OOC: Functionalism better start catching these hands

OOC: Free my HR employee!!! Alice doesn’t deserve this

I’ve made this, ‘Strawpage’ if anyone wants to ask questions. I’m afraid I’m not the best at making sites so it’s themed. autobotrung.straw.page

OOC: This should’ve never happened. We are all people, no matter the characters we play. Shame on whoever did this.

Guys look I did a thing #tfa #wavewave

[𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖, 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚘𝚜] Oh, thhanks for not letting me fall... What time is it?

OOC: Crying, shaking

Drifting slowly in the void, Rodimus was tempted to never online himself again. Never to feel sorrow again. Never to feel rage again. Never to FEEL again. Just a rusting Bot in the woods for someone to stumble upon and wonder who he had been. Ouh how those thoughts were tempting. Maybe, just maybe

OOC: Alright that’s it, I’m never letting him out of my sight.

ooc:

OOC: If anyone hurts my nephew I will kill everyone and then myself

Rodimus…? It’s- It’s good to see you back.

[𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚎; 𝚃𝚘 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 # 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜(𝚜): 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎] I have sent coordinates for a possible meeting place, as per your request. [coordinates.pdf] They are near the old docks. @soundblasterr.bsky.social

The scanners picked something loud up, what was that exactly?

✨New squishable! Double Prime!✨ Puptimus Prime! Hes just soft and comforting. Also comes in and exclusive PINK! LongBear Prime! Friend shaped with a video recoding device in that red globe of his. Talk about getting your stealthy intel! @bossbottfa.bsky.social @longarmprime.bsky.social #HalkArt

So I’ve decided to indulge my curiosity and read a few works on Archive of Our Own, and what I’ve seen has certainly been…enlightening

What’s dead dove exactly?

If you actually show yourself I can properly send one to you.

Announcement from the Autobot Council: The list of Ultra’s (formerly Magnus) crimes are as follows: High treason Fraternization (both 3.22 and 3.33 in the Autobot code) Corruption of a Government Position Abuse of power Atrocities against property and mechs during war (1.34)

OOC: Count your days Trepan

[Theres a knock at the base door, as Shockwave takes a step back.] Soundwave? I’m here. @soundwave-tfa.bsky.social [His face is blank, his optic staring straight forward.]

Mmmm Yes yes yes i see the future

OOC: Should we tell them about the other harems-

🎉CONGRADULATIONS🎉

Rodimus…? I…my apologies. If you can see me at your latest convenience.

‘Just for fun’ my arse, saying this when he knocked up Roddy 💀

OOC: sobbing myself, how dare you.

Little Sparkling so cute and small and vulnerable who left the lights in your sensitive big optic. Chubby cheeks. Smooth edges for an easy push <3 @rodimustheprime.bsky.social @longarmprime.bsky.social

OOC: Oh noes…how did this happen

Longarm, more like Longlegs~ ( @longarmprime.bsky.social ) #transformers #longarm #HalkArt

TFA x Floriography These took wayyy too long c': Who else would you want to see in this style? I'm thinking TFA Starscream and Megs next ✨️ Oh and bonus points if you can guess the flower meanings c; #transformers #tfa #art #bskyart #OptimusPrime #Shockwave #Jazz #maccadams #maccadam #digitalart

There are some things that even intelligence can’t prepare you for.

[It takes a little while before the form of Shockwave enters the Decepticon base. He makes his way to the command center, various tools tucked in his subspace.] Lord Megatron? I’m here @the-real-megatron.bsky.social

OOC:

Time for this again: And really you think submit— *achoo*! …what

Welcome aboard, Bumblebee

I accept this position and I look forward to working with Sentinel Magnus.

I swear to Primus I’m not getting paid enough for this.

How are you able to still make posts??

The bear part is mostly because of your shape. And tbh ive had this image on the back burner for a while

And this is why we actually read the online safety announcements. Maybe Dogshit Prime will actually read towards peace, and make actual critical analysis of it instead of being a mouthpiece.

That’s…quite a reaction…. Personal curiosity sake, by how much?

Announcement: A new Interim Magnus has been chosen by the council! Sentinel Prime, @bestprime.bsky.social Will be the new Interim Magnus, if Ultra is declared guilty, Sentinel Magnus will be sworn in as a permanent Magnus.

My apologies, it seems my account was broken into while I was away for the day. The post has been deleted and the Intelligence Agency is looking into the leak. We are unsure if the post was actually made by the missing Cliffjumper Prime or a Decepticon attempting to sow discord.

✏️ [ #transformersanimated #transformers ] A little shitpost for a server

[Scene: isolated meeting place, late afternoon. Shockwave approaches the coordinates, making sure he isn’t seen] Soundwave?

[OOC: sorry for this being late!! It was move in week for me.] I’d say around 3-4 average sized bots? More if I stretch.

WIP: I dont know what im doing, they are ruining my life with their love

[Leaning in, Rodimus pressed his forehead against Longarms and places a soft kiss on his nasal ridge. ] I love you. [A warm spark pulse spread across his frame and his inner temperature rose slightly. Not too hot, but like a little pocket heater on a nice winters night.]