BOOBS MONEY ASS … WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

AHAHAHA PUNY THING DIDN’T STAND A CHANCE.

Happy emergence day, @megatronsno1fan.bsky.social 🎉 May it be thousands of stellar cycles back, but I still remember the determination in your optic, to become my personal servant and I cannot say I regret that decision. May you function for much more and never lose that bright spark in you.

FRAG OFF YOU INSIGNIFICANT BLOCKHEAD.

I. AH. UM. LORD MEGATRON! I AM EXTREMELY GRATEFUL THAT YOU THINK SO. VERY FLATTERED. I NEED TO LEAVE !

[ OOC ] I’m going to cry and throw up.

I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY. WILL YOU HOLD ME TIGHT AND NOT LET GO? SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYY—

MY DREAM BLUNT ROTATION? WELL, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

D:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STARSCREAM CLONES EVERYWHERE, EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

IT'S YOU AGAIN! HOW CUTE.

[ OOC ] I’m gonna fuckin cry

… DID I MISS SOMETHING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S SOMETHING AFOOT— @blitzwingtfa.bsky.social @bestseekerever.bsky.social EXPLAIN.

KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME. WHY MUST YOU DRAW ME NEXT TO THAT TERRIBLE LITTLE THING.

@the-real-megatron.bsky.social LOOK, IT IS YOU. GLORIOUS.

KEEP YOUR OPTICS OFF OF MY BELOVED, YOU ORGANIC FREAK.

I AM SIMPLY NOT USED TO BEING CONSIDERED SUCH THINGS BESIDES FROM MY BELOVED. IT IS WEIRD AND FOREIGN.

WHAT IS THIS MAGNIFICENT STARRY SKY THAT I SEE. GORGEOUS ART, ORGANIC.

WELL, THERE IS NO SECRET. MEGATRON WANTS THE BEST FOR WARFRAMES SUCH AS ENSURING OUR PROPER RIGHTS TO LIFE ON CYBERTRON, AND AS I, A WARFRAME, CAN GET BEHIND THAT. THAT IS WHY I HOLD OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IN HIGH ESTEEM. THAT IS WHY I FIGHT ALONGSIDE HIM. NO SECRETS.

WHAT IS THIS FOUL LITTLE CREATURE THAT EXPLODED IN MY FACE WHILE I WAS FLYING? THERE IS NOW THESE LITTLE FLUFF SPECKS ON MY PLATE AND IT WON'T COME OFF.

HELLO, AND HUH? I AM CUTE TO YOU? I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE THAT. I AM NOT CUTE. am i?

CUTE IS NEVER A WORD I WOULD THINK TO DESCRIBE EITHER OF US, BUT I AM FLATTERED BY YOUR WORDS, ORGANIC. THANK YOU FOR THE WELL-WISHES FOR MY BELOVED AND I. @general-strika.bsky.social ❤️

[𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘; 𝙳𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔] My loyal Deceptions! The day has come that I bring our war to the end once and for all. I'm going to fight Ultra Magnus, the Autobot leader at this very moment. You have my world that I'll fight till the very end.-

THERE ARE MANY THINGS GREAT ABOUT LORD MEGATRON. HAVE YOU READ HIS POETRY? IT IS BEAUTIFUL. HIS INTELLIGENCE, HIS CHARM, AND HIS AMBITION FOR THE CAUSE. THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS TO NAME THAT CANNOT FIT IN THIS PUNY WORD COUNT BUT KNOW THAT HE IS GREAT IN EVERYTHING.

I DO NOT WATCH MOVIES OFTEN BUT THE HORROR MOVIES I HAVE SEEN ARE AMAZING. SO YES. I LIKE HORROR MOVIES. CRUSH THE WEAKLINGS.

THERE IS A THING CALLED A STRAW PAGE? I HAVE MADE ONE. ALL HAIL MEGATRON. thedecepticonfanpage.straw.page

Greetings fellow Deception brethren, Autobots and Organics, my name is Strika. Leader of Team Chaar and General of Destruction. My conjunx Lugnut got me onto this site organics use frequently and for some reason Cybertronians as well.

GREETINGS DECEPTICONS, AS WELL AS FILTHY AUTOBOTS AND ORGANICS... I AM LUGNUT, MEGATRON'S MOST LOYAL SERVANT. YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO OUR BELOVED MASTER. DECEPTICONS SHALL RISE. AUTOBOTS AND ORGANICS, WATCH YOURSELVES WHEN SPEAKING TO OUR GLORIOUS LEADER.

WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I.