hm.... met a celebrity last night! He was rather charming! i think his name was Jeff... and he was a Killer!

[ DISCLOSURE BEFORE PROCEEDING ] The mun of this account is not the same as the previous Ultra Magnus. The role has been transferred to someone else within the group. Do not harass the previous mun, or the current mun about the previous one. Thank you.

[OOC] ultra greenus

[ooc] HES BECOMING GREEN

[OOC: This is for Harrow since he decided to prevent me from messaging him PRIVATELY on Discord when he’s the one who kept pestering people. First two images are the context.]

[ooc] Hello, Starscreamer mun here, serious post this time. I will be retconning all interactions with Fireblast, Tracks, and Ultra Magnus until further notice due to their past behavior and other, other shit that occur within other people.

THIS! This is mine! truly, this describes me!~

Yes YES! I look adorable as a "Chiikawa"! Beautiful artwork as always!!!

after what felt like a month, MY STRAWPAGE IS BACK! You can ask questions and send cute fanart to the glorious potential leader of the decepticons, ME! ✨ starscreamleaderdecepticon.straw.page

[OOC] I will no longer be interacting with Tracks due to some of the content the Mun has created. I am genuinely disturbed by what she has made and have went ahead and blocked the Tracks account. If anyone wishes to know - the mun for the Tracks account has written fics that contain Underaged Sex.

one time me and prowl were sleeping and i woke up the morning and his entire hand was on my face. also where did you get this photo? please delete-

{haaah... that felt good, i should talk in vosian more, damn...}

[after beginning the installing the update inside of him, Starscream then focused on two things at hand, his desk, a piece of an Allspark fragment from his helm, and a small key he found in the dumpster, he examined it carefully on the desk he had.]

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚘; 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚠𝚊𝚟𝚎] Thank you! Just what I need to start on something I've been working on for myself...

‼️ATTENTION!‼️ Update about the post with Virus. Some of the infected can transmit viruses through 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬! 𝙺𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎: Infected Optimus Prime. But for safety, do not open files and other things from other infected bots!

I've heard many things about you, and a lot of it is NOT GOOD.

[ooc] halloween event over cause like im working and im getting overstimmed 😭

MEGATRON IS A WIMP!

MEGATRON SHALL PAY FOR THE-WAIT A MINUTE HANG ON

I am locked and loaded. i am ready to KILL

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚘; 𝙼𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗 #𝚝𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚐𝚎., URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] Lord Megatron, i need to speak to you, it is severely urgent, no it is not related to anything minor it is actually urgent, and preferably i want us to talk now. we have a lot to discuss. I'm serious.

A-ANOTHER ONE OF ME?! That can't be possible, there's no way that theres another one of me wh HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

[ooc] dont dont dont dont dont dont dont dont dont dont

brrrr.... it's cold this morning... I'm still in the lab but I am cuddled up under a bunch of blankets, it's still not working, I'm still cold :(

so uh. i may have gotten back into cloning

Being in the lab is peaking my interest back into science and experimenting, I've thinking of the time i fell in a garbage boat, I dug in there and found a really small key, so maybe i can use this for an experiment? Not the Allspark key, but still...

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚘; 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕 #𝚝𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚍 <33333333] Prowl, my darling~ my cherry blossom~ Can you please come over to the island? It is severely urgent! Quite the emergency even! @prowler-bot.bsky.social

YES THERE IT IIIIIIIIS!!! THERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD SHE'S SPARKED SHE IS EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

how's everyone's afternoon been?~ i feel very lovely today me thinks <333

Good grief

@bestprime.bsky.social COME GET YOUR TWINS THEYRE PRANKING ME

For some reason, someone keeps moving my energon glass a little to the left whenever I leave it alone, who's doing this to me??????? whoever the culprit is, please speak up!

To my guy reading all of our posts in class or during work. Don't stop, keep reading! GIVE US YOUR ATTENTION!!! Ignore school / work. That's temporary. Transformers are forever. ❤️

[ooc] LOL SORRY PERSON WHO READS THESE IN CLASS I was told by someone in group chat that someone reads these in class and its like "omgggg this is so funny" person who reads these if you're the person that reads my posts in class/work/dinner out in public i hope you know that you matter to me ❤️

Hey nerd! If you're reading this, this is your reminder to focus on your schoolwork ya freak!

[OOC] Hello, it's me again. I want to explain that I am on another hiatus due to the harrasment on my strawpage. I won't be back until I am better and things settle down. Those who have harrassed me in my strawpage about ships I am doing on this account. Fuck off my page, let me have fun. -M00n

okay, nah, Im going back inside, I'm not dealing with this tonight!

okay so i think im hallucinating, that was in english before, no? am i in hell does anyone in here know russian?

why is there russian music coming from outside my corridor window this is the second time this fucking week ive had something outside my corridor windows

𝘈𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘩𝘩~ Got my account back! The TRUE Second in command/Leader of the Decepticons is back in TRUE FORM! And yes! My head is back too! I'm laying in Blackarachnia's nest, she's comforting me... I love her... I love her and Prowl and Skyfire... it feels so good to be back ❤️

[𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎!] [𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙵𝙰𝙲𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙷 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝙼𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼!!!!]

[𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐...]

0Kay!! Hi5 head i5 BACK 0N HI5 B0DY! Now to unhack 0ut of thi5 acc0unt. THI5 5ITE 5TINKS! I'm LEAVING! I'm g0nna g0 lead a n0rmal life n0w, i h0pe i never have t0 see thi5 5TUPID 5ite again, LATER L0ZERZ!!!!!

IM HEADING TO DIN0B0T I5LAND, IM CURRENTLY THERE RN

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERZ HAVE HIZ HEAD IM TRYING TO RETURN IT

okay. Okay. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Okay. okay thiz was bad idea oh i feel nauzeouz I cant control hiz body

i lozt my $ key on my keyboard zo now i have to tyoe every word with an $ az a z. I WILL NOT GET PWNED EAZILY!

Nononono LOOK! NOT EVEN I DO THIS KINDA SELF SWANKING! THIS GUY'S GOT A BIGGER EGO THAN I DO!

Wait a second... this guy's INSANE! What do you mean he has a whole set of filez in his body? Interesting...

This guy named STARSCREAM used to run this account? 2 BAD luzerz!!! It's MINE NOW!!! Its FUNNY really! All i had to do was rip his head off of his own body! i heard he put on Two Face Authentication for teh lulz! WELL GUESS WHO GOT THROUGH THAT! I DID! TOTAL OWNAGE!!!!!!!!