Uno debería venir con fecha de muerte incluida no más pa’ saber si vale la pena seguir ahorrando para el retiro o si ya me lo gasto en viajes

Quién diría que encontraría tanto placer en sentarme al lado de la ventana a picar cebolla

Yellowjackets twitter would be so much happier w the show if they only got over the fact this series is not the acclaimed Emmy nominee from s1 anymore and now is just a comedy and unserious show like Riverdale but w better writing and casting, and it’s ok, it is still fun!

Amanda Seyfried reveals a ‘Jennifer’s Body’ sequel is currently in the works: “I think we’re making another one. I didn’t confirm it! I said “I think”, (she winks). We’re working on it, we’re working on it.”

I think my only real complaint about the new yellowjackets season (since s2 actually) is how abused the element how music has been. You have a song every 3 min. I can recall too many iconic moments from s1 bc how accurate placed were the songs in key scenes. Now they seem meaningless

Ghost Jackie punching the air having to witness THAT. Like, all it took was a dead baby and a best friend for Shauna to finally kiss a girl lmao

I’m just gonna say i’m loving all of the decisions they’re making for this new Yellowjackets season, risky but fun! Also Misty being in the center this time is having me hooked!

Ay muchas gracias pero la voy a piratear

Qué bueno que al final no vimos QUEER en el cine. Tremenda cosa tan aburrida no pasamos ni de la media hora 🫠

Mexico’s President, Claudia Sheinbaum, has ordered retaliatory tariffs on the United States.

The White Lotus ft some mexican beach when??

Sometimes I think ppl on Letterboxd don’t really have opinions of their own bc what do they all mean when they say they didn’t understand Mulholland Drive?

‘The White Lotus’ has been renewed for a fourth season.

Is not that serious lmaooo

Film Director David Lynch has passed away at the age of 78. Some of his most notable works include ‘Mulholland Drive’, ‘Twin Peaks’, ‘The Elephant Man’, ‘Blue Velvet’ & more.

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

A woman was scammed out of $800K+ by someone posing as Brad Pitt Using edited pics and AI vids, he convinced her to divorce her husband, send money for a fake kidney surgery, and believe his accounts were frozen due to Angelina Jolie She realized it was fake when Pitt was on the news with a new GF

-Alguien: *da un argumento bien elaborado de porque algo está mal/mal hecho* -Un npc: “ES QUE SEGURO TIENES ENVIDIA”

Jean Smart wins the #GoldenGlobes award for Best Actress in a Musical/Comedy series.

Why ppl watching Squid Games being so shocked about the casting being full of terrible men when nowdays South Korea is well known for being full of violent misogynsts and no woman in that country wants to be near them. Your idols are probably no different lmao

SHUT UP 😭😭😭

Umineko y Yellowjackets son tan parecidos en estructura. Ya veo por qué caí durísimo por la última (aparte de ser mujeres protagonistas ofc)

I still can’t get over how cool my birthday was. My friends bring tears to my eyes 😭

My most recent digital painting! #digitalart #painting

I love the movie the substance cause she goes through all that just to keep working. Like oh I’m hot again I guess I’ll work some more. Weird bitch

#ScaryMovie6 will release in 2026 🍿 "We're gonna make a classic" (via BigBoyTV)

Mfs who love coffee need to start loving mints. Bold ass breath.

If the new American Psycho ain’t gay, I don’t want it

Ppl really see we close at 8pm and think they can walk in 10min prior for a 45min haircut and get mad at us for refusing lmao

Ghost Trick is technically a Christmas game maybe the best Christmas game you should play it play it now

the way they all nod fiercely oh I can't WAIT

GOOD NEWS YALL

JACKIESHAUNA NEVERRRRR DIES!!!

Saoirse Ronan lookalike contest! Location: my room

The Menu casting director saw Anya Taylor Joy and really said “yeah, she defo has the face of someone who works on costumer service” and went on w the idea and I respect that

Season 3 of ‘The White Lotus’ will premiere in February.

"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"

I didn’t leave X because people there had different opinions and ideologies, I left because it stopped being fun. I get on social media to chat with people who think thinking is fun. X stopped being a place where that was true.

Music to write to

It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool

Say what??

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

A shitload of conservative accounts are flooding bluesky because they have no one to argue with on twitter. Block them and move on. Do not engage. Simply wait for the inevitable thinkpiece where they are qouter whining that no one will argue with them and that makes them sad.

I hope Ella and that Abbie chick are dating tbh

ghost jackie whenever shauna’s about to do something questionable

(Finally) escaping twitter reminds me of this mystic I once read who said that the gates of hell are always open for those who are ready to leave.

Ojalá algún día el Nodal se de cuenta que la monogamia no es lo suyo y se acepte como poliamoroso que es y de paso deja destruir a tanta morra a su paso