{Drags this character away to be redone and retold. :3}

My vox hurts... Like lots... And I'm with the Decepticon's of this universe, but Sweet Alice is also here which made me very happy when I realised. I remember what happened. I want to go home.

Owie... Helm hurt...

Oh! I think I found something!😁

Still looking.😓

This is Cattrap, I am not on Earth as per my captains newest post, it is my captains choice on when we return to the planets surface, I will still use this app, but rarely.

What happened to Sweet Alice?

The fact that the other me's look so... Happy with Megatron...😐 And yes, I'm still on the fanart stuff. ... I found the fanfiction- Not that I've never seen it before, trust me, I'm addicted to fanfiction, but goodness me.🫢🫣

Morning or something, so tired from the previous days.🥱💤

You know, being on this app in this universe gives me a little more access to some things... Like... Seeing... Me... Or a version of me... Interfacing with Megatron.

I've just seen the "Attention" post... Wow...

Ha ha ha. Crazy how the past seems to hit you like a tank-former in a *mood*... Even crazier when it hits across universes.✌️🫩

I. Love. Earth cats. We have something similar and I've done my best to translate their names, cy-cat, bolt-cat, link, tyger (interesting history), just to name a few, but the closest to Earth cats would be cy-cat.😁😊 Anyway, back to my original point, you take such funny photos of your cats!😂🤣

I found an image of what that stupid mech looked like when I threw Crimson Spew at him!

[Orion is currently doing a victory dance in front of Exploit who's having a coughing fit. He yell's something at the virus.] "GET CRIMSON SPEW'D!" [Exploit is coughing and seems to have red puffing out from his vents. Orion shouts something else.] "CHEMICAL WARFARE, GLITCH!" [Orion takes off.]

@orionsspark.bsky.social Uhm, sorry to tag you, sweet Alice, but....

I have just read through Orion's messages. Why are they in our universe? - Cattrap

I'm feeling so rebellious today! I love it!🤭✌️

Wish I could play music... All I can do is listen to all this amazing music made by others and just dream of being on stage again. Suppose I got my wish about wanting to escape conformity.😑😞

I'M LOVING THIS! CUT, CUT, CUT ME UP AND FUCK, FUCK, FUCK ME UP! HAHAH! My creators would FLIP if they heard me listening to this!

I've been spending my time just researching about Earth now that I'm here and I've gotten to the music part of my studying- Who was going to tell me rock and roll/heavy metal was pretty much like what I do?!😍😁 I AM LOVING METALLICA🤩🤩🤩🩷🩷🩷 OH AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON AC/DC!😍

I'm at a loss for words.

Can... Someone help? I'm not... From here? I think... I think I'm on an organic planet?😰😵‍💫

I just had the most amazing conversation with THE Megatron! 😁🤩 He's such a great conversationalist! We match each other on so many views, the only difference is his leaning towards violence while I consider myself a pacifist.😊🤔

I'm back my sweetsparks!😘 How are you all? Still on tour btw, but I've found the time to come back and talk!😀 I'm so stressed out.

Uh... Seems like a lot is happening online, haha! I'll go back to my break from the grid, I think.😅😵‍💫

I think I'll be less active now the tour is really kicking up in responsibilities I need to have a handle on, so sorry! I'll miss talking to you all!😟🥺💔

Travelling today, next stop, Praxium!😁 I can't wait!🤩

I really need to calm down at seeing a different Megatron like my posts, haha! 😂🤣😅

Wow! Wow wow wow! You lot were so loud and hyped! I'm so happy! That went amazing, thanks to all of you who came to the Neurospan concert! Amazing, the lot of you! 💕🩷✨ I even had a few happy and bright eyed Decepticon's come backstage and give me lots of servoshake's and even some hugs! 🤗🥰

Today's the day! Can't wait to see you all! 🥰💕🩷

Kaon is beautiful... I'm not new here but each time feels just as special. Everyone says Iacon is the city of beauty, but they speak of looks, not what Kaon has... The culture, the bustling sidewalks and lively chatter, +

Erm, nope! 😁🫡🤣

I think that new mech is gone, finally.

I will let you lot talk to this Orion Pax mech, I give up.

Mechs, omp, THE Megatron liked my post, what do I DO?!!?!?!?!?🫢😱🤭

Mechs, what's going on?!😨 There's someone else on my account saying I'm not Orion Pax?! 😭😱

STOP. FOLLOWING. ME. I. AM. NOT. ORION. PAX.

What is going on?

Uhm, I seem to be having a problem😵 with my account! I keep getting kicked out😢😟!!

That was NOT me.

✨Hello, my sweetsparks✨, Orion Pax here🩷, make sure to catch the tour!🎊🎉 - Kaon, Neurospan - Tarn, Praxium - Tyger Pax, Monoplex - Altihex, Eugenesis - Burthov, Mebion - Upper Petrohex, Dodecahex 💗I'll be sharing my new release, Towards Love!💗 💕Can't wait to see you all! <3💕

I am still having issues, perhaps I'll leave this site for a bit.

I am having issues with this site, which is not so troublesome, I do not use it unless Swingsting begs me to, but it is annoying to be kicked out randomly when I am scrolling.

Mission complete. There is now a "buddy system".

Where is Swingsting, the last message he sent out was "wait one sec, I hear a noise", and then his last post. Where. Is. My. Swingsting.

How do I reassure my friend that our crewmember will live after enduring a processor fry? He hasn't stopped leaking optical fluid for hours now. I hold him close and he shakes with so much terror. Emotions are a plague.

@fail-team.bsky.social. Remove yourself from my following before I remove your ability to function. I have eyes everywhere. I know what you have done to <Goofball>.

( @worldsbestsalesbot.bsky.social ) [Cattrap actually *sighed*, feeling... Something. It weighed on him. Hurt his spark. No matter, he'll complete the delivery, spend some time with Swindle and be out of his cables in no time.] [Cattrap grappled the beanbag commission and headed up into the -

- Swingsting Hey guys, it's Swingsting, had to yoink Cattrap's account to send this out, currently... Grounded from online activity, so no posts :( was already on thin ice but now I pushed too far and broke it, anyway! I'll be back in a day or so (Skewer isn't great at giving out punishments lmao)