what I mean 🍪🧳

#bibluesky #davidbowie

Quin is a rescue, my ever vigilante guard dog. He wants to be close to me, but doesn’t like to cuddle. He gets this close maybe once a week if I’m lucky. #dogsofbluesky

SIMPLY HAVING A

This was in response to a tiktok about the misdirected anger polyam people receive from unhappy & unhealed people. 😳 #polyam #polybluesky

Stop sharing his picture

He’s not dead, he’s just very comfy & spoiled. #dogsofbluesky

Do I watch this every year just because the couples names are Brad & Kate? Yes, yes I do🎄

Quin reminding me that he’s the gift 🎁🎄 #dogsofbluesky

A BACKPACK FULL OF MONOPOLY MONEY ??!!

it’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a healthcare CEO to enter the kingdom of god

God grant me the confidence of a medium ugly straight man on a dating app saying he’s looking for TWO women to form a poly throuple with him, and not even bothering to look nice or smile in his pics.

Half of this country voted for a Mr Potter while the rest of us are George Bailey-ing it, wondering if anything we’ve ever done even mattered. #itsawonderfullife

What's the weirdest nonsense your red state governor has gotten up to? My red state governor helped fund a creationist museum that has a diorama showing Noah putting stegosaurs on the ark.

Everyday these mfrs push me closer to feeling like nothing matters, and I might as well get an onlyfans. But then these poser puritans will just go and ban that too.

Them: get a side hustle. Me: grows & monetizes a platform on tiktok. Them: not like that.

THIS is the bad place

Dads in Boston describing their gay children

😈🖤

“You seem really cool” Me: pls lower your expectations immediatelyyyyy😅

Thanks?