Ffffffff..... I didnt- *blub blub* ...think this through! *gurgle gurgle blub blub* Ahhh-! [Context: Nitron thought using his airbags to "float towards civilization down the Amazon River" would be a good idea. He also cannot swim.]

If I jump in this river and deploy my air bags will I float to civilization? I do not like this Amazon Rainforest and I am ready to leave immediately. As a side note: I did try a banana again. And this time I peeled it first. Not bad.

Almost wishing I had become a seeker at this point... Chat, hypothetically... In what direction would one walk to leave, uh... what is this place called again?... Yes, the Amazon Rainforest. I need a cardinal direction please. Or a space bridge. Either will do.

UGH!...The forest FRAGGING SUCKS! 🤬💥 Insects keep flying in my high-grade and getting stuck in my grille! Pebbles have gotten stuck in the seams of my pedes a million times! The articles said 'a walk in the forest' is supposed to be relaxing. #maccadams #justnitronthings #EARTHSUCKS 🌎

Alright, I did more research. Bananas and sausage are elongated consumables that lack seeds. I will procure these now. Oh, my conjunx will be proud of me for being so adventurous while he was away~

...I spent the last cycle doubled over in a random Earth forest. I've never seen so much liquid escape me from random ports before. I should be thankful there was an abandoned energon cube nearby or I might still be suffering on the ground. At least the apple seeds seem to be gone now. Ugh...

Finally landed here on Earth. Honestly I just came to attempt consuming apples. I've read so much about them. My gas tank is full of seeds now though, and it's causing indigestion. Getting all these out will be a nightmare... 😩🍎🍏

Missing my Conjunx.... Why does energon mine surveying take so long, and why are these mines so far away?? *dramatically lays across his chaise lounge*

It has been quite a while since I've posted on this organic social media. I've been out on a road trip visiting as many car washes as I can. Oh, it has been so relaxing~ Some places shine my tires by hand with exotic polishes and it is simply a delightful feeling! #siezetheday #nitron

I've had a kink in my back strut for the last decacycle... Really makes transforming so cumbersome. Time to look for a new machine therapist. My current one obviously has no idea how to fix me.

Don't forget to let your top coat dry before going out or else leaves and grit will stick to your chassis. Use the drying time to read your favorite datapad entries. Or even 'surf on the web' as the organics do. Found a popular attraction called 'YouTube' earlier. Im so going to berthrot tonight!

I need to find my happy place. My cruise control stopped functioning today. 😔😭 Now how am I supposed to enjoy luxury drives along the scenic route???? Activating my engine manually is such a chore. Primus... I'll need a nice hot oil bath to relax when I get back to base.

Time to rise and shine. Especially the *shine* part. Make sure to take time for self-care and proper fueling. Healthy frame, healthy processor!~ Even a breem or two of 'me-time' will do you wonders.