...I can't feel his spark anymore... This must mean news of the accident was true... I will miss you, my Buggy Boo... ...now what... [Static laces his voice. He decides to keep his comms open instead of disconnecting them in case of a miracle. A dear friend urged him not to lose hope.]

I received a half corrupted message today... I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I hope it is not from who I think it's from. I don't think I could take it. Perhaps I should bake some more treats for myself. Yes. Some more Bismuth bars would be nice.

I baked treats today. Bismuth bars, Diamond crumble, Obsidian turnovers and more. Enough for a whole party! But... I sort of... I kind of ate it all myself. Last night at the bar, and now stuffing myself with treats. I'm such a mess right now... I dare not look at myself in the mirror.

I can't get you out of my processor... Baking treats will have to wait. Maybe singing from the depths of my spark can heal my woes. I will be spending tonight at the bar on stage... ( #myart #mycover #JustNitronThings #losinstreak #hazbinhotel #hazbin #nitron #nitrondusk )

Only a few cycles until the love festival. Cobalt is still too far away for the comms to reach and other candidates are undecided. Maybe I should do some baking to help me think about something else. Five layer energon jellies could be fun to make. Let's see what ingredients I have in storage...

Today I learned I should ensure my holoform is displayed with proper pants and shoes. The clothing article called "boxers", while green and stylish, was apparently not acceptable to wear in an aquarium even though they are comparable to "shorts"! And I thought my toes were cute and wiggly... 😮‍💨 🥺

I've decided to visit a local aquarium today to pass the time. Maybe Syntax can find some friends there. The Belle Isle Aquarium. Sounds lovely. I hope I can fit inside. Do they allow cars to drive in?

Ohh~ Finally, I've had a glorious cycle. I want to bake a thousand red oil cakes and sprinkle crushed platinum on top! I want to dance! Has anyone else had a wonderful time today?

I briefly talked to an absolute cutie today! Oh my spark is racing~ That smile... those optics... I should stop before I swoon further. He said he wasn't looking for friend or a lover so, Im out of luck... right? Right?

🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 [In an empty parking lot, he dances in the rain alone while playing soft music from his speakers] [He is restless tonight] 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

[𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙻𝚘𝚐] 𝙼𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙲𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎... 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖... 𝚝𝚠𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚝𝚜... 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝. 𝙾𝚑...

I'm quite annoyed that I am behind on a trend! A little cyber-birdie told me that pink is IN, and other colors are OUT. In honor of my new bestie, @deftrazortfa.bsky.social , I have gone to the local autoshop for an urgent paintjob and detailing. Don't I look cute and innocent? #JustNitronThings

Dear humans, What are milkshakes, and why do they "bring boys to the yard"? I wish to procure one milkshake, please. Where do I go to get one? I hear they come in a variety of earth fruit flavors. Warmest regards, Prince Nitron~💖

I don't travel a lot personally. My conjunx does more than enough exploring for the both of us... Though I've become very interested in your solar system's 'Saturn'. Beautiful rings and I hear it rains diamonds there. I would love to see this with my own optics. So, my answer would be Saturn!

Awwww. Cobalt, you shouldn't have. Seeing your message has brightened up my cycle. How did you manage to get this through to me from so far away? My comms don't even reach you! Either way, I hope you finish you expedition soon so we can be together again~ ✨🚗💚💙🕷️✨

This sign says "Wet Cement" and there is caution tape EVERYWHERE. Sorry humans, I dont know what this 'cement' is or why its wet, but I need to cross this path.

Why yes! I have ingested multiple bananas, peeled and unpeeled, raw apples, and unpeeled sausages. The apple seeds did NOT agree with my systems... Overall, I am not impressed with human consumables. #JustNitronThings

[Sits on the ground and takes Syntax out and into his cupped servos] How are you doing? I've been getting strange feelings lately. It must be this planet. But I am happy you are thriving. Now that I know how to take care of you, we can be together forever. Can't wait for you to meet Cobalt.

