I felt obliged to give it a try.

[After a day of rest, he knocked on Orion’s door again before heading in, a stack of datapads. He drops them down and motions Orion forward.] @scaredandtired.bsky.social

My apologies for being so sudden, but with what I’ve researched, outside of the spark shards we’ve see here such things shouldn’t be possible, but also the Allspark has been referred to as Cybertron’s heart. Anything influenced by it may cause some strange happenings.

@fail-team.bsky.social [In the middle of the woods, in nowhere Michigan, Longarm waits in darkness, his red optic glowing brightly as he internally makes a check of the weapons he has on his person.]

—WARNING 18+ CONTENT AHEAD, CW FOR ICKY THINGS— Now, what I find very disgusting and disturbing, is his provilication to write revenge p*rn, about those he doesn’t like. Write is a weak word. It’s artificially generated. His most recent purchases are various functionalist affirming s*x toys.

I think we should start with what we know. He is a functionalist, inspired by a senator of old. With dreams of becoming Magnus (which I should note he cannot because to take the position he does have means he’s blocked himself off from rising higher.) He wanted the Decepticon registration act

Since we’ve all decided on taking action action against D0N-46 (Dogma) I have some information many may be interested in.

Dogma.

If I didn’t think you were doing this for Soundblaster I’d think you were a tryhard.

I’d like to issue a formal apology of how I acted last night. I was not in the right frame of mind, and should have not acted this way, especially on a semi-offical account. It was never my intention to come up here and drunkenly say many things I did not mean, as I was not in the right processor.

Yyyyouuuu allll succcc Bemsides thee mrchs

[Longarm approaches the spare hab he gave to Orion, a stack of datapads in hand. It was annoying, having to stay in this form and care for someone who didn’t understand even ‘yes’ and ‘no’, so it was time to figure out what language Orion spoke. @scaredandtired.bsky.social

What..

Woah! I didn’t know this guy has a social media account, wayyy too easy to get into too btw ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ It’s nice to see him interacting with others, thought he was a loner. But how is everyone doing? (◕ε◕*)’

[As a small Autobot intelligence ship drifts through space, something comes up on its scanners. Longarm looks and sighs, perhaps something interesting will be salvaged. He pulls the ship close to the scanners and waits for something to crop up.] @scaredandtired.bsky.social

𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎] @cliffjump.bsky.social There has been a change of plans, something has come up and I must directly come to Earth. Once you get Arcee, you can take her to where my ship will be parked. I look forward to seeing you soon. - Longarm Prime

I feel like something is missing from my bookshelf but I can’t figure out exactly what.

[OOC] Please go outside and touch grass if you can't differentiate fiction from reality. We are just rp accounts, we are in character, no need to be an asshole. Please don't do this shit ever again.

I don’t even need to watch soap operas with this level of drama happening.

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙾𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚞𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎] @bossbotprime.bsky.social Optimus, I hope this message finds you well. I have just had a concerning talk with Bumblebee. He has been seeing reductional, functionalist language. And under the right circumstances this can be seen as hate speech.

Mindbreak? I swear I’ve heard that name before in my own research. Who was he?

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙱𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚎𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜) 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎] @stinglikebumblebee.bsky.social I’ve become aware you’ve recently been referring to Decepticons as objects. Despite the fact they are our enemies, taunting can only go so far, including using outdated functionalist language. If this happens again-

After some serious thought I have come up with a theory. We know that Longarm Prime is a Constructicon from a Colony World, and he took the noble and righteous path of becoming an Autobot. But why? We know he is a strong advocate for equitable treatment for those from the colony worlds, and it is

[Such a lovely gift from his beloved angel, bound and gagged, tied to the berth. The speedster was a lovely lilac colour. Overlord planned on turning them pretty pink though] How should we play together today...? Any thoughts...? Overlord snickered at the muffled cries, deciding to start slow and-

@orionsspark.bsky.social [In Alice’s inbox a job offer reaches them. It’s an official invitation from the Autobot Intelligence Department to be apart of the ‘newly instated’ HR division. The pay is very good, the shanix automatically converted into Earth currency, with a plethora of benefits]

OOC: GO MY SCARAB GET HIS AFT

Why do I feel like someone is talking about me?

[A prerecorded message plays in the room] So quick to give into anger. Did Lugnut give you lessons in emotional control? [Bass boosted Swan Lake Suite by Tchaikovsky plays from the speakers afterwards]

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝙲𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚏𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 # 𝚃𝚊𝚐(𝚜): 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎] @cliffjump.bsky.social @advocatemirage.bsky.social Arcee has just recovered from her injuries, and coma. I am sending you two with a small ship to retrieve her from Earth and to my office.

[He sighs to himself and sends a work order to Cliffjumper before he gets started on more requests to go through.]

I’ve just reset my optics for the first time in 5 vorns. Congrats

I find myself lucky there are not many works about myself on this A03.

So the Decepticons have found it as well

Being on this organic site has meant I’ve been exposed to a lot more than I expected ranging from human poetry to certain sites I don’t believe I can say here.

OOC: You wanna kiss me so badly

[The camera flashes for a moment before going back to normal.]

I’m not that obvious. If I wanted to make a move against Soundwave, I would’ve already done so.

Curious, others on the account. I suppose it’s due to Soundwave being a cassette carrier, if I’m not wrong. Very few of that type left..

An influx of Decepticons here, I wouldn’t have expected them to pay attention to an organic website.

Greetings, my name is Peacekeeper and I am the Communications Specialist for the "Field Analysis & Investigation League" Within this post I have included what all of us look like. Also has anyone seen our scout? We sent her to this planet to investigate a signal, but she has gone MIA. -Peacekeeper

Hello. My name is Optimus Prime. Bumblebee and Sari suggested that I should make a social media account, so they helped me create one. I hope to learn more about humans and Earth, and in return, I will be documenting our daily lives and work here in Detroit.

Hello. I am Longarm Prime, head of Autobot Intelligence. For those of you unaware of the existence of Cybertronians, we are a non-organic species from the far end of the galaxy. Autobots are one of the major factions of Cybertronians. Your heros of Detroit are other such Cybertronians.

⚠️ ⚠️ This is a marker post! The Bluesky TFA RP is going to go through a reset! Everything from BEFORE this post is from the old rp, and everything AFTER this post is the new rp. Shockwave/ Longarm will be reset!

OOC: Hi everyone!! I’m making this post as a sort of announcement. By 12am pst on January 1st, many people on the tfa bluesky rp will be resetting. So what does this mean? It means that some characters will be given a clean slate, as many of us are so grateful to be apart of this, a lot of us did

OOC: Sobbing so hard

[After the ceremony, the boys and others made their way to a warehouse, refurbished into an actual venue, lines of Cybertronian cuisine and a few human dishes where visible, as well as an energon cake, a topper of Shockwave and Soundwave dancing. There was a dance floor, and suspended above +

@the-real-megatron.bsky.social @bossbottfa.bsky.social @bestprime.bsky.social @orionsspark.bsky.social @halkheart.bsky.social @hotwheelies.bsky.social @soundblasterr.bsky.social @thesuperiormachine.bsky.social @prowler-bot.bsky.social @the-laserbeak.bsky.social [On the beach of Lake Huron-

Hm. Interesting.

OOC: I love my partner guys if anything happened to him I’ll kill everyone and then myself.

OOC; tearing my hair out rn