Fascinating. The mechs in your universe are so much more mechanical, less ‘squishy’ than us.

Fragging hell.

What is updog?? Ratbat just laughed when I asked him what it is. -RV

Bonus one.

He gets no optics then since almost nobody appreciates my work.

After being given constructive feedback on that image, I have created this.

fuckin nerd ahahahhaha

[From: Soundwave, to; Ratbat, Laserbeak, Ravage, Rumble and Frenzy # tags: My wards] @the-laserbeak.bsky.social @rumblenfrenzy.bsky.social If Lugnut or any other bot offers you purple colored Energon, refuse.

Too many old people here. We have to euthanize one of them.

[Soundwave stirred awake to something being dropped on his chest and the sound of wings flapping away. [After a moment, he began to sit up slowly. The first thing he saw was a haphazardly placed banner saying ‘HAPPY MOTHERS DAY’ but with ‘MOTHERS’ crossed out and replaced with ‘CAERS’.] -

[SB vented hard. It stinks in here! Why did it feel like the dumpsyer was getting bigger??? As he sinking? Sinking back into the trash he once came from? He couldnt breath! He needed-... SB felt a tap. Then a grip. Wait, this wasn't his body. No! And he wasnt a small bot anymore. Soundblaster-

Either we need another Decepticon medic or we send the old Autobot to a nice farm upstate to even things out.

We should put the Starscreams in a arena and make them fight to the death. Whoever survives is the original.

Aren't you looking steamy today

Hypothetically if Primus was real and you could ask them anything, what would you ask?

Should I make myself a frame?

Lugnut bat (left) and Starscream bat (right) -RB

I HAVE GAINED ACCESS TO THE LOCAL CYBERWEB. THIS IMAGE SHOWS THE GLORIOUS LORD MEGATRON’S STRENGTH IN COMPARISON TO THE FEEBLE MAGNUS

I’ve got moss growing on the walls of my room in the Con base, thats why we are superior -RB

Too many Autobots on this app. We have to put one of you down.

This is how I look trying to hide MY food -RB

I don’t think i’ve seen this guy move since last night -RB

[A few more new, newer posters popped up.]

[More, newer posters began to pop up around Detroit.]

[Soundwave knew those billboards he’d bought out would one day come in handy. He sent out messages to the humans to change the clown images to the ones provided. The mech made a mental note to create some more later.] -

Hm. Interesting.

Now I know why.

This cave is freezing.

Ew, more Autobots.

@the-laserbeak.bsky.social -RB

I should start reaching out to companies to see if they can produce Decepticon ones…

[𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘮: 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰; 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘬 # 𝘵𝘢𝘨(𝘴): 𝘍𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 🍎] @halkheart.bsky.social Are you doing alright? I know you are still recovering, but Sumdac told me you stopped bringing him food.

-RB

Batteries taste so good when u don’t have someone lurking over your shoulder telling you not to eat so many otherwise your tanks will hurt -RB

My organic counterpart, felines, are known for hunting birds and small mammals such as bats. Unlike them though I do not have any desire to hunt. Yet somehow my Cassette siblings will fall for my fake threats to eat them whenever they are being annoying. I find it a little hilarious, haha. -RV

[Theres a few moments of silence before the speakers turn on, making a crackling sound. The music starts to play after a moment then.] open.spotify.com/track/1mnQiO...

The Boss banned me from them ☹️ And online poker -RB

I just stood up and heard my back audibly crack.

Ratbat just showed me this??

That test said I would be a “Stoic Omega.”

You only just learned about it?

Oh, it is the one on Creator’s dart board. -RV

There are many new Cybertronians on this app, it is almost as overwhelming as meeting the rest of my kin yesterday. -RV

She is purring so loudly in her sleep, I cannot get up. That would be far too rude.

She is here. Cower before my newest Cassette, Ravage, Autobot scum.

The Cassette carrier stood in an isolated part of the mine with Ravage’s finished frame, away from any cameras and bots. Shockwave didn’t need to see this and as much as he loved his other bitlets, he didn’t want them to immediately overwhelm their newest sibling. -