AaahhhhhhHHHHH!! I just stepped organic canine waste!!! They told me not to step in the grass.... but I disobeyed. Frag. Frag. Frag. Frag! FRAG! Primus, help me! 💩

I need a garage or something... Street parking during a rain storm is just not doing it for me! Or maybe could someone purchase this for me? Pretty pleeeease with metal shavings on top?~

This follower clearly speaks the truth! Bask in my dazzling charm and unequivocal beauty~ #JustNitronThings

Tralalero Tralala! 🦈👟👟👟

I have familiarized myself with the current trend of "6 7"! Thank you for asking, anonymous follower~ I will always welcome more Strawpage inquiries.

My processor is killing me... I thought it was the high grade from the bar a couple of cycles ago but now I know there's something else going on. The visions are getting stronger. I dont like this... At least Syntax is safe. I shall keep him enclosed for now.

Autobots? Oh... They are awfully boring bots. I've met a couple that have exciting personalities, but the majority are... eh.. Especially that Ultra Magnus fellow. Listing to him drone on is terrible. I'd rather go offline. How do I know this first-hand as a Decepticon?... Well, that's a secret~

Cheetor is slaying so hard he changed his name to Chee-Chee. Another Nitron-licious Boutique masterpiece. Comment below who should come to my shop next for a makeover! (Close up in reply) #maccadams #transformers #beastwars #cheetor #myart #nitronmakeover

Ah~ A very fun and common question. Form and functionality are of equal importance to me. When the situation requires discretion, I simply put them into my subspace. But they are coming back out as soon as possible~ My doors are too beautiful to keep hidden from view! #macaddams #tfoc #myart

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 ̾{̾I̾'̾m̾ ̾f̾a̾l̾l̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾f̾r̾o̾m̾ a̾ ̾s̾h̾i̾p̾?̾ ̾N̾o̾,̾ ̾t̾h̾e̾r̾e̾'̾s̾ ̾n̾o̾t̾h̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾h̾e̾r̾e̾.̾ ̾I̾t̾'̾s̾ ̾q̾u̾i̾e̾t̾.̾ ̾N̾o̾ ̾c̾l̾o̾u̾d̾s̾}̾ ̾ ̾{̾M̾e̾t̾a̾l̾ ̾s̾h̾a̾v̾i̾n̾g̾s̾ ̾a̾r̾e̾ ̾s̾t̾a̾r̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾t̾o̾ ̾a̾p̾p̾e̾a̾r̾.̾ ̾M̾e̾r̾g̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾t̾o̾g̾e̾t̾h̾e̾r̾ ̾i̾n̾t̾o̾ ̾b̾a̾l̾l̾s̾ ̾o̾f̾ ̾l̾i̾q̾u̾i̾d̾.̾ ̾H̾o̾w̾ ̾b̾e̾a̾u̾t̾i̾f̾u̾l̾}̾ ̾ ̾{̾O̾h̾.̾.̾.̾ ̾b̾u̾t̾ ̾n̾o̾w̾ ̾t̾h̾e̾y̾ ̾a̾r̾e̾ ̾r̾u̾s̾t̾i̾n̾g̾.̾ ̾N̾o̾.̾ ̾T̾h̾e̾y̾ ̾a̾r̾e̾ ̾c̾o̾m̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾t̾o̾w̾a̾r̾d̾s̾ ̾m̾e̾.̾ ̾I̾t̾ ̾h̾u̾r̾t̾s̾.̾ ̾N̾o̾, ̾I̾-̾}̾ 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄

Every few breems, it feels like I'm having visions. I must be malfunctioning. Maybe I should recharge soon. Back into my headlight cover please, Syntax... There you go~ [He scratches at the nagging sensation on this back]

...I don't talk about this much, but yes. Probably not like you think though. When I had my original T-cog, I was a seeker. But during one air show, my 'partner' played a dirty trick. I veered off course and well...crashed. It's a long story...but now I prefer wheels. Cruise control is wonderful~

My initial answer was 'no' but.... But maybe I should! I could run Earth's first Cybertronian Beauty Parlor. "Nitron-licious" "Stellanti-Chique" "Pristine Green" Oh... I have so many ideas now! Thank you for sparking this wonderful inspiration! i wonder who would be my first customer?~

@cliffjump.bsky.social , I ran your faceplate through the Glow-Up Simulation Protocol, and the verdict is in. My slay-dar says tea out of tea for you, Rizzjumper~ Now if only you would realize your potential...

What an exotic appearance Goofball has. I would love to explore human esthetics with a holoform, so I've also decided to design myself. A natural human look sounds fun to explore! And clothing too? Oh my~ Aren't I beautiful?

Primus save me.... Is.... is this a rust spot on my faceplate?????? NOOOOO! Must be the fragging Earth atmosphere. Do I have a product to resolve this???? Please!

So much appreciation for all the work I put into my beautiful frame! My spark is glowing with all these wonderful secret messages! If I knew who sent these, I'd give each of them a kiss on the helm~ 💖😘💋

A perfect selfie, for a perfect night at the bar. I'm looking too good to sit alone tonight. Come say 'Hi' if you see me ~💖 Don't worry. I got Cobalt's permission after I sent him this photo. #JustNitronThings #slaaaaay #Nitron-licious

I've decided to sit outside and observe the mix of nature and urban structures. The Earth sky is unique and rather beautiful to look at depending on the time of day. I personally enjoy the night sky. The stars make me think of energon sprinkles. How delicious. Or maybe I am still a bit hungry...

Finally, a juicy question~ Well, I like a bot who's not afraid to put me in my place. A dance partner, a go-getter, a bot... who doesn't mind pampering me at times. If you ask my sweetspark first, maybe 'your friend' and I could get some dinner~ Do you all have a type? Please, spill the legumes!

It has been a little while since I posted to TechTok. Creating content here on Earth has been a challenge. I appreciate each and every one of my followers for always being there to cheer me on! Stay Nitron-licious! Until next time~ #JustNitronThings

The high grade at this bar is quite pleasant. But... Syntax hasn't touched his drink... don't frogs enjoy getting a little overcharged as well sometimes? He deserves a night to relax and let loose... Oh dear.

I'm here.... What I thought would take 20 minutes took TWO HOURS. I drastically need some relaxation. Two humans crashed in the middle of the expressway and caused a whole problem for everyone. Next time, I'm walking.

AHHHHHHH! Only 20 more Earth minutes until I reach my destination. I... can be patient... I... ...Come on! MOVE! MOOOVE!! ( #myart #justnitronthings )

What. The. Frag. Is this traffic!? Is all of the Detroit nation like this? Can I.... can I just transform and walk out of this mess? Ugh. I should have stayed a seeker...

Merry Chrysler to you too! You have no idea how long it took me to it inside of that cursed tree costume... But there are sacrifices I must make for the sake of human trends if I want to be this planet's next idol. At least I got to listen to Cobalt play his cyber-harp. It was wonderful~ #myart

I am starting to run out of insects for Syntax. The supply might last for another few cycles. I wonder if there are drive thru pet stores somewhere. My holoform in the driver's seat should make me appear less suspicious. The last human I tried to ask today while in root mode seemed afraid of me 😱

A different alt mode? Hmm... The Chrysler 200 fits me too well to want to be any other vehicle, really. But I would love to be a Beastformer if the opportunity ever presented itself! I would be a beautiful Praying Mantis. They fit my standards of elegance, and I could keep my hue of green~

@deftrazortfa.bsky.social . You are already beautiful, but if you must know my rigorous process.. Start with an oil bath and then wipe with a clay bar. Next, use a dual action polisher in sections. Lastly, buff and apply a ceramic sealant. You will feel brand new! Also, so happy to be green again!

I think I'm going a bit insane traveling this planet alone. Well, I have Syntax, but that's different. It's time for a road trip away from the 'Florida' region. Perhaps I will find someone to converse with faceplate-to-faceplate in a different area. Thank Primus for cruise control~ 😌

Oh, why yes! I hear this a few times every cycle. Well... at least back on Cybertron. The organics here have odd taste, but I am sure they just need time to comprehend my elite beauty. They can't stop staring when I'm in my alt mode though. Perhaps one day I will understand these creatures.

With the robust grip of my tire treads, I can get from 0 to 60 in 5 seconds. But my alt mode was built for comfort, not for speed~ Elegant paint job, quiet cabin, soft suspension, and quality interior materials. Superior to speed in every way. Anyone else want to share their 0-60 specifications